READING THE TFP BATHROOM WALLS - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

redravin40 · 07-21-2003, 12:59 PM

Did this thread on v3 but I saw a new one that made me think I should post again.
Working in a book store there is some interesting graffiti on the bathroom wall.
One exchange went like this...

In pen "Evolution is impossible and Darwin was stupid."

Penciled under that "Wait 100,000 years and maybe the concept won't hurt your brain so much."

Different color pen with an arrow pointing at the first statement "De-evolution at work"

Any good exchanges in your public bathrooms? What would we find on the walls in the TFP bathroom?

In magic marker Looking for a pretty princess for family parties? Call Spleen at 555-l33t

Or down along the edge of the floor and the wall in some strange substance "World King was here"

Shokan · 07-21-2003, 01:28 PM

lipstick - KWSN is a huge man slut!

pen - This is the K-Dub. All hail my mangina.

meanSpleen · 07-21-2003, 01:53 PM

In Glitterink, we find the remains of what seems to be the leader of the stall:

Quote:

PUT YOUR FREAKING WALL QUOTES IN ONE POST. USE THE FREAKING EDIT BUTTON. FREAKING HECK!!!

Halx · 07-21-2003, 02:10 PM

Here I sit broken-hearted
Tried to shit but only farted.

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 07-21-2003, 03:50 PM

If your hose is too short,
and your pump is too weak,
move closer asshole,
or you'll piss on your feet!!

Glad

Plummie · 07-21-2003, 04:05 PM

LOL! Cute thread.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"

Brought to you from a rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.

uncle phil · 07-21-2003, 04:10 PM

friends don't let friends take home ugly women...

dewey beach, de...

rat · 07-21-2003, 04:19 PM

Only you can prevent ugly babies. Kingwood, TX

In blood: Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no righteousness FOR I AM THE VENGEFUL HAND OF LUCIFER - rat

Pennington · 07-21-2003, 04:49 PM

Seen at a public bathroom near Chicago, right above the toilet:

Suspected herpes
(arrow pointing down)

platypus · 07-21-2003, 05:26 PM

Don't look up here. The joke is in your hands.

KWSN · 07-21-2003, 05:40 PM

A sign on all the stall doors reads:

URGENT

If you see a transvestite with a pink feather boa, a leather vest and fishnet stockings, do the following:

1. Run

2. Call a SWAT team and an animal control agency

3. Tell them both that "Bones the Donkey Fucker" is on the loose again.

Meridae'n · 07-21-2003, 05:56 PM

In big black texta:

Bones
LOVES
Rooting Donkeys
12021
3223
545
99%

99% = True love!!!

cchris · 07-21-2003, 06:32 PM

Seen on a toilet wall in very neat writing.

"This place isn't a harbour,so don't come her looking for a tug".

TIO · 07-21-2003, 10:17 PM

Written at the bottom of the door: "If you can read this, you're shitting at a 45 degree angle"

eyeronic · 07-21-2003, 10:21 PM

In one pen, "I FUCKED YOUR MOM!!!"

In another, "Go home dad, you're drunk."

Freddy's Bar, Brooklyn, NY

laxative · 07-21-2003, 11:20 PM

those who write on heaven's walls,
should mold their shit in little balls,
and thos who read these lines of wit,
should eat these little balls of shit.

uncle phil · 07-22-2003, 04:06 AM

beauty is only a light switch away...

perkins library
duke university

TIO · 08-02-2003, 10:03 AM

Also at the bottom of a door: "Beware of limbo dancers"

Fly · 08-02-2003, 10:22 AM

anyone can piss on the floor...

be a hero and shit on the ceiling....

....arrow pointing to TP roll........your baby photos....wipe to develop

Fly · 08-02-2003, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Meridae'n
In big black texta:

Bones
LOVES
Rooting Donkeys
12021
3223
545
99%

99% = True love!!!

bold letters......

DON'T BE ALARMED BONES....DONKEY IS ANOTHER NAME FOR ASS.

IT'S OKAY.

marcopolo · 08-02-2003, 02:21 PM

In days of old when knights were bold,

And rubbers not invented.

They pulled wool socks up over their cocks,

And babies were prevented.

In days of old when knights were bold,

And toilets not invented,

The dropped their load beside the road,

And strolled away contented.

Happyland · 08-02-2003, 02:39 PM

written on the tp

all you people are sick

analog · 08-02-2003, 02:52 PM

On inside of door,

I use the site without giving back
and now i'm really hated
i sit here now cuz they spiked my drink
I got the runs- i should have donated.

PayUp · 08-02-2003, 03:51 PM

above the paper seat protectors: highway patrol hat protector

wario · 08-02-2003, 04:05 PM

At a Barnes & Noble:

Jesus is coming... look busy!

uncle phil · 08-04-2003, 01:18 PM

if life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.

armand's pizza
washington, dc

JumpinJesus · 08-04-2003, 01:24 PM

On restroom wall in a college bathroom

"you all suk!"

underneath that:

"learn how to spell dumfuck"

debaser · 08-04-2003, 03:30 PM

There once was a man from Kent,
whose dick in the middle was bent.
To save himself trouble,
he put it in double,
and instead of coming,
he went.

uncle phil · 08-05-2003, 01:21 PM

remember, it's not, "how high are you?"
it's
"hi, how are you?"

route 81 rest stop, west virginia

bundy · 08-05-2003, 03:39 PM

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HIPPIE LOVE??

and

THERE IS NO GRAVITY. THE EARTH SUCKS.

uncle phil · 08-06-2003, 12:40 PM

no matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap...

men's room
linda's bar and grill
chapel hill, nc

bermuDa · 08-06-2003, 01:07 PM

in a bathroom in my college's art department, people would write bad grout puns in the grout in front of the urinals... a few examples:

the grout gatsby
grout it out
grout scott
grout, grout, let it all out

dnd · 08-06-2003, 01:29 PM

if u tinkle when u sprinkle...
please be sweet...
and wipe the seat

lady · 08-06-2003, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bermuDa
in a bathroom in my college's art department, people would write bad grout puns in the grout in front of the urinals... a few examples:

the grout gatsby
grout it out
grout scott
grout, grout, let it all out

don't know why but this totally cracked me up

tenchi069 · 08-06-2003, 03:18 PM

due to excessive toilet paper theft this facility is now under camera surveillance 24/7

thank you
-the management

Sion · 08-06-2003, 03:45 PM

saw this one at work yesterday. the names of the people have been changed, but they belong to supervisor types in the department I work in.

I stuck my cock in Mrs. Nerf's ass and Sandy watched while masturbating with a pig fetus. I saw God...and Harry.

-The Disgruntled.

dont ask me to explain it. I cant.

soopadoopa · 08-06-2003, 05:29 PM

Eye level:
Look Up!

A little higher:
Keep going!

At the ceiling:
Quick! Look down, you're pissing on your shoes!

uncle phil · 08-07-2003, 12:51 PM

to do is to be - descartes

to be is to do - voltaire

do be do be do - frank sinatra

mens restroom
greasewood flats
scottsdale, az

Cujo · 08-07-2003, 06:18 PM

On a truck stop restroom wall

MY MOTHER MADE ME A HOMOSEXUAL!!
Reply
IF I BUY HER SOME WOOL WILL SHE MAKE ME ONE TOO??

"Hell's bells
This place smells"
Taj Mahal Indian Restaurant, men's room, Ft. Collins, CO

"E Coli eats shit!"
Men's Room, Health Sciences Library, UNC Chapel Hill

and my all time favourite

"Jesus saves."
(Added on below) "And Espisito scores on the rebound!"
unknown location

more fire · 08-07-2003, 06:25 PM

"Please do not write on the walls"

07-21-2003, 12:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
redravin40 Loser Location: With Jadzia	READING THE BATHROOM WALLS Did this thread on v3 but I saw a new one that made me think I should post again. Working in a book store there is some interesting graffiti on the bathroom wall. One exchange went like this... In pen "Evolution is impossible and Darwin was stupid." Penciled under that "Wait 100,000 years and maybe the concept won't hurt your brain so much." Different color pen with an arrow pointing at the first statement "De-evolution at work" Any good exchanges in your public bathrooms? What would we find on the walls in the TFP bathroom? In magic marker Looking for a pretty princess for family parties? Call Spleen at 555-l33t Or down along the edge of the floor and the wall in some strange substance "World King was here" Last edited by redravin40; 07-21-2003 at 01:50 PM..

07-21-2003, 01:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
Shokan Addict Location: Canada	lipstick - KWSN is a huge man slut! pen - This is the K-Dub. All hail my mangina. __________________ Legalize it.

07-21-2003, 02:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	Here I sit broken-hearted Tried to shit but only farted. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

07-21-2003, 03:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	If your hose is too short, and your pump is too weak, move closer asshole, or you'll piss on your feet!! Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

07-21-2003, 04:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
Plummie Liquid Diamonds Location: Lexington, KY	LOL! Cute thread. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" Brought to you from a rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia. __________________ Kim

07-21-2003, 04:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	friends don't let friends take home ugly women... dewey beach, de... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-21-2003, 04:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
Pennington Banned Location: Autonomous Zone	Seen at a public bathroom near Chicago, right above the toilet: Suspected herpes (arrow pointing down)

07-21-2003, 05:26 PM	#10 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	Don't look up here. The joke is in your hands. __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

07-21-2003, 05:40 PM	#11 (permalink)
KWSN green	A sign on all the stall doors reads: URGENT If you see a transvestite with a pink feather boa, a leather vest and fishnet stockings, do the following: 1. Run 2. Call a SWAT team and an animal control agency 3. Tell them both that "Bones the Donkey Fucker" is on the loose again. __________________ Your arms are broken!

07-21-2003, 05:56 PM	#12 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	In big black texta: Bones LOVES Rooting Donkeys 12021 3223 545 99% 99% = True love!!! __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? Last edited by Meridae'n; 07-21-2003 at 05:58 PM..

07-21-2003, 06:32 PM	#13 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Seen on a toilet wall in very neat writing. "This place isn't a harbour,so don't come her looking for a tug". __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-21-2003, 10:17 PM	#14 (permalink)
TIO Addict Location: The Land Down Under	Written at the bottom of the door: "If you can read this, you're shitting at a 45 degree angle" __________________ Strewth

07-21-2003, 10:21 PM	#15 (permalink)
eyeronic I run E. Location: New York	In one pen, "I FUCKED YOUR MOM!!!" In another, "Go home dad, you're drunk." Freddy's Bar, Brooklyn, NY __________________ I hold with those that favor fire.

07-21-2003, 11:20 PM	#16 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	those who write on heaven's walls, should mold their shit in little balls, and thos who read these lines of wit, should eat these little balls of shit.

07-22-2003, 04:06 AM	#17 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	beauty is only a light switch away... perkins library duke university __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-02-2003, 02:39 PM	#22 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	written on the tp all you people are sick __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

08-02-2003, 10:03 AM	#18 (permalink)
TIO Addict Location: The Land Down Under	Also at the bottom of a door: "Beware of limbo dancers" __________________ Strewth

08-02-2003, 10:22 AM	#19 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	anyone can piss on the floor... be a hero and shit on the ceiling.... ....arrow pointing to TP roll........your baby photos....wipe to develop __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-02-2003, 02:21 PM	#21 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	In days of old when knights were bold, And rubbers not invented. They pulled wool socks up over their cocks, And babies were prevented. In days of old when knights were bold, And toilets not invented, The dropped their load beside the road, And strolled away contented. __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

08-02-2003, 02:52 PM	#23 (permalink)
analog Banned	On inside of door, I use the site without giving back and now i'm really hated i sit here now cuz they spiked my drink I got the runs- i should have donated.

08-02-2003, 03:51 PM	#24 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	above the paper seat protectors: highway patrol hat protector __________________ Born to Lose.

08-02-2003, 04:05 PM	#25 (permalink)
wario Insane	At a Barnes & Noble: Jesus is coming... look busy!

08-04-2003, 01:18 PM	#26 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	if life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. armand's pizza washington, dc __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-04-2003, 01:24 PM	#27 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	On restroom wall in a college bathroom "you all suk!" underneath that: "learn how to spell dumfuck" __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

08-04-2003, 03:30 PM	#28 (permalink)
debaser Sir, I have a plan... Location: 38S NC20943324	There once was a man from Kent, whose dick in the middle was bent. To save himself trouble, he put it in double, and instead of coming, he went. __________________ Fortunato became immured to the sound of the trowel after a while.

08-05-2003, 01:21 PM	#29 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	remember, it's not, "how high are you?" it's "hi, how are you?" route 81 rest stop, west virginia __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-05-2003, 03:39 PM	#30 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HIPPIE LOVE?? and THERE IS NO GRAVITY. THE EARTH SUCKS. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-06-2003, 12:40 PM	#31 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	no matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap... men's room linda's bar and grill chapel hill, nc __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-06-2003, 01:07 PM	#32 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	in a bathroom in my college's art department, people would write bad grout puns in the grout in front of the urinals... a few examples: the grout gatsby grout it out grout scott grout, grout, let it all out __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

08-06-2003, 01:29 PM	#33 (permalink)
dnd Psycho Location: London...no longer a student	if u tinkle when u sprinkle... please be sweet... and wipe the seat __________________ "Never underestimate a dumb question"-- Brandon Boyd

08-06-2003, 03:18 PM	#35 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	due to excessive toilet paper theft this facility is now under camera surveillance 24/7 thank you -the management __________________ ERROR- PLBSAK Problem Lies Between Seat and Keyboard.

08-06-2003, 03:45 PM	#36 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	saw this one at work yesterday. the names of the people have been changed, but they belong to supervisor types in the department I work in. I stuck my cock in Mrs. Nerf's ass and Sandy watched while masturbating with a pig fetus. I saw God...and Harry. -The Disgruntled. dont ask me to explain it. I cant. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

08-06-2003, 05:29 PM	#37 (permalink)
soopadoopa Crazy	Eye level: Look Up! A little higher: Keep going! At the ceiling: Quick! Look down, you're pissing on your shoes!

08-07-2003, 12:51 PM	#38 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	to do is to be - descartes to be is to do - voltaire do be do be do - frank sinatra mens restroom greasewood flats scottsdale, az __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-07-2003, 06:18 PM	#39 (permalink)
Cujo Crazy Location: Ontari-ari-ari-O, Canada EH!	On a truck stop restroom wall MY MOTHER MADE ME A HOMOSEXUAL!! Reply IF I BUY HER SOME WOOL WILL SHE MAKE ME ONE TOO?? "Hell's bells This place smells" Taj Mahal Indian Restaurant, men's room, Ft. Collins, CO "E Coli eats shit!" Men's Room, Health Sciences Library, UNC Chapel Hill and my all time favourite "Jesus saves." (Added on below) "And Espisito scores on the rebound!" unknown location

08-07-2003, 06:25 PM	#40 (permalink)
more fire Psycho Location: London	"Please do not write on the walls"