Silence of the G.A.M.S.

(government agency monitoring sex)

fo' real.

Personally I like any title if it ends in a number.... a high number. IE. Hot Nasty Cum Slurpers 16 or Sex Crazed Ass Fucking Virgins 19 ( and the same girl stars in them all ) Do you think they have production meetings about titles like this....


Hey Jim, Do you think the market could use another " Rim-Jobbing Twat lickers" Movies?????

Well Dave how many are out there now?????

Only 17 Jim..........

"Playmate of the Apes"

Laughed out loud when I saw it listed on Cinemax one night.

real: The Womb Broom

There's a great scene in The Clerks where a mother and child walk into the video store and the guy working there is on the phone with the distributer ordering a bunch of pornos.... rattles off about 20....

Cum on Eileen

seen this one -

Cue Ballz

- all the women are spear bald. not a hair on them

The Firm

You, sir, are a god.

Dickman and Throbin

Friday the 13th - A Nude Begining.
Hannah Does her Sisters.

"Toilet Sluts 5: Taking the Plunge-r"

Howard Sperm

Forrest Hump

The Flintbones. Ron Jeremy's madcap take on an American classic. Used to work in a video store (no porn) and we liked to make up titles like Men in The Back, Bend Her, Jurassic Pork, 12 Angry Inches, Meat The Parents, Thelma Does Louise, Shaft, Cock-Tail and Done in 60 Seconds.

ET: The Extra Testicle
Wetness for the Prostitution

Penis Force

I Know What You Did Up The Bummer

Riding on Boys in Cars

Shaving Ryans Privates comes first to mind I suppose.

IIRC I first heard that on Leno, but I'm not sure if it actually originated on the Tonight Show.

Don't forget

The 69th Sense
Meat the Parents
Six Degrees of Penetration

Here's some I made up:

Double Dongin'
Flesh and Boned
Cameron Balls Nuns
C.H.O.A.D.
Velocity of Aimed Jewels
He Last Dicked Her Slow
Jack Frosting
City Dickers 2: The Legend of Kara Lee's Golden Shower
Texas Jane Sore Ass Licker
Sixteen Candles
Ow! Butter, Where Art Thou?

I didn't know there really was a movie called "Butter", it was on HBO.

Clear and Present Dangler

Bang Her Sisters
Scatman Returns
Touched by An Anal
Life in the Fat Lane

Shindlers Fist
Poundhog Day
Lorenzo`s Oil Massage
Madam Ovarie
Men In Black (that like to have sex with each other).

Names of current movies that sound like porn movies:

2 fast 2 furious
Bend it like Beckham
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Uptown Girls

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA
....
ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST

ROFL cchris those two are just awesome!

I cant beleive i havent seen this one, its the one i always think of.. its real too:

A midsummer night's cream

ive also heard of:
pocahotass
you've got male



and lol ive seen the bare bitch project! worst movie ever!

The Schlong Remains the Same

"Night of the Totally Fuckable 8 Year Olds"
"Dinosaurmageddon"
"Murpher Is My Bitch"
"Johnny Corpse and the Temple of Necrophilia" (coming soon)
"Why is Mommy Putting That Snake Into Your Ass?"
"the Cleaveland Steamers"
"the Cleaveland Steamers part II: When the Glass Breaks"
"I Just Woke Up... Why Does My Hand Smell Like Your Ass?"

I'm out... for now.

real:
Cowabunghole
Bare Wench Project(I love this movie)

Ally McFeel, Frankenpenis, San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon...
So many others, go it Internet movie Data Base and look up the filmography of somebody like Ron Jeremy and some of those names are just classic.

Little Spermaid. Bloody near laughed myself unconscious when I saw that title... :D

"Finding Cream-o" (Finding Nemo)
"To Screw a Horny Bird" (to kill a mockingbird)
"Son-in-raw" (Son-in-law)
"Charlie's Wang-els" (charlie's angels)
"Cumalot" (Camelot)
"The Moanalotta" (the monalisa)
"Kindergarten Cop-ulation"

This one is a real show that sounds like a porno "while you were out" or you could change it to "while you were in" ;)

This is the fictional porno in the "Big Lebowski":

"Log Jammin'"

I love how that sounds. It sort of dances out of your mouth.

edit: on a similar note, when my friend and I were in 7th grade, we had a sex-ed class. We told his brother (4th grade) that they show a sex-ed movie entitled "Bottles and Butts, Tears and Cuts." The funny thing is, he had no idea we were joking until about 10 years later when we told him the truth. We almost told him after 5 years, but we decided to wait a little bit longer.

Poke-my-hantis (pocahantas)

Sperman (superman)

Twist-her (twister)

"Bongwater Butt Babes" is the best film I ever saw. Classy ladies using their bungholes as bongs. Really.

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I'm gonna have to go with either "A Clockwork Orgy" or "Is this going to hurt?"

I know the Harry Potter thing has been done, but...

Harry Bottom and the Sorcerer’s Bone
Harry Bottom and the Chamber of Secretions

Real:
The Anus Family

I was gonna try to top Bongwater Butt Babes, but what's the point?

Fuck the bitch

I'm not sure of the correct spelling but.....

Beetlejizm

this one is real:
Star Whores: The Phantom Anus ( my friend actually owns this one)

this one is a classic:
Pocahotass

Then of course there are the ones from Clerks:
Big Black Dicks with Pearly White Cum
White on White on Black