06-26-2004, 05:31 PM | #81 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Ontari-ari-ari-O, Canada EH!
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I've seen too many to remember them all but by far the funniest one I've come across is.
JESUS SAVES, Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, he SCORES! Lucky I was in the can at the time cause I almost pissed myself laughing at that one. |
06-26-2004, 10:25 PM | #83 (permalink) |
lonely rolling star
Location: Seattle.
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"Dom Arenas gives GOOD HEAD"
(My name, of course, being Dom Arenas)
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06-27-2004, 06:32 AM | #86 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Florida
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I was once pissing in a urninal and no joke, it said "stupid urinal" with an arrow pointing to the urinal I was whizzing at. I laughed so hard because it was probably the dumbest thing I have ever seen written. I mean who takes the time to write that out above a urinal?
Another one I saw was in a stall taking a leak and it just said "Pork"..... |
06-27-2004, 06:38 AM | #87 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Over the Urinals in the nightclub I worked at in college:
Please do not eat the Big White Mint On the condom dispenser in the same bathroom: 1: This is the worst gum I ever tasted. 2: Yeah, but it blows great bubbles In bathroom the basement of the religious studies building: 1: God is dead -- Neitzche 2: Nietzche is dead -- God 3: If you discuss religion in here, what do you talk about in church? Scatology? 4: No, Eschatology.
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06-27-2004, 05:30 PM | #92 (permalink) |
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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heh Munku. do ya possibly think maybe threads have been merged here today?
*chuckles* take a closer look at <strike>mighty mouse's</strike> biljan's post.
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07-01-2004, 10:14 AM | #97 (permalink) |
I'm baaaaack!
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In a unisex bathroom at a punk concert hall, it was written,
"My butt cheeks are touching your thighs." I never really found that clever. However, in the TFP bathroom, let it be known that "Rubyee gives good hed!" in white.
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07-01-2004, 07:26 PM | #98 (permalink) |
bAck iN aCtiOn!
Location: in my imagination
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heh my sister used to say this one at home, i figure she got it from school
"be like dad, not like sis, lift the lid before you piss!" or at our highschool i saw this one: "i dont remember eating that for lunch!" here's a funny bathroom story, a coupla weeks ago the bf and i were headed home (approx 2 am) and we stopped at jack in the box/convenient store for some food. i had to go to the bathroom and there was a couple fucking in the stall next to me. and the guy was laughing saying "there's someone in that stall next to us!" and the girl said "so what? she's probably jealous..." HAHA
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