07-21-2003, 12:59 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Loser
Location: With Jadzia
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READING THE BATHROOM WALLS
Did this thread on v3 but I saw a new one that made me think I should post again.
Working in a book store there is some interesting graffiti on the bathroom wall. One exchange went like this... In pen "Evolution is impossible and Darwin was stupid." Penciled under that "Wait 100,000 years and maybe the concept won't hurt your brain so much." Different color pen with an arrow pointing at the first statement "De-evolution at work" Any good exchanges in your public bathrooms? What would we find on the walls in the TFP bathroom? In magic marker Looking for a pretty princess for family parties? Call Spleen at 555-l33t Or down along the edge of the floor and the wall in some strange substance "World King was here" Last edited by redravin40; 07-21-2003 at 01:50 PM.. |
07-21-2003, 01:53 PM | #3 (permalink) | |
Squid hat!
Location: A Few Miles Away From Halx
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In Glitterink, we find the remains of what seems to be the leader of the stall:
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07-21-2003, 02:10 PM | #4 (permalink) |
Please touch this.
Owner/Admin
Location: Manhattan
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Here I sit broken-hearted
Tried to shit but only farted.
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07-21-2003, 04:10 PM | #7 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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friends don't let friends take home ugly women...
dewey beach, de...
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07-21-2003, 04:19 PM | #8 (permalink) | |
smiling doesn't hurt anymore :)
Location: College Station, TX
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Only you can prevent ugly babies. Kingwood, TX
In blood: Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no righteousness FOR I AM THE VENGEFUL HAND OF LUCIFER - rat
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07-21-2003, 05:40 PM | #11 (permalink) |
green
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A sign on all the stall doors reads:
URGENT If you see a transvestite with a pink feather boa, a leather vest and fishnet stockings, do the following: 1. Run 2. Call a SWAT team and an animal control agency 3. Tell them both that "Bones the Donkey Fucker" is on the loose again.
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07-21-2003, 05:56 PM | #12 (permalink) |
Loose Cunt
Location: North Bondi RSL
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In big black texta:
Bones LOVES Rooting Donkeys 12021 3223 545 99% 99% = True love!!!
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07-22-2003, 04:06 AM | #17 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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beauty is only a light switch away...
perkins library duke university
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08-02-2003, 10:24 AM | #20 (permalink) | |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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bold letters...... DON'T BE ALARMED BONES....DONKEY IS ANOTHER NAME FOR ASS. IT'S OKAY. |
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08-02-2003, 02:21 PM | #21 (permalink) |
I am the anomaly.
Location: Motown
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In days of old when knights were bold,
And rubbers not invented. They pulled wool socks up over their cocks, And babies were prevented. In days of old when knights were bold, And toilets not invented, The dropped their load beside the road, And strolled away contented.
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08-04-2003, 01:18 PM | #26 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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if life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. armand's pizza washington, dc
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
08-04-2003, 03:30 PM | #28 (permalink) |
Sir, I have a plan...
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There once was a man from Kent,
whose dick in the middle was bent. To save himself trouble, he put it in double, and instead of coming, he went.
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08-05-2003, 01:21 PM | #29 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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remember, it's not, "how high are you?"
it's "hi, how are you?" route 81 rest stop, west virginia
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
08-06-2003, 12:40 PM | #31 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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no matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap...
men's room linda's bar and grill chapel hill, nc
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
08-06-2003, 01:07 PM | #32 (permalink) |
don't ignore this-->
Location: CA
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in a bathroom in my college's art department, people would write bad grout puns in the grout in front of the urinals... a few examples:
the grout gatsby grout it out grout scott grout, grout, let it all out
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08-06-2003, 02:46 PM | #34 (permalink) | |
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Location: Vancouver, BC
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08-06-2003, 03:45 PM | #36 (permalink) |
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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saw this one at work yesterday. the names of the people have been changed, but they belong to supervisor types in the department I work in.
I stuck my cock in Mrs. Nerf's ass and Sandy watched while masturbating with a pig fetus. I saw God...and Harry. -The Disgruntled. dont ask me to explain it. I cant.
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08-07-2003, 12:51 PM | #38 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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to do is to be - descartes
to be is to do - voltaire do be do be do - frank sinatra mens restroom greasewood flats scottsdale, az
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
08-07-2003, 06:18 PM | #39 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Ontari-ari-ari-O, Canada EH!
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On a truck stop restroom wall
MY MOTHER MADE ME A HOMOSEXUAL!! Reply IF I BUY HER SOME WOOL WILL SHE MAKE ME ONE TOO?? "Hell's bells This place smells" Taj Mahal Indian Restaurant, men's room, Ft. Collins, CO "E Coli eats shit!" Men's Room, Health Sciences Library, UNC Chapel Hill and my all time favourite "Jesus saves." (Added on below) "And Espisito scores on the rebound!" unknown location |
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