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Old 06-26-2004, 05:31 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Location: Ontari-ari-ari-O, Canada EH!
I've seen too many to remember them all but by far the funniest one I've come across is.

JESUS SAVES, Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, he SCORES!

Lucky I was in the can at the time cause I almost pissed myself laughing at that one.
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Old 06-26-2004, 07:09 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Location: Oxford Ohio
Life is like a dick, when it gets hard just fuck it.

college dorm bathroom wall
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Old 06-26-2004, 10:25 PM   #83 (permalink)
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Location: Seattle.
"Dom Arenas gives GOOD HEAD"

(My name, of course, being Dom Arenas)
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Old 06-26-2004, 11:07 PM   #84 (permalink)
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"Jesus is coming. Look busy."
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Old 06-27-2004, 12:12 AM   #85 (permalink)
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Location: Sydney
An old fave.

This place isn't a harbour so don't come here looking for a tug.
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Old 06-27-2004, 06:32 AM   #86 (permalink)
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Location: Florida
I was once pissing in a urninal and no joke, it said "stupid urinal" with an arrow pointing to the urinal I was whizzing at. I laughed so hard because it was probably the dumbest thing I have ever seen written. I mean who takes the time to write that out above a urinal?

Another one I saw was in a stall taking a leak and it just said "Pork".....
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Old 06-27-2004, 06:38 AM   #87 (permalink)
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Location: Northeast Jesusland
Over the Urinals in the nightclub I worked at in college:
Please do not eat the Big White Mint

On the condom dispenser in the same bathroom:
1: This is the worst gum I ever tasted.
2: Yeah, but it blows great bubbles

In bathroom the basement of the religious studies building:
1: God is dead -- Neitzche
2: Nietzche is dead -- God
3: If you discuss religion in here, what do you talk about in church? Scatology?
4: No, Eschatology.
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Old 06-27-2004, 06:42 AM   #88 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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Location: Beautiful British Columbia
anyone can piss on the floor....

be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
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Old 06-27-2004, 08:23 AM   #89 (permalink)
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
*bump*

<small>or should that be dump?</small>
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Old 06-27-2004, 08:37 AM   #90 (permalink)
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"Never sleep with anyone crazier than you."
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Old 06-27-2004, 02:52 PM   #91 (permalink)
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Location: Florida
Quote:
Originally posted by flyman
anyone can piss on the floor....

be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
You said that 10 months ago on page one. Goofball.
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Old 06-27-2004, 05:30 PM   #92 (permalink)
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
heh Munku. do ya possibly think maybe threads have been merged here today?

*chuckles* take a closer look at <strike>mighty mouse's</strike> biljan's post.
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Old 06-27-2004, 07:18 PM   #93 (permalink)
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Location: The Wick
there was an odd stain on the wall, and writing that said, "i jizzed there.".....
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Old 06-28-2004, 04:00 PM   #94 (permalink)
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Location: Green Bay, WI
In Bold Black Permanent Marker

QUESTION EVERYTHING

Scrawled beneath

Why?
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Old 06-29-2004, 05:12 AM   #95 (permalink)
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Location: NJ
Socrates eats hemlock

I came I saw I crapped

Notice I didn't say I wiped.
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Old 07-01-2004, 09:00 AM   #96 (permalink)
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Location: Under the Radar
At a Chinese restaurant:

Flush twice...it's a long way to the kitchen.
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Old 07-01-2004, 10:14 AM   #97 (permalink)
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In a unisex bathroom at a punk concert hall, it was written,

"My butt cheeks are touching your thighs."

I never really found that clever.

However, in the TFP bathroom, let it be known that "Rubyee gives good hed!" in white.
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Old 07-01-2004, 07:26 PM   #98 (permalink)
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heh my sister used to say this one at home, i figure she got it from school
"be like dad, not like sis, lift the lid before you piss!"
or at our highschool i saw this one:
"i dont remember eating that for lunch!"

here's a funny bathroom story, a coupla weeks ago the bf and i were headed home (approx 2 am) and we stopped at jack in the box/convenient store for some food. i had to go to the bathroom and there was a couple fucking in the stall next to me. and the guy was laughing saying "there's someone in that stall next to us!" and the girl said "so what? she's probably jealous..."
HAHA
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Old 07-02-2004, 03:52 AM   #99 (permalink)
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Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
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Old 07-03-2004, 04:44 PM   #100 (permalink)
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Location: i gotta go
Here the hair on the seat isnt from someones head
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Old 07-10-2004, 06:35 PM   #101 (permalink)
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Location: Sydney
Written on tank next to handle:

Please wiggle Handel
Written below it:

If I do, will it wiggle Bach?
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Old 07-11-2004, 11:54 AM   #102 (permalink)
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Location: Yonder
Quote:
Originally posted by ariekitten
... and the guy was laughing saying "there's someone in that stall next to us!" and the girl said "so what? she's probably jealous..."
HAHA
And were you?
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Old 07-12-2004, 01:03 PM   #103 (permalink)
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Location: Scenic Drive
Bathroom wall in a past life bar...

"I'm so horny I could fuck the crack of dawn".
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Old 07-12-2004, 02:55 PM   #104 (permalink)
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Location: Clifton Park, NY
This is from a bathroom stall at a New York State campground called Paradox Lake:

"I ate her box, at Paradox."

Simple, but it made me laugh.
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Old 07-12-2004, 03:02 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Here I stand, Kinda pissed
Tried to take a leak and missed
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Old 07-13-2004, 06:56 AM   #106 (permalink)
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Location: NY
Quote:
Originally posted by Glad-I-Ate-Her
If your hose is too short,
and your pump is too weak,
move closer asshole,
or you'll piss on your feet!!


Glad
HAHA I was going to type this one.

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