Troublebot

My love for you wouldn't be such a bother
if I hadn't found you, on top of my father

My love for you was not part of my plan
especially since I found you were a lesbian.

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Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend.
Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

Bob Biter

The mere thought of you makes me quiver,
Which explains the recent restraining order.

Baby you make my heart go wild
When we do it reverse cowgirl style

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A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

cchris

I'll always be true because our love is like clover,

but I need you to explain what your doing with Rover.

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Peetster

My last girlfriend was truely vindictive,
But I find you, dear, simply addictive.

macmanmike6100

I think you are hot, I think you are cool,
Now strip down and get your ass in the pool!

cchris

It's times like these that I show you true love,

please don't be angry,shall I put on a glove?

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