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Pheatius · 07-21-2003, 12:47 PM

A quick, down and dirty little game. It is a bit inane, but hey, this is TFP Nonsense...

Pick a movie you would least like to have describing your sex life...

Example: Gone in 60 seconds

or in the TFP tradition...what you think the previous poster's sex life is like...

example...

Uncle Phil: Silence of the Lambs...

(I know he did not post, but trust me, he'll love it...)

Enjoy...

KWSN · 07-21-2003, 12:50 PM

My sex life as of 2 years ago: "Pulp Fiction"

Charlatan · 07-21-2003, 12:54 PM

The Big Sleep...

no really... Toys...

OK... this time for real...

Fatal Attraction...

Troublebot · 07-21-2003, 01:26 PM

I'd like to lie and say:

"Big"

But I'll go with the truth and say:

"Tomb Raider"

Ralvek · 07-21-2003, 06:15 PM

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

gnort · 07-21-2003, 08:49 PM

Snatch

grumpyolddude · 07-21-2003, 08:58 PM

The Never Ending Story (in my dreams)

Get Shorty (reality)

laxative · 07-21-2003, 11:27 PM

The Jerk

Meridae'n · 07-21-2003, 11:35 PM

I'd like to say "Thelma & Louise"

But it's more like "Ghost"

(I'm gunna get killed...)

Fremen · 07-22-2003, 12:13 AM

Spanking the Monkey

Fire · 07-22-2003, 06:37 PM

monkey bone

Hrothgar · 07-22-2003, 06:46 PM

Down and Out in Beverly Hills (miami actually)

Pheatius · 07-23-2003, 10:00 AM

Usually: The Greatest Story Ever Told

On a bad day: Dude, Where's my car?

If you are a lonely woman: T3: Rise of the Machines

If You use Viagra: The Re-Animator

aus5tin · 07-23-2003, 10:08 AM

If I were gay... The Bone Collector

But since I deny it, and judging from my last relationship...
Romancing the Stone

terpie · 07-23-2003, 10:26 AM

fatal attraction

rs8001 · 07-23-2003, 11:27 AM

The man with two brains.

crow_daw · 07-23-2003, 11:34 AM

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

crackpot · 07-23-2003, 11:56 AM

Planet of the Apes.

Just kidding. Really.

The Invisible Man. Heh heh. Nah.

Splash? By golly, I don't know.

Charlatan · 07-23-2003, 12:23 PM

Billy Liar...

and

A Fistful of Dollars...

The_Jazz · 07-23-2003, 12:36 PM

What To Do In Denver When You're Dead

Pennington · 07-24-2003, 01:01 AM

The Princess Bride

MSD · 07-24-2003, 01:08 AM

Least like to have describe mine? 8 Millimeter

castex · 07-24-2003, 01:47 AM

Clearly Lord of the Rings is inappropriate, so I'll say The Man who Wasn't There.

phredgreen · 07-24-2003, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrSelfDestruct
Least like to have describe mine? 8 Millimeter

i'm sorry to hear that msd. i'm more like 8 Mile... maybe just The Hulk. 'cept for the purple pants, of course.

numberfive · 07-24-2003, 02:50 AM

Childs Play. Ok, all jokes aside (well, not really), I'll say From Dusk 'till Dawn.

Latch · 07-24-2003, 04:12 AM

12 Monkeys

haha seriously, I cannot think of an appropriate title.

Fantasma · 07-24-2003, 12:27 PM

As Good As It Gets.

Donkeypuncher · 07-24-2003, 03:57 PM

I sincerely hope it's not Twelve Angry Men.

or... The Abyss
or... 2 Days in the Valley

Amazon Women on the Moon would be ok.

mmmmm.... Lana Clarkson and Sybil Danning.

bundy · 07-24-2003, 05:44 PM

maybe...
rules of attraction

and for those who know me...

ali
manufacturing consent

07-27-2003, 11:04 PM

... Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn

actually, that's what i'd most like my sex life to be like (i have just a slight necrophilia fetish)

shred_head · 07-28-2003, 12:05 AM

I'd have to compromise and say "Little Big League." "The Rookie" would be pretty sad though.

tenchi069 · 07-28-2003, 01:47 AM

With gf: Never ending story or Princess Bride

Without gf:slapshot

cliche · 07-28-2003, 02:09 AM

I'm amazed noone's picked The Incredible Hulk...

07-21-2003, 12:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Not that movie please... A quick, down and dirty little game. It is a bit inane, but hey, this is TFP Nonsense... Pick a movie you would least like to have describing your sex life... Example: Gone in 60 seconds or in the TFP tradition...what you think the previous poster's sex life is like... example... Uncle Phil: Silence of the Lambs... (I know he did not post, but trust me, he'll love it...) Enjoy...

07-21-2003, 12:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
KWSN green	My sex life as of 2 years ago: "Pulp Fiction" __________________ Your arms are broken!

07-21-2003, 12:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	The Big Sleep... no really... Toys... OK... this time for real... Fatal Attraction... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-21-2003, 01:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	I'd like to lie and say: "Big" But I'll go with the truth and say: "Tomb Raider" __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

07-21-2003, 08:58 PM	#7 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	The Never Ending Story (in my dreams) Get Shorty (reality) __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-21-2003, 06:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ralvek Crazy Location: MN	Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

07-21-2003, 08:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
gnort Psycho Location: MA	Snatch

07-21-2003, 11:27 PM	#8 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	The Jerk

07-21-2003, 11:35 PM	#9 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	I'd like to say "Thelma & Louise" But it's more like "Ghost" (I'm gunna get killed...) __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-22-2003, 12:13 AM	#10 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Spanking the Monkey __________________ Google

07-22-2003, 06:37 PM	#11 (permalink)
Fire Warrior Smith Location: missouri	monkey bone __________________ Thought the harder, Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our might lessens

07-22-2003, 06:46 PM	#12 (permalink)
Hrothgar He's My Girl Location: The Champagne Douche	Down and Out in Beverly Hills (miami actually) __________________ The fortunes of war favored Hrothgar.

07-23-2003, 10:00 AM	#13 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Usually: The Greatest Story Ever Told On a bad day: Dude, Where's my car? If you are a lonely woman: T3: Rise of the Machines If You use Viagra: The Re-Animator

07-23-2003, 10:08 AM	#14 (permalink)
aus5tin Crazy Location: SWLA	If I were gay... The Bone Collector But since I deny it, and judging from my last relationship... Romancing the Stone __________________ You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.

07-23-2003, 10:26 AM	#15 (permalink)
terpie Tilted	fatal attraction

07-23-2003, 12:36 PM	#20 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	What To Do In Denver When You're Dead __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

07-24-2003, 01:01 AM	#21 (permalink)
Pennington Banned Location: Autonomous Zone	The Princess Bride

07-24-2003, 12:27 PM	#27 (permalink)
Fantasma Psycho Location: Ciudad De La Furia	As Good As It Gets. __________________ Siempre es Hoy

07-28-2003, 12:05 AM	#31 (permalink)
shred_head Psycho Location: Atlanta, GA	I'd have to compromise and say "Little Big League." "The Rookie" would be pretty sad though. __________________ "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds" -- Albert Einstein "A clear indication of women's superiority over man is their refusal to play air guitar." --Frank Zappa

07-23-2003, 11:27 AM	#16 (permalink)
rs8001 Crazy Location: Indiana	The man with two brains.

07-23-2003, 11:34 AM	#17 (permalink)
crow_daw Idolator Location: Vol Country	The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. __________________ "We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons

07-23-2003, 11:56 AM	#18 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Planet of the Apes. Just kidding. Really. The Invisible Man. Heh heh. Nah. Splash? By golly, I don't know.

07-23-2003, 12:23 PM	#19 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Billy Liar... and A Fistful of Dollars... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-24-2003, 01:08 AM	#22 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	Least like to have describe mine? 8 Millimeter

07-24-2003, 01:47 AM	#23 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	Clearly Lord of the Rings is inappropriate, so I'll say The Man who Wasn't There.

07-24-2003, 02:50 AM	#25 (permalink)
numberfive You + Me = Us Location: California dreaming...	Childs Play. Ok, all jokes aside (well, not really), I'll say From Dusk 'till Dawn. __________________ P.S. Always remember: to forget is a form of suicide. (If I could only remember to forget myself.)

07-24-2003, 04:12 AM	#26 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	12 Monkeys haha seriously, I cannot think of an appropriate title.

07-24-2003, 03:57 PM	#28 (permalink)
Donkeypuncher Psycho Location: Pasadena, CA	I sincerely hope it's not Twelve Angry Men. or... The Abyss or... 2 Days in the Valley Amazon Women on the Moon would be ok. mmmmm.... Lana Clarkson and Sybil Danning. __________________ "take me down, little Susie, take me down I know you think you're the Queen of The Underground"

07-24-2003, 05:44 PM	#29 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	maybe... rules of attraction and for those who know me... ali manufacturing consent __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-27-2003, 11:04 PM	#30 (permalink)
JohnnyCorpse Guest	... Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn actually, that's what i'd most like my sex life to be like (i have just a slight necrophilia fetish)

07-28-2003, 01:47 AM	#32 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	With gf: Never ending story or Princess Bride Without gf:slapshot

07-28-2003, 02:09 AM	#33 (permalink)
cliche Rookie Location: Oxford, UK	I'm amazed noone's picked The Incredible Hulk... __________________ I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. -- John Cage (1912 - 1992)