Post your favorite porn movie title, real or made up. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Plummie · 07-20-2003, 07:08 PM

I'm hoping this will turn into a hilarious thread because there are some good ones out there!

E.g. "Men in Black Men" or "Forrest Hump"

Bahaha!

Ralvek · 07-20-2003, 07:10 PM

Making this up, I think, Gang Bangs of New York.

And Don't forget Austin Prowler...that's a real one, your favorite British Spy unfrozen, but wait, he's black and screws everyone!

pr0f3n · 07-20-2003, 07:52 PM

I really wanna see them make this one: I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

Meridae'n · 07-20-2003, 07:57 PM

'Edward Penishands'

'Honey, I Blew the Kids'

grumpyolddude · 07-20-2003, 08:40 PM

old standby: "Romancing the Bone"

Donkeypuncher · 07-20-2003, 10:16 PM

historical:
On Golden Blonde

current:
Butt Pirates of the Caribbean

Sion · 07-20-2003, 10:36 PM

personally, I dont think any porn title will ever top this real one from last year:

Weapons of Ass Destruction

meanSpleen · 07-20-2003, 10:44 PM

Here's one to barf over:

The DaisyChain of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

BARF!!

Zeld2.0 · 07-21-2003, 12:42 AM

There were a few pretty damn funny ones out there in a list I had a while back.

And i think the "I Can't Believe its not Butter" one is already made

BigTruck1956 · 07-21-2003, 12:45 AM

Sac City--Its the name of the community college in my neighboring town! (sacramento city college)

Zeld2.0 · 07-21-2003, 12:54 AM

Y'know theres a porn title called "hitler Sucks" i mean shit who thinks of the holocaust when they're at it ?

cchris · 07-21-2003, 04:17 AM

DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO ?

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA

TEA BAGGER VANCE

ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST

pr0f3n · 07-21-2003, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zeld2.0
And i think the "I Can't Believe its not Butter" one is already made

omg.yes.so leet.

Tell me it's not gay porn....

MikeyChalupa · 07-21-2003, 05:31 AM

Off the top of my head:

Shaving Ryan's Privates
The Bare Bitch Project
The Dirtier Dozen
Guys In Dolls

And a few real ones...

Dude, Where's My Spooge?
Splendor In The Ass
Plan 69 From Outer Space
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration

-Mikey

Snoogans · 07-21-2003, 08:02 AM

Absolute favorite: Penetrator 2 (real)

The dialogue kicks ass!

KWSN · 07-21-2003, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plummie
"Forrest Hump"

Personally, I prefer "Foreskin Gump"

That's just me though.

aus5tin · 07-21-2003, 11:22 AM

NICE...

Truckload of (naked) Bitch

Roilet Sports

cchris · 07-21-2003, 12:15 PM

Mr. Hollund's Phallus

Presumed Impotent

heyal256 · 07-21-2003, 02:20 PM

There is one called The Sperminator and also Bad Czechs...
I wonder who comes up with these titles

marcopolo · 07-21-2003, 03:40 PM

ass pumping motorcycle mamas

DEI37 · 07-21-2003, 03:50 PM

Long Schlong Silver
The Bone Ranger
Fuck to the Future

Plummie · 07-21-2003, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cchris
TEA BAGGER VANCE

The Legend of Teabagger Vance is a classic!! muahaha!

Ralvek · 07-21-2003, 06:14 PM

how about Star Whores?

Saving Ryan's Privates...it is a real movie, guy gets junk blown off..have to find and be reunited...

YzermanS19 · 07-21-2003, 06:18 PM

"Plaster my face with your Penis Paste"

"STOP! MY ASS IS ON FIRE"

cchris · 07-21-2003, 06:27 PM

The Hunt for Pink Cuntober

On Deadly Mound

The Meattricks

Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit

There's Something In and Out of Mary

rockzilla · 07-21-2003, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plummie
I'm hoping this will turn into a hilarious thread because there are some good ones out there!

E.g. "Men in Black Men" or "Forrest Hump"

Bahaha!

I preferred the far less subtle "Men in Black... Who Like to Have Sex With Each Other" From Norm MacDonald's Dirty Work.

Schindler's Fist (goin' to hell for that one, I know)

Free Your Willy

Wangs of New York (I came up with that, only to be topped by my friend who suggested the previously mentioned 'Gangbangs of New York')

Sperminator

T.W.A.T. (based on the upcoming S.W.A.T.)

MacGnG · 07-21-2003, 07:53 PM

sex trek, ass invaders, babes in boy land,
and the best ever.....

Butt Fuck Sluts Go Nuts #27

madsenj37 · 07-21-2003, 08:43 PM

My friend works in a video store. They just got this cop movie in ... Off beat beat off.

cchris · 07-22-2003, 06:48 AM

For A Fistfull, She Hollers

Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory

Crotch & Dong: Up In Poke

Lawrence Of A Labia

07-28-2003, 10:12 PM

"What's That Smell?"
actual porn

bundy · 07-29-2003, 05:33 AM

omfg this is hilarious.

i was going to add... In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon... but i think Bones´s version was wilder.

HaloLauren · 07-29-2003, 05:48 AM

This is real, I bought it for a friend as a gag gift: "I Cream on Jeannie"

MikeyChalupa · 07-29-2003, 06:13 AM

Just saw "Lord of the G-Strings" on my cable menu last night. The description was "A band of Throbbits must recover a mystical artifact."

Here's the IMDB listing: http://us.imdb.com/Details?0323108

-Mikey

cchris · 07-29-2003, 06:22 AM

My Best Friends Wetting

Much Ado About Fucking

iktoweya · 07-29-2003, 09:38 AM

Harry Potter and the Sorcerers bone

Zipperhead · 07-29-2003, 11:00 AM

"The Bitches of Madison County"

sub zero · 07-29-2003, 03:30 PM

Pokemon

bocamper · 07-31-2003, 07:19 PM

I actually purchased this on PPV:
The Osporns

tenchi069 · 07-31-2003, 07:52 PM

Bisexual encounters of the threesome kind.

Junchbailey · 08-01-2003, 06:19 AM

Nut in Honey
Jerk your cum crayon and color me white

07-20-2003, 07:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
Plummie Liquid Diamonds Location: Lexington, KY	Post your favorite porn movie title, real or made up. I'm hoping this will turn into a hilarious thread because there are some good ones out there! E.g. "Men in Black Men" or "Forrest Hump" Bahaha! __________________ Kim

07-20-2003, 07:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
pr0f3n Crazy Location: a little to the right	I really wanna see them make this one: I Can't Believe It's Not Butter __________________ In heaven all the interesting people are missing. Friedrich Nietzsche

07-20-2003, 07:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	'Edward Penishands' 'Honey, I Blew the Kids' __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-20-2003, 08:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	old standby: "Romancing the Bone" __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-20-2003, 10:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
Donkeypuncher Psycho Location: Pasadena, CA	historical: On Golden Blonde current: Butt Pirates of the Caribbean __________________ "take me down, little Susie, take me down I know you think you're the Queen of The Underground"

07-20-2003, 07:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ralvek Crazy Location: MN	Making this up, I think, Gang Bangs of New York. And Don't forget Austin Prowler...that's a real one, your favorite British Spy unfrozen, but wait, he's black and screws everyone!

07-20-2003, 10:36 PM	#7 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	personally, I dont think any porn title will ever top this real one from last year: Weapons of Ass Destruction __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

07-20-2003, 10:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
meanSpleen Squid hat! Location: A Few Miles Away From Halx	Here's one to barf over: The DaisyChain of Extraordinary Gentlemen. BARF!! __________________ Like TFP? Donate To Keep It Alive!!

07-21-2003, 12:42 AM	#9 (permalink)
Zeld2.0 Cherry-pickin' devil's advocate Location: Los Angeles	There were a few pretty damn funny ones out there in a list I had a while back. And i think the "I Can't Believe its not Butter" one is already made

07-21-2003, 12:45 AM	#10 (permalink)
BigTruck1956 Psycho Location: norcal	Sac City--Its the name of the community college in my neighboring town! (sacramento city college) __________________ so much to do, so little time.....at least i aint bored.

07-21-2003, 12:54 AM	#11 (permalink)
Zeld2.0 Cherry-pickin' devil's advocate Location: Los Angeles	Y'know theres a porn title called "hitler Sucks" i mean shit who thinks of the holocaust when they're at it ?

07-21-2003, 04:17 AM	#12 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO ? BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA TEA BAGGER VANCE ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-21-2003, 05:31 AM	#14 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Off the top of my head: Shaving Ryan's Privates The Bare Bitch Project The Dirtier Dozen Guys In Dolls And a few real ones... Dude, Where's My Spooge? Splendor In The Ass Plan 69 From Outer Space Sex Trek: The Next Penetration -Mikey

07-21-2003, 08:02 AM	#15 (permalink)
Snoogans Veteran Location: Uppsala, Sweden	Absolute favorite: Penetrator 2 (real) The dialogue kicks ass! __________________ Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.

07-21-2003, 11:22 AM	#17 (permalink)
aus5tin Crazy Location: SWLA	NICE... Truckload of (naked) Bitch Roilet Sports __________________ You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.

07-21-2003, 03:40 PM	#20 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	ass pumping motorcycle mamas __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

07-21-2003, 06:18 PM	#24 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	"Plaster my face with your Penis Paste" "STOP! MY ASS IS ON FIRE" __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

07-21-2003, 12:15 PM	#18 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Mr. Hollund's Phallus Presumed Impotent __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-21-2003, 02:20 PM	#19 (permalink)
heyal256 Not so great lurker Location: NY	There is one called The Sperminator and also Bad Czechs... I wonder who comes up with these titles

07-21-2003, 03:50 PM	#21 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Long Schlong Silver The Bone Ranger Fuck to the Future __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

07-21-2003, 06:14 PM	#23 (permalink)
Ralvek Crazy Location: MN	how about Star Whores? Saving Ryan's Privates...it is a real movie, guy gets junk blown off..have to find and be reunited...

07-21-2003, 06:27 PM	#25 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	The Hunt for Pink Cuntober On Deadly Mound The Meattricks Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit There's Something In and Out of Mary __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-21-2003, 07:53 PM	#27 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	sex trek, ass invaders, babes in boy land, and the best ever..... Butt Fuck Sluts Go Nuts #27

07-21-2003, 08:43 PM	#28 (permalink)
madsenj37 Still searching... Location: NorCal For Life	My friend works in a video store. They just got this cop movie in ... Off beat beat off. __________________ "Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the universe." -- Albert Einstein

07-22-2003, 06:48 AM	#29 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	For A Fistfull, She Hollers Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory Crotch & Dong: Up In Poke Lawrence Of A Labia __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-28-2003, 10:12 PM	#30 (permalink)
JohnnyCorpse Guest	"What's That Smell?" actual porn

07-29-2003, 05:33 AM	#31 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	omfg this is hilarious. i was going to add... In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon... but i think Bones´s version was wilder. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-29-2003, 05:48 AM	#32 (permalink)
HaloLauren Banned	This is real, I bought it for a friend as a gag gift: "I Cream on Jeannie"

07-29-2003, 06:13 AM	#33 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Just saw "Lord of the G-Strings" on my cable menu last night. The description was "A band of Throbbits must recover a mystical artifact." Here's the IMDB listing: http://us.imdb.com/Details?0323108 -Mikey

07-29-2003, 06:22 AM	#34 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	My Best Friends Wetting Much Ado About Fucking __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-29-2003, 09:38 AM	#35 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	Harry Potter and the Sorcerers bone __________________ i miss K-Wise

07-29-2003, 11:00 AM	#36 (permalink)
Zipperhead Upright Location: Calgary, Canada	"The Bitches of Madison County"

07-29-2003, 03:30 PM	#37 (permalink)
sub zero Addict Location: The one state that doesn't have black outs: TEXAS BABY!!!	Pokemon __________________ Did you Google it yet? Join the TFP Typing team!!

07-31-2003, 07:19 PM	#38 (permalink)
bocamper Upright	I actually purchased this on PPV: The Osporns __________________ Have you ever watched "Saved By The Bell" and said, "Boy, I wish I could be more like Screech"?

07-31-2003, 07:52 PM	#39 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	Bisexual encounters of the threesome kind.

08-01-2003, 06:19 AM	#40 (permalink)
Junchbailey Psycho Location: Columbia Falls, MT	Nut in Honey Jerk your cum crayon and color me white __________________ Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days