Meridae'n

Here's one that made me laugh when i first heard about it. With this one, you have to post a 2 line poem. The first line has to be very romantic, the second as least romantic as you can muster.

eg.
"I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face"

Got it? I'm predicting some funny shit from you guys...

I'll start:

"Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed"

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cchris

My love for you dear is forever, everlasting
Is your sister single? I mean, I'm just asking.

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Peetster

Oh, this is gonna be a good thread.

My love for you is a flame burning hot,
Would you mind just screwing my best friend Scott?

cheerios

your love my heart does stab...
now, what's all this about crabs?

eyeseepeedude

My love for you grows whenever you're near
I have to admit that last night was a drear

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Hanxter

i love you i love you & that is no shit
but what the hell are you doing to that little zit

eyeseepeedude

My love for you grows with haste
What's that all over your face?

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eyeseepeedude

Your charm and beauty puts a gleam in my eye
Oh that stench is going to make me die

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platypus

I love you best, and that is true.
So I'll dedicate this wank to you.

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

platypus

You know I love you, even more than me mates.
So tell me, do you fuck on first dates?

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

platypus

when I think of our love, my eyes go all blurry.
Ever since you said your dad owned a brewery.

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MikeyChalupa

Our love is so true, it's no longer rocky
Ever since you confessed your love for bukakke

-Mikey

crackpot

The warm summer's wind softly whispers your name,
and that'd be great if your name wasn't Adolf.

crackpot

Oh, the sparks that fly every time you are near
indicate a serious problem with your car; I suspect it's the differential gear.

pr0f3n

God reached into heaven and put stars in your eyes
I wish he'd done something about your flabby white thighs

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In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Peetster

My affections for you still grow and swell,
Now can we please do something about that smell?

Pheatius

My friends say you're cute
but we both know better
There's nothing but Kleenex
under your sweater...

spectre

This thread is great.


I love you my dear
you're simply the best
now, I think you should take
an STD test

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"Fuck these chains
No goddamn slave
I will be different" ~ Machine Head

KWSN

There's a special and undying love that's between us
But I'd love you much more if you hadn't a penis

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Your arms are broken!

KWSN

Our love is so great that nothing could spoil it
So open your mouth and I'll make you a roilet

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Your arms are broken!

Diceman

Our love is so true, we're perfect for each other
So let's have a threesome with you and your mother

cchris

My darling, my love, you've stolen my heart,
But I'll give you the tip,you drop a mean fart.

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cchris

Roses are red and violets are blue
You wanted it kinky,so I shit in your shoe.

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spectre

I love you my sweet
and that is no lie
and I'm really sorry
that I came in your eye

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"Fuck these chains
No goddamn slave
I will be different" ~ Machine Head

Pheatius

Sex with you makes my whole body shake
it would be better though if you were awake

cchris

The love of my life,your eyes are green,
Oh? did I come?Iv'e already been

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KWSN

I'm sorry, I was just trying to make your life better for living
Cause herpes, you know, it's the gift that keeps on giving

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Your arms are broken!

cchris

Calvin Klein, Dior, Chanel
Close your legs,your starting to smell

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Troublebot

My love for you lasts till the bitter end
But just this once, can't we, include your girlfriend?

Your love, my dear, puts my brain in a fog
That's the reason, I'm naked, on your family dog.

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Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend.
Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

crackpot

Simply looking at you
gave me swells of joy,
'til the wolf pack mistook you
for a dog toy.

crackpot

Our love is the master to which we are apprenticed,
now shut yer piehole and go see a dental hygienist.

Sen

My undying love for you I confess
I just wish you didn't have such a damn hairy chest.

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"I want to announce my presence with authority!"

"You want to what?"

"I want to announce my presence with authority!!"

Sen

Your lips are so perfect with a hint of a pout,
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be over here rubbing one out.

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"I want to announce my presence with authority!"

"You want to what?"

"I want to announce my presence with authority!!"

Meridae'n

Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.

I see your face when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.

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cchris

French love of my life,you are such a treat,

But your sisters pussy is Bon appetite

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Meridae'n

They say "distance makes the heart grow fonder"
But not for this black duck, go fuck off to yonder.

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

hawkeye

With you by my side, I'll pass every test
Purely because of your rich uncle's bequest.

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You're not fat,
You're just a giant ball
of love, covered in anger.

Fremen

Your eyes are like Stars, your smile the Moon,
eating out your cooter doth make me swoon.

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cchris

They say that true romance is lost and is dead,

you took off your dress,they were right,your Fred.

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GSRIDER

You're different, you're not like all the rest.
Just tell me which line you like the best.

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