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shay · 08-01-2003, 06:22 AM

Silence of the G.A.M.S.

(government agency monitoring sex)

fo' real.

Midlandmadman · 08-01-2003, 08:41 AM

Personally I like any title if it ends in a number.... a high number. IE. Hot Nasty Cum Slurpers 16 or Sex Crazed Ass Fucking Virgins 19 ( and the same girl stars in them all ) Do you think they have production meetings about titles like this....

Hey Jim, Do you think the market could use another " Rim-Jobbing Twat lickers" Movies?????

Well Dave how many are out there now?????

Only 17 Jim..........

erion · 08-01-2003, 08:49 AM

"Playmate of the Apes"

Laughed out loud when I saw it listed on Cinemax one night.

obediah · 08-01-2003, 11:38 AM

real: The Womb Broom

bobw · 08-01-2003, 11:52 AM

There's a great scene in The Clerks where a mother and child walk into the video store and the guy working there is on the phone with the distributer ordering a bunch of pornos.... rattles off about 20....

Junchbailey · 08-01-2003, 03:27 PM

Cum on Eileen

tulax · 08-01-2003, 04:11 PM

seen this one -

Cue Ballz

- all the women are spear bald. not a hair on them

debaser · 08-01-2003, 06:10 PM

The Firm

FuddMan · 08-01-2003, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
indiana jones and the temple of fuck that bitchs white ass and cum in her face.

You, sir, are a god.

Fly · 08-01-2003, 07:48 PM

Dickman and Throbin

dragonhawk · 08-04-2003, 12:15 PM

Friday the 13th - A Nude Begining.
Hannah Does her Sisters.

Zipperhead · 08-04-2003, 04:34 PM

"Toilet Sluts 5: Taking the Plunge-r"

netonic · 08-26-2003, 12:18 PM

Howard Sperm

Forrest Hump

neddy65 · 08-30-2003, 04:39 AM

The Flintbones. Ron Jeremy's madcap take on an American classic. Used to work in a video store (no porn) and we liked to make up titles like Men in The Back, Bend Her, Jurassic Pork, 12 Angry Inches, Meat The Parents, Thelma Does Louise, Shaft, Cock-Tail and Done in 60 Seconds.

Spanky Johnson · 08-30-2003, 07:24 AM

ET: The Extra Testicle
Wetness for the Prostitution

ssander9 · 08-30-2003, 11:27 AM

Penis Force

cchris · 08-30-2003, 05:56 PM

I Know What You Did Up The Bummer

Riding on Boys in Cars

JcL · 08-30-2003, 09:27 PM

Shaving Ryans Privates comes first to mind I suppose.

IIRC I first heard that on Leno, but I'm not sure if it actually originated on the Tonight Show.

BubblegumTeflon · 08-31-2003, 02:54 AM

Don't forget

The 69th Sense
Meat the Parents
Six Degrees of Penetration

Here's some I made up:

Double Dongin'
Flesh and Boned
Cameron Balls Nuns
C.H.O.A.D.
Velocity of Aimed Jewels
He Last Dicked Her Slow
Jack Frosting
City Dickers 2: The Legend of Kara Lee's Golden Shower
Texas Jane Sore Ass Licker
Sixteen Candles
Ow! Butter, Where Art Thou?

I didn't know there really was a movie called "Butter", it was on HBO.

Spanky Johnson · 08-31-2003, 10:36 AM

Clear and Present Dangler

chiefslappajo · 09-02-2003, 10:37 AM

Bang Her Sisters
Scatman Returns
Touched by An Anal
Life in the Fat Lane

Blistex · 09-02-2003, 04:36 PM

Shindlers Fist
Poundhog Day
Lorenzo`s Oil Massage
Madam Ovarie
Men In Black (that like to have sex with each other).

Flippy · 09-02-2003, 04:48 PM

Names of current movies that sound like porn movies:

2 fast 2 furious
Bend it like Beckham
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Uptown Girls

Shpoop · 09-02-2003, 05:09 PM

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA
....
ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST

ROFL cchris those two are just awesome!

I cant beleive i havent seen this one, its the one i always think of.. its real too:

A midsummer night's cream

ive also heard of:
pocahotass
you've got male

and lol ive seen the bare bitch project! worst movie ever!

Spanky Johnson · 09-02-2003, 07:25 PM

The Schlong Remains the Same

09-05-2003, 10:00 PM

"Night of the Totally Fuckable 8 Year Olds"
"Dinosaurmageddon"
"Murpher Is My Bitch"
"Johnny Corpse and the Temple of Necrophilia" (coming soon)
"Why is Mommy Putting That Snake Into Your Ass?"
"the Cleaveland Steamers"
"the Cleaveland Steamers part II: When the Glass Breaks"
"I Just Woke Up... Why Does My Hand Smell Like Your Ass?"

I'm out... for now.

glophead · 09-06-2003, 07:34 AM

real:
Cowabunghole
Bare Wench Project(I love this movie)

jackblack2003 · 09-06-2003, 10:53 AM

Ally McFeel, Frankenpenis, San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon...
So many others, go it Internet movie Data Base and look up the filmography of somebody like Ron Jeremy and some of those names are just classic.

Baldrick · 09-06-2003, 12:44 PM

Little Spermaid. Bloody near laughed myself unconscious when I saw that title...

ariekitten · 09-06-2003, 03:51 PM

"Finding Cream-o" (Finding Nemo)
"To Screw a Horny Bird" (to kill a mockingbird)
"Son-in-raw" (Son-in-law)
"Charlie's Wang-els" (charlie's angels)
"Cumalot" (Camelot)
"The Moanalotta" (the monalisa)
"Kindergarten Cop-ulation"

This one is a real show that sounds like a porno "while you were out" or you could change it to "while you were in"

anleja · 09-07-2003, 01:38 PM

This is the fictional porno in the "Big Lebowski":

"Log Jammin'"

I love how that sounds. It sort of dances out of your mouth.

edit: on a similar note, when my friend and I were in 7th grade, we had a sex-ed class. We told his brother (4th grade) that they show a sex-ed movie entitled "Bottles and Butts, Tears and Cuts." The funny thing is, he had no idea we were joking until about 10 years later when we told him the truth. We almost told him after 5 years, but we decided to wait a little bit longer.

never · 09-07-2003, 03:26 PM

Poke-my-hantis (pocahantas)

Sperman (superman)

Twist-her (twister)

jwoody · 09-08-2003, 04:36 AM

"Bongwater Butt Babes" is the best film I ever saw. Classy ladies using their bungholes as bongs. Really.

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QgDbAngUvLQfhlu0gN7Cwvpu8a3po3IFJgDTfENb1uFPVFa!3p!pUVyhFV*oBJIHTxj25PYdyQEAvfhuwPS2idZdD5bKwa9mkKSAFOtcZwc/bwbb.jpg?dc=4675437934025943578[/IMG]

utang · 09-08-2003, 05:27 AM

I'm gonna have to go with either "A Clockwork Orgy" or "Is this going to hurt?"

JazzmanAl · 09-08-2003, 12:43 PM

I know the Harry Potter thing has been done, but...

Harry Bottom and the Sorcerer’s Bone
Harry Bottom and the Chamber of Secretions

scansinboy · 09-08-2003, 06:08 PM

Real:
The Anus Family

dylanmarsh · 09-08-2003, 07:49 PM

I was gonna try to top Bongwater Butt Babes, but what's the point?

schUsseln · 09-08-2003, 08:25 PM

Fuck the bitch

bish · 09-09-2003, 10:33 AM

I'm not sure of the correct spelling but.....

Beetlejizm

Acme-143 · 09-09-2003, 12:25 PM

this one is real:
Star Whores: The Phantom Anus ( my friend actually owns this one)

this one is a classic:
Pocahotass

Then of course there are the ones from Clerks:
Big Black Dicks with Pearly White Cum
White on White on Black

08-01-2003, 08:41 AM	#42 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Personally I like any title if it ends in a number.... a high number. IE. Hot Nasty Cum Slurpers 16 or Sex Crazed Ass Fucking Virgins 19 ( and the same girl stars in them all ) Do you think they have production meetings about titles like this.... Hey Jim, Do you think the market could use another " Rim-Jobbing Twat lickers" Movies????? Well Dave how many are out there now????? Only 17 Jim.......... __________________ Its good to be back.

08-01-2003, 03:27 PM	#46 (permalink)
Junchbailey Psycho Location: Columbia Falls, MT	Cum on Eileen __________________ Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days

08-01-2003, 04:11 PM	#47 (permalink)
tulax Upright Location: Lexico City, VA	seen this one - Cue Ballz - all the women are spear bald. not a hair on them __________________ "Me fail English? That's unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum

08-01-2003, 06:10 PM	#48 (permalink)
debaser Sir, I have a plan... Location: 38S NC20943324	The Firm __________________ Fortunato became immured to the sound of the trowel after a while.

08-01-2003, 07:48 PM	#50 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Dickman and Throbin __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-01-2003, 06:22 AM	#41 (permalink)
shay Upright	Silence of the G.A.M.S. (government agency monitoring sex) fo' real.

08-01-2003, 08:49 AM	#43 (permalink)
erion Psycho	"Playmate of the Apes" Laughed out loud when I saw it listed on Cinemax one night.

08-01-2003, 11:38 AM	#44 (permalink)
obediah Crazy	real: The Womb Broom

08-01-2003, 11:52 AM	#45 (permalink)
bobw Psycho Location: somewhere....	There's a great scene in The Clerks where a mother and child walk into the video store and the guy working there is on the phone with the distributer ordering a bunch of pornos.... rattles off about 20....

08-04-2003, 12:15 PM	#51 (permalink)
dragonhawk Psycho Location: In Games.	Friday the 13th - A Nude Begining. Hannah Does her Sisters. __________________ ---------------------------------------------- "Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.

08-04-2003, 04:34 PM	#52 (permalink)
Zipperhead Upright Location: Calgary, Canada	"Toilet Sluts 5: Taking the Plunge-r"

08-26-2003, 12:18 PM	#53 (permalink)
netonic Upright Location: PNW	Howard Sperm Forrest Hump

08-30-2003, 04:39 AM	#54 (permalink)
neddy65 Loves green eggs and ham Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round	The Flintbones. Ron Jeremy's madcap take on an American classic. Used to work in a video store (no porn) and we liked to make up titles like Men in The Back, Bend Her, Jurassic Pork, 12 Angry Inches, Meat The Parents, Thelma Does Louise, Shaft, Cock-Tail and Done in 60 Seconds. __________________ If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything? My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!

08-30-2003, 07:24 AM	#55 (permalink)
Spanky Johnson Insane	ET: The Extra Testicle Wetness for the Prostitution

08-30-2003, 11:27 AM	#56 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	Penis Force __________________ I never said you had to.

08-30-2003, 05:56 PM	#57 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	I Know What You Did Up The Bummer Riding on Boys in Cars __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

08-30-2003, 09:27 PM	#58 (permalink)
JcL Crazy Location: Simi Valley, CA	Shaving Ryans Privates comes first to mind I suppose. IIRC I first heard that on Leno, but I'm not sure if it actually originated on the Tonight Show. __________________ "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth then lies." - Nietzsche

08-31-2003, 02:54 AM	#59 (permalink)
BubblegumTeflon Insane	Don't forget The 69th Sense Meat the Parents Six Degrees of Penetration Here's some I made up: Double Dongin' Flesh and Boned Cameron Balls Nuns C.H.O.A.D. Velocity of Aimed Jewels He Last Dicked Her Slow Jack Frosting City Dickers 2: The Legend of Kara Lee's Golden Shower Texas Jane Sore Ass Licker Sixteen Candles Ow! Butter, Where Art Thou? I didn't know there really was a movie called "Butter", it was on HBO. Last edited by BubblegumTeflon; 08-31-2003 at 02:58 AM..

08-31-2003, 10:36 AM	#60 (permalink)
Spanky Johnson Insane	Clear and Present Dangler

09-02-2003, 10:37 AM	#61 (permalink)
chiefslappajo Insane Location: bluegrass	Bang Her Sisters Scatman Returns Touched by An Anal Life in the Fat Lane __________________ Longstanding Member Loved by children. Desired by women. Adored by bartenders everywhere.

09-02-2003, 04:36 PM	#62 (permalink)
Blistex Psycho Location: Tiger I Turret	Shindlers Fist Poundhog Day Lorenzo`s Oil Massage Madam Ovarie Men In Black (that like to have sex with each other).

09-02-2003, 04:48 PM	#63 (permalink)
Flippy Banned Location: Greater Vancouver	Names of current movies that sound like porn movies: 2 fast 2 furious Bend it like Beckham The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Uptown Girls

09-02-2003, 05:09 PM	#64 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA .... ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST ROFL cchris those two are just awesome! I cant beleive i havent seen this one, its the one i always think of.. its real too: A midsummer night's cream ive also heard of: pocahotass you've got male and lol ive seen the bare bitch project! worst movie ever!

09-02-2003, 07:25 PM	#65 (permalink)
Spanky Johnson Insane	The Schlong Remains the Same

09-05-2003, 10:00 PM	#66 (permalink)
JohnnyCorpse Guest	"Night of the Totally Fuckable 8 Year Olds" "Dinosaurmageddon" "Murpher Is My Bitch" "Johnny Corpse and the Temple of Necrophilia" (coming soon) "Why is Mommy Putting That Snake Into Your Ass?" "the Cleaveland Steamers" "the Cleaveland Steamers part II: When the Glass Breaks" "I Just Woke Up... Why Does My Hand Smell Like Your Ass?" I'm out... for now.

09-06-2003, 07:34 AM	#67 (permalink)
glophead Crazy Location: Springfield, VA	real: Cowabunghole Bare Wench Project(I love this movie)

09-06-2003, 10:53 AM	#68 (permalink)
jackblack2003 Crazy	Ally McFeel, Frankenpenis, San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon... So many others, go it Internet movie Data Base and look up the filmography of somebody like Ron Jeremy and some of those names are just classic.

09-06-2003, 12:44 PM	#69 (permalink)
Baldrick We are everywhere... Location: Barrie, Ontario	Little Spermaid. Bloody near laughed myself unconscious when I saw that title... __________________ You can be young only once, but you can be immature for the rest of your life...

09-06-2003, 03:51 PM	#70 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	"Finding Cream-o" (Finding Nemo) "To Screw a Horny Bird" (to kill a mockingbird) "Son-in-raw" (Son-in-law) "Charlie's Wang-els" (charlie's angels) "Cumalot" (Camelot) "The Moanalotta" (the monalisa) "Kindergarten Cop-ulation" This one is a real show that sounds like a porno "while you were out" or you could change it to "while you were in" __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

09-07-2003, 01:38 PM	#71 (permalink)
anleja disconnected Location: ignoreland	This is the fictional porno in the "Big Lebowski": "Log Jammin'" I love how that sounds. It sort of dances out of your mouth. edit: on a similar note, when my friend and I were in 7th grade, we had a sex-ed class. We told his brother (4th grade) that they show a sex-ed movie entitled "Bottles and Butts, Tears and Cuts." The funny thing is, he had no idea we were joking until about 10 years later when we told him the truth. We almost told him after 5 years, but we decided to wait a little bit longer. Last edited by anleja; 09-07-2003 at 01:42 PM..

09-07-2003, 03:26 PM	#72 (permalink)
never Tilted	Poke-my-hantis (pocahantas) Sperman (superman) Twist-her (twister)

09-08-2003, 04:36 AM	#73 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	"Bongwater Butt Babes" is the best film I ever saw. Classy ladies using their bungholes as bongs. Really. [IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QgDbAngUvLQfhlu0gN7Cwvpu8a3po3IFJgDTfENb1uFPVFa!3p!pUVyhFVoBJIHTxj25PYdyQEAvfhuwPS2idZdD5bKwa9mkKSAFOtcZwc/bwbb.jpg?dc=4675437934025943578[/IMG] __________________ . Last edited by jwoody; 09-08-2003 at 04:39 AM..*

09-08-2003, 05:27 AM	#74 (permalink)
utang Crazy Location: In a Dorm	I'm gonna have to go with either "A Clockwork Orgy" or "Is this going to hurt?" __________________ I am a ridiculous man- Fyodor Doestoevsky

09-08-2003, 12:43 PM	#75 (permalink)
JazzmanAl Crazy Location: Iowa?	I know the Harry Potter thing has been done, but... Harry Bottom and the Sorcerer’s Bone Harry Bottom and the Chamber of Secretions __________________ I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of silent seas. -The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, T.S. Eliot Your dumber then me.

09-08-2003, 06:08 PM	#76 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	Real: The Anus Family __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!