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Drider_it · 08-07-2003, 06:26 PM

Written by me.. school bathroom.. after taking a dump and seeing a light going out..

"Its not that the lightbulb emits light.. it sucks all the darkness away.. thats why when a bulb burns out its black"

Ill be damned if the band teacher didnt figure it was me in a heart beat..

others ive seen..

If wishes were fishes the world would be an ocean..

under that

yeah and if stupes were rich you would be bill gates.. get over it hippy

"peace though superior firepower"
"He's dead, Jim. You get his tricorder, Ill get his wallet"
"Beam me up scotty this place sucks"

In a hospital bathroom.. was written

"sperm and urine doners wanted.. leave samples"

rmarshall · 08-08-2003, 05:31 AM

Here I sit, on the pooper
Giving birth to an Ohio State Trooper.

(a rest stop somewhere in Ohio)

Midlandmadman · 08-08-2003, 10:29 AM

Don't forget about...

Here is sit cheecks a-flexan
unnnnnnnhhhhhhhhgggggg
out pops another Texan!!!!!

uncle phil · 08-08-2003, 12:18 PM

at the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry

bentley's house of coffee and tea
tuscon, az

Drider_it · 08-08-2003, 01:00 PM

Here i come to sit and think
but all i can do is shit and stink
I wonder what i ate today
That made my bowels burn away

txgirl · 08-09-2003, 08:28 AM

Those who write on shithouse walls should roll their shit in little balls.
Those who read these words of wit should eat those little balls of shit.

MSD · 08-09-2003, 07:37 PM

You can shake, you can squeeze
you can jump, you can dance
The last drop won't come out
'till you pull up your pants

Acme-143 · 08-09-2003, 10:47 PM

I saw this on the walls of a internet cafe...hackers with a lot of time on their hands...

01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011

To decode, go to http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php. take out the spaces first.

madcow7sd · 08-09-2003, 11:36 PM

In a port-o-potty:

"Welcome to the mexican space shuttle"

I about died laughing.

uncle phil · 08-11-2003, 12:41 PM

it's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere...

written in the dust
on the back of a bus
wickenburg, az

bobw · 09-30-2003, 05:12 AM

Some of the writing on bathroom walls, especially in bars, cracks me up.... please write some of the funnier ones you've seen.

-I fucked your momma !
Shut up Dad, you're drunk again...

or another one (from a bar in San Francisco)...

-Here I sit cheeks still flexin',
Just gave birth to another Texan !

Latch · 09-30-2003, 06:10 AM

My favourite is toilet tennis in the stalls. On the right stall wall it says "Toilet Tennis, look left." On the left stall wall it says "Toilet Tennis, look right." Keeps me entertained if I'm drunk.

Redlemon · 09-30-2003, 06:47 AM

There was a club in NY that had the classic "Employees much wash hands before leaving restroom", with the handwritten annotation, "I waited here for hours, and no employee came to wash my hands!"

Sexodus · 09-30-2003, 06:51 AM

To tired to work,
to poor to quit,
so here i sit,
Pretending to take a big-ol-shit!

Thank you, thank you. i will be here all week!

no just kidding (i work construction) there are alot of good ones in the porta-shiters on construction sites!

lyxo · 09-30-2003, 07:21 AM

Right above a pisser:
"The Future of our Country in is Your Hands"

water_boy1999 · 09-30-2003, 08:06 AM

One of my all time favs....

Some come here to sit and think....
Some come here to shit and stink....
I come here to scratch my balls and read the bullshit on the walls.

Or

Here I sit in silent bliss, thinking bout this tinkling piss.
Now and then a splash is heard, followed by a tumbling turd.

jimk · 09-30-2003, 08:09 AM

"please don't flush toothpicks......the crabs around here can pole vault!"

-e. lansing, circa 1985

MikeyChalupa · 09-30-2003, 08:58 AM

I'll always remember the first time I saw it, on a condom dispenser at a rest stop on I-80:

"This gum tastes like shit, but it's great for blowing bubbles!"

-Mikey

bparker805 · 09-30-2003, 09:02 AM

Saw this one at a bar one time:

"So, I hear this is where all the dicks hang out."

Midlandmadman · 09-30-2003, 11:15 AM

I saw one in a rest stop that made me laugh sooooo hard.... But it really makes no sence. It said........... " Big Ed eats your leftovers!"

I still think thats funny to this day!!!

Midlandmadman · 09-30-2003, 11:17 AM

oh lets not forget this one...

I bold letters "I FUCKED YOUR MAMA!!!"
below in in neat writing... " Go home dad, your drunk!"

CSflim · 09-30-2003, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Midlandmadman
oh lets not forget this one...

I bold letters "I FUCKED YOUR MAMA!!!"
below in in neat writing... " Go home dad, your drunk!"

we didn't forget it.
First one!

bobw · 09-30-2003, 08:18 PM

the classic..

Here I sit, broken hearted
Tried to shit but only farted.

Melraidin · 09-30-2003, 08:48 PM

bobw: paid a dime, damnit!!!

Here I sit, broken hearted,
paid a dime, only farted.

drag0nmanes · 09-30-2003, 11:57 PM

People who write on bathroom walls,
Roll their shit in little balls.
People who read these words of wit
eat those little balls of shit.

Funny one I read when I was but a wee lad.

uncle phil · 10-01-2003, 04:02 AM

Make love, not war
-hell, do both-
GET MARRIED

Women's Restroom
The Filling Station
Bozeman, MT

Pyrate · 10-01-2003, 05:35 AM

"They made me do it!"-Some wall in Brixton...

"Grafitti here"-'That toilet' in clapham...

"Fuck Tony Blair"-Red Brick wall, round my ends...

rmarshall · 10-01-2003, 02:11 PM

Shpoop · 10-01-2003, 02:29 PM

-no matter how much you wiggle,
no matter how much you dance,
that last little drop
will always fall on your pants!

-you smack it, slap it,
or bang it against the wall
but until you put it in your pants
that last drop wont fall

-we aim to please, you aim too, please

uncle phil · 10-02-2003, 02:46 AM

If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal...

Revolution Books
New York, New York

Fly · 10-13-2003, 07:28 AM

on an outhouse at work.......(nasty fuckin' place i might add.)

jesus didn't play hockey cuz he was sick of gettin' nailed to the boards.

*i know.....i know......straight to hell*

Miekle · 10-13-2003, 08:46 AM

(drawn on the door of the stall is a nice big arrow pointing down)

the words under the arrow read "if you are reading this you are now shitting at a 45* angle."

uncle phil · 10-13-2003, 12:34 PM

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.

Women's Restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX

PayUp · 06-26-2004, 01:05 PM

Post Your favorite bathroom Grafitti.
I'll Start ya off

Those who write on bathroom walls,
roll their shit into little balls,
those who read these words of wit,
eat those little balls of shit.

fernweh · 06-26-2004, 03:21 PM

The classic:
Here I sit, broken hearted
paid my dime and only farted.
Later on I took a chance,
tried to fart and shit my pants!

fernweh · 06-26-2004, 03:23 PM

In a toilet stall at my school, above the toilet paper dispenser: "CCSF degrees, please take one"

Munku · 06-26-2004, 03:38 PM

I think that one is pretty funny fernweh.

Latch · 06-26-2004, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fernweh
In a toilet stall at my school, above the toilet paper dispenser: "CCSF degrees, please take one"

Same here, except the CCSF bit is different. Generally they say "Arts degrees, take one".

Ella · 06-26-2004, 03:57 PM

Yup, seen that one Latch (makes me glad I never went back to that deferred BA!)

I like this one...

"I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead."

todd · 06-26-2004, 04:38 PM

This isn't exactly written graffiti, but close...
Once I saw a picture of Osama Bin Laden taped to the back of a urinal for people to piss on. It was awesome.

08-07-2003, 06:26 PM	#41 (permalink)
Drider_it Junkie Location: Louisiana	Written by me.. school bathroom.. after taking a dump and seeing a light going out.. "Its not that the lightbulb emits light.. it sucks all the darkness away.. thats why when a bulb burns out its black" Ill be damned if the band teacher didnt figure it was me in a heart beat.. others ive seen.. If wishes were fishes the world would be an ocean.. under that yeah and if stupes were rich you would be bill gates.. get over it hippy "peace though superior firepower" "He's dead, Jim. You get his tricorder, Ill get his wallet" "Beam me up scotty this place sucks" In a hospital bathroom.. was written "sperm and urine doners wanted.. leave samples" __________________ It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies.

08-08-2003, 10:29 AM	#43 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Don't forget about... Here is sit cheecks a-flexan unnnnnnnhhhhhhhhgggggg out pops another Texan!!!!! __________________ Its good to be back.

08-08-2003, 12:18 PM	#44 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	at the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry bentley's house of coffee and tea tuscon, az __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-08-2003, 01:00 PM	#45 (permalink)
Drider_it Junkie Location: Louisiana	Here i come to sit and think but all i can do is shit and stink I wonder what i ate today That made my bowels burn away __________________ It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies.

08-09-2003, 10:47 PM	#48 (permalink)
Acme-143 Tilted Location: Hellhole, Arizona	I saw this on the walls of a internet cafe...hackers with a lot of time on their hands... 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 To decode, go to http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php. take out the spaces first. __________________ All your base are belong to us!!! You will never know the simple pleasures of a monkey knife fight.

08-08-2003, 05:31 AM	#42 (permalink)
rmarshall Addict Location: Kingston,Ontario	Here I sit, on the pooper Giving birth to an Ohio State Trooper. (a rest stop somewhere in Ohio)

08-09-2003, 08:28 AM	#46 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	Those who write on shithouse walls should roll their shit in little balls. Those who read these words of wit should eat those little balls of shit.

08-09-2003, 07:37 PM	#47 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	You can shake, you can squeeze you can jump, you can dance The last drop won't come out 'till you pull up your pants

08-09-2003, 11:36 PM	#49 (permalink)
madcow7sd Tilted	In a port-o-potty: "Welcome to the mexican space shuttle" I about died laughing.

08-11-2003, 12:41 PM	#50 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	it's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere... written in the dust on the back of a bus wickenburg, az __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-30-2003, 05:12 AM	#51 (permalink)
bobw Psycho Location: somewhere....	Bathroom wall banter... Some of the writing on bathroom walls, especially in bars, cracks me up.... please write some of the funnier ones you've seen. -I fucked your momma ! Shut up Dad, you're drunk again... or another one (from a bar in San Francisco)... -Here I sit cheeks still flexin', Just gave birth to another Texan ! Last edited by JadziaDax; 10-01-2003 at 01:50 AM..

09-30-2003, 06:10 AM	#52 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	My favourite is toilet tennis in the stalls. On the right stall wall it says "Toilet Tennis, look left." On the left stall wall it says "Toilet Tennis, look right." Keeps me entertained if I'm drunk.

09-30-2003, 06:47 AM	#53 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	There was a club in NY that had the classic "Employees much wash hands before leaving restroom", with the handwritten annotation, "I waited here for hours, and no employee came to wash my hands!" __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

09-30-2003, 06:51 AM	#54 (permalink)
Sexodus Banned Location: The Canyons - Boarding	To tired to work, to poor to quit, so here i sit, Pretending to take a big-ol-shit! Thank you, thank you. i will be here all week! no just kidding (i work construction) there are alot of good ones in the porta-shiters on construction sites!

09-30-2003, 07:21 AM	#55 (permalink)
lyxo Crazy	Right above a pisser: "The Future of our Country in is Your Hands"

09-30-2003, 08:06 AM	#56 (permalink)
water_boy1999 Fly em straight! Location: Above and Beyond	One of my all time favs.... Some come here to sit and think.... Some come here to shit and stink.... I come here to scratch my balls and read the bullshit on the walls. Or Here I sit in silent bliss, thinking bout this tinkling piss. Now and then a splash is heard, followed by a tumbling turd. __________________ Doh!!!! -Homer Simpson

09-30-2003, 08:09 AM	#57 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	"please don't flush toothpicks......the crabs around here can pole vault!" -e. lansing, circa 1985 __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

09-30-2003, 08:58 AM	#58 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	I'll always remember the first time I saw it, on a condom dispenser at a rest stop on I-80: "This gum tastes like shit, but it's great for blowing bubbles!" -Mikey

09-30-2003, 09:02 AM	#59 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Saw this one at a bar one time: "So, I hear this is where all the dicks hang out."

09-30-2003, 11:15 AM	#60 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	I saw one in a rest stop that made me laugh sooooo hard.... But it really makes no sence. It said........... " Big Ed eats your leftovers!" I still think thats funny to this day!!! __________________ Its good to be back.

09-30-2003, 11:17 AM	#61 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	oh lets not forget this one... I bold letters "I FUCKED YOUR MAMA!!!" below in in neat writing... " Go home dad, your drunk!" __________________ Its good to be back.

09-30-2003, 08:18 PM	#63 (permalink)
bobw Psycho Location: somewhere....	the classic.. Here I sit, broken hearted Tried to shit but only farted.

09-30-2003, 08:48 PM	#64 (permalink)
Melraidin Upright	bobw: paid a dime, damnit!!! Here I sit, broken hearted, paid a dime, only farted.

09-30-2003, 11:57 PM	#65 (permalink)
drag0nmanes Crazy Location: Oside	People who write on bathroom walls, Roll their shit in little balls. People who read these words of wit eat those little balls of shit. Funny one I read when I was but a wee lad.

10-01-2003, 04:02 AM	#66 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Make love, not war -hell, do both- GET MARRIED Women's Restroom The Filling Station Bozeman, MT __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-01-2003, 05:35 AM	#67 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	"They made me do it!"-Some wall in Brixton... "Grafitti here"-'That toilet' in clapham... "Fuck Tony Blair"-Red Brick wall, round my ends... __________________ ? Last edited by Pyrate; 10-01-2003 at 05:40 AM..

10-01-2003, 02:11 PM	#68 (permalink)
rmarshall Addict Location: Kingston,Ontario

10-01-2003, 02:29 PM	#69 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	-no matter how much you wiggle, no matter how much you dance, that last little drop will always fall on your pants! -you smack it, slap it, or bang it against the wall but until you put it in your pants that last drop wont fall -we aim to please, you aim too, please

10-02-2003, 02:46 AM	#70 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	If voting could really change things, it would be illegal... Revolution Books New York, New York __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-13-2003, 07:28 AM	#71 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	on an outhouse at work.......(nasty fuckin' place i might add.) jesus didn't play hockey cuz he was sick of gettin' nailed to the boards. i know.....i know......straight to hell __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-13-2003, 08:46 AM	#72 (permalink)
Miekle Insane Location: your front door...ding dong	(drawn on the door of the stall is a nice big arrow pointing down) the words under the arrow read "if you are reading this you are now shitting at a 45* angle."

10-13-2003, 12:34 PM	#73 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. Women's Restroom Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-26-2004, 01:05 PM	#74 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	Restroom Grafitti Post Your favorite bathroom Grafitti. I'll Start ya off Those who write on bathroom walls, roll their shit into little balls, those who read these words of wit, eat those little balls of shit. __________________ Born to Lose.

06-26-2004, 03:21 PM	#75 (permalink)
fernweh Crazy Location: San Francisco	The classic: Here I sit, broken hearted paid my dime and only farted. Later on I took a chance, tried to fart and shit my pants! __________________ f-e-r-n-w-e-h is actually a gross misspelling of the name "gregory"

06-26-2004, 03:23 PM	#76 (permalink)
fernweh Crazy Location: San Francisco	In a toilet stall at my school, above the toilet paper dispenser: "CCSF degrees, please take one" __________________ f-e-r-n-w-e-h is actually a gross misspelling of the name "gregory"