08-07-2003, 06:26 PM | #41 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Louisiana
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Written by me.. school bathroom.. after taking a dump and seeing a light going out..
"Its not that the lightbulb emits light.. it sucks all the darkness away.. thats why when a bulb burns out its black" Ill be damned if the band teacher didnt figure it was me in a heart beat.. others ive seen.. If wishes were fishes the world would be an ocean.. under that yeah and if stupes were rich you would be bill gates.. get over it hippy "peace though superior firepower" "He's dead, Jim. You get his tricorder, Ill get his wallet" "Beam me up scotty this place sucks" In a hospital bathroom.. was written "sperm and urine doners wanted.. leave samples"
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It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies. |
08-08-2003, 12:18 PM | #44 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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at the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry bentley's house of coffee and tea tuscon, az
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
08-08-2003, 01:00 PM | #45 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Louisiana
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Here i come to sit and think
but all i can do is shit and stink I wonder what i ate today That made my bowels burn away
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It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies. |
08-09-2003, 10:47 PM | #48 (permalink) |
Tilted
Location: Hellhole, Arizona
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I saw this on the walls of a internet cafe...hackers with a lot of time on their hands...
01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 To decode, go to http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php. take out the spaces first.
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08-11-2003, 12:41 PM | #50 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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it's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere... written in the dust on the back of a bus wickenburg, az
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
09-30-2003, 05:12 AM | #51 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: somewhere....
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Bathroom wall banter...
Some of the writing on bathroom walls, especially in bars, cracks me up.... please write some of the funnier ones you've seen.
-I fucked your momma ! Shut up Dad, you're drunk again... or another one (from a bar in San Francisco)... -Here I sit cheeks still flexin', Just gave birth to another Texan ! Last edited by JadziaDax; 10-01-2003 at 01:50 AM.. |
09-30-2003, 06:47 AM | #53 (permalink) |
Devoted
Donor
Location: New England
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There was a club in NY that had the classic "Employees much wash hands before leaving restroom", with the handwritten annotation, "I waited here for hours, and no employee came to wash my hands!"
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09-30-2003, 06:51 AM | #54 (permalink) |
Banned
Location: The Canyons - Boarding
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To tired to work,
to poor to quit, so here i sit, Pretending to take a big-ol-shit! Thank you, thank you. i will be here all week! no just kidding (i work construction) there are alot of good ones in the porta-shiters on construction sites! |
09-30-2003, 08:06 AM | #56 (permalink) |
Fly em straight!
Location: Above and Beyond
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One of my all time favs....
Some come here to sit and think.... Some come here to shit and stink.... I come here to scratch my balls and read the bullshit on the walls. Or Here I sit in silent bliss, thinking bout this tinkling piss. Now and then a splash is heard, followed by a tumbling turd.
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09-30-2003, 11:15 AM | #60 (permalink) |
Redwing fan extraordinaire
Location: Michigan
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I saw one in a rest stop that made me laugh sooooo hard.... But it really makes no sence. It said........... " Big Ed eats your leftovers!"
I still think thats funny to this day!!!
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10-01-2003, 04:02 AM | #66 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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Make love, not war
-hell, do both- GET MARRIED Women's Restroom The Filling Station Bozeman, MT
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
10-01-2003, 02:29 PM | #69 (permalink) |
Curious
Location: NJ (but just for college)
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-no matter how much you wiggle,
no matter how much you dance, that last little drop will always fall on your pants! -you smack it, slap it, or bang it against the wall but until you put it in your pants that last drop wont fall -we aim to please, you aim too, please |
10-02-2003, 02:46 AM | #70 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal... Revolution Books New York, New York
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
10-13-2003, 12:34 PM | #73 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. Women's Restroom Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
06-26-2004, 01:05 PM | #74 (permalink) |
DILLIGAF
Location: AZ
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Restroom Grafitti
Post Your favorite bathroom Grafitti.
I'll Start ya off Those who write on bathroom walls, roll their shit into little balls, those who read these words of wit, eat those little balls of shit.
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06-26-2004, 03:49 PM | #78 (permalink) | |
In Your Dreams
Location: City of Lights
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06-26-2004, 03:57 PM | #79 (permalink) |
Ella Bo Bella
Location: Australia
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Yup, seen that one Latch (makes me glad I never went back to that deferred BA!)
I like this one... "I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead."
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