Post your favorite porn movie title, real or made up.
 

I'm hoping this will turn into a hilarious thread because there are some good ones out there!

E.g. "Men in Black Men" or "Forrest Hump"

Bahaha! :D

Making this up, I think, Gang Bangs of New York.

And Don't forget Austin Prowler...that's a real one, your favorite British Spy unfrozen, but wait, he's black and screws everyone!

I really wanna see them make this one: I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

'Edward Penishands'

'Honey, I Blew the Kids'

old standby: "Romancing the Bone"

historical:
On Golden Blonde

current:
Butt Pirates of the Caribbean

personally, I dont think any porn title will ever top this real one from last year:

Weapons of Ass Destruction

Here's one to barf over:

The DaisyChain of Extraordinary Gentlemen.


BARF!!

There were a few pretty damn funny ones out there in a list I had a while back.

And i think the "I Can't Believe its not Butter" one is already made :D

Sac City--Its the name of the community college in my neighboring town! (sacramento city college)

Y'know theres a porn title called "hitler Sucks" i mean shit who thinks of the holocaust when they're at it ?

DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO ?

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA

TEA BAGGER VANCE

ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST

omg.yes.so leet.

Tell me it's not gay porn....

Off the top of my head:

Shaving Ryan's Privates
The Bare Bitch Project
The Dirtier Dozen
Guys In Dolls

And a few real ones...

Dude, Where's My Spooge?
Splendor In The Ass
Plan 69 From Outer Space
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration

-Mikey

Absolute favorite: Penetrator 2 (real)

The dialogue kicks ass!

Re: Post your favorite porn movie title, real or made up.
 

Personally, I prefer "Foreskin Gump"

That's just me though.

NICE...

Truckload of (naked) Bitch

Roilet Sports

Mr. Hollund's Phallus

Presumed Impotent

There is one called The Sperminator and also Bad Czechs...
I wonder who comes up with these titles :)

ass pumping motorcycle mamas

Long Schlong Silver
The Bone Ranger
Fuck to the Future

The Legend of Teabagger Vance is a classic!! muahaha!

how about Star Whores?

Saving Ryan's Privates...it is a real movie, guy gets junk blown off..have to find and be reunited...

"Plaster my face with your Penis Paste"

"STOP! MY ASS IS ON FIRE"

The Hunt for Pink Cuntober

On Deadly Mound

The Meattricks

Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit

There's Something In and Out of Mary

Re: Post your favorite porn movie title, real or made up.
 

I preferred the far less subtle "Men in Black... Who Like to Have Sex With Each Other" From Norm MacDonald's Dirty Work.

Schindler's Fist (goin' to hell for that one, I know)

Free Your Willy

Wangs of New York (I came up with that, only to be topped by my friend who suggested the previously mentioned 'Gangbangs of New York')

Sperminator

T.W.A.T. (based on the upcoming S.W.A.T.)

sex trek, ass invaders, babes in boy land,
and the best ever.....

Butt Fuck Sluts Go Nuts #27

My friend works in a video store. They just got this cop movie in ... Off beat beat off.

For A Fistfull, She Hollers

Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory

Crotch & Dong: Up In Poke

Lawrence Of A Labia

"What's That Smell?"
actual porn

omfg this is hilarious.

i was going to add... In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon... but i think Bones´s version was wilder.

This is real, I bought it for a friend as a gag gift: "I Cream on Jeannie"

Just saw "Lord of the G-Strings" on my cable menu last night. The description was "A band of Throbbits must recover a mystical artifact."

Here's the IMDB listing: http://us.imdb.com/Details?0323108

-Mikey

My Best Friends Wetting

Much Ado About Fucking

Harry Potter and the Sorcerers bone

"The Bitches of Madison County"

Pokemon

I actually purchased this on PPV:
The Osporns

Bisexual encounters of the threesome kind.

Nut in Honey
Jerk your cum crayon and color me white

Silence of the G.A.M.S.

(government agency monitoring sex)

fo' real.

Personally I like any title if it ends in a number.... a high number. IE. Hot Nasty Cum Slurpers 16 or Sex Crazed Ass Fucking Virgins 19 ( and the same girl stars in them all ) Do you think they have production meetings about titles like this....


Hey Jim, Do you think the market could use another " Rim-Jobbing Twat lickers" Movies?????

Well Dave how many are out there now?????

Only 17 Jim..........

"Playmate of the Apes"

Laughed out loud when I saw it listed on Cinemax one night.

real: The Womb Broom

There's a great scene in The Clerks where a mother and child walk into the video store and the guy working there is on the phone with the distributer ordering a bunch of pornos.... rattles off about 20....

Cum on Eileen

seen this one -

Cue Ballz

- all the women are spear bald. not a hair on them

The Firm

You, sir, are a god.

Dickman and Throbin

Friday the 13th - A Nude Begining.
Hannah Does her Sisters.

"Toilet Sluts 5: Taking the Plunge-r"

Howard Sperm

Forrest Hump

The Flintbones. Ron Jeremy's madcap take on an American classic. Used to work in a video store (no porn) and we liked to make up titles like Men in The Back, Bend Her, Jurassic Pork, 12 Angry Inches, Meat The Parents, Thelma Does Louise, Shaft, Cock-Tail and Done in 60 Seconds.

ET: The Extra Testicle
Wetness for the Prostitution

Penis Force

I Know What You Did Up The Bummer

Riding on Boys in Cars

Shaving Ryans Privates comes first to mind I suppose.

IIRC I first heard that on Leno, but I'm not sure if it actually originated on the Tonight Show.

Don't forget

The 69th Sense
Meat the Parents
Six Degrees of Penetration

Here's some I made up:

Double Dongin'
Flesh and Boned
Cameron Balls Nuns
C.H.O.A.D.
Velocity of Aimed Jewels
He Last Dicked Her Slow
Jack Frosting
City Dickers 2: The Legend of Kara Lee's Golden Shower
Texas Jane Sore Ass Licker
Sixteen Candles
Ow! Butter, Where Art Thou?

I didn't know there really was a movie called "Butter", it was on HBO.

Clear and Present Dangler

Bang Her Sisters
Scatman Returns
Touched by An Anal
Life in the Fat Lane

Shindlers Fist
Poundhog Day
Lorenzo`s Oil Massage
Madam Ovarie
Men In Black (that like to have sex with each other).

Names of current movies that sound like porn movies:

2 fast 2 furious
Bend it like Beckham
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Uptown Girls

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA
....
ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST

ROFL cchris those two are just awesome!

I cant beleive i havent seen this one, its the one i always think of.. its real too:

A midsummer night's cream

ive also heard of:
pocahotass
you've got male



and lol ive seen the bare bitch project! worst movie ever!

The Schlong Remains the Same

"Night of the Totally Fuckable 8 Year Olds"
"Dinosaurmageddon"
"Murpher Is My Bitch"
"Johnny Corpse and the Temple of Necrophilia" (coming soon)
"Why is Mommy Putting That Snake Into Your Ass?"
"the Cleaveland Steamers"
"the Cleaveland Steamers part II: When the Glass Breaks"
"I Just Woke Up... Why Does My Hand Smell Like Your Ass?"

I'm out... for now.

real:
Cowabunghole
Bare Wench Project(I love this movie)

Ally McFeel, Frankenpenis, San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon...
So many others, go it Internet movie Data Base and look up the filmography of somebody like Ron Jeremy and some of those names are just classic.

Little Spermaid. Bloody near laughed myself unconscious when I saw that title... :D

"Finding Cream-o" (Finding Nemo)
"To Screw a Horny Bird" (to kill a mockingbird)
"Son-in-raw" (Son-in-law)
"Charlie's Wang-els" (charlie's angels)
"Cumalot" (Camelot)
"The Moanalotta" (the monalisa)
"Kindergarten Cop-ulation"

This one is a real show that sounds like a porno "while you were out" or you could change it to "while you were in" ;)

This is the fictional porno in the "Big Lebowski":

"Log Jammin'"

I love how that sounds. It sort of dances out of your mouth.

edit: on a similar note, when my friend and I were in 7th grade, we had a sex-ed class. We told his brother (4th grade) that they show a sex-ed movie entitled "Bottles and Butts, Tears and Cuts." The funny thing is, he had no idea we were joking until about 10 years later when we told him the truth. We almost told him after 5 years, but we decided to wait a little bit longer.

Poke-my-hantis (pocahantas)

Sperman (superman)

Twist-her (twister)

"Bongwater Butt Babes" is the best film I ever saw. Classy ladies using their bungholes as bongs. Really.

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I'm gonna have to go with either "A Clockwork Orgy" or "Is this going to hurt?"

I know the Harry Potter thing has been done, but...

Harry Bottom and the Sorcerer’s Bone
Harry Bottom and the Chamber of Secretions

Real:
The Anus Family

I was gonna try to top Bongwater Butt Babes, but what's the point?

Fuck the bitch

I'm not sure of the correct spelling but.....

Beetlejizm

this one is real:
Star Whores: The Phantom Anus ( my friend actually owns this one)

this one is a classic:
Pocahotass

Then of course there are the ones from Clerks:
Big Black Dicks with Pearly White Cum
White on White on Black

edward penis hands (1 2 or 3) a touching story about a pale faced man ( who actually looks alot like edward scissor hands) with penis's for hands. Of course he uses these to fist ( or would it just be fuck?) the hell out of women.

“Plummie does cnor”

What? You said we could make it up!:D

driving miss daisy

o damn that title already exists

once upon a time in a mexican

Throbbin' Hood Prince of Beeves

Event Whoreison

Fuck my dirty shithole (Actual Title)

Jabbin Beaver (Cabin Fever)

The Cock Ring

Dick-me Roberts: Former Porn Star

The Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace

S.W.A.T. That Ass

Charlie's Anal Angels: Full Throttle Penetration

The Itailan Blowjob

Ass-Holes

Anal Managment

Giving Head of State

House of a Thousand Cumshots

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Laid in Manhattan

Road to Penetration

Lilo & Snatch


-shall I go on?

that's not yogurt!

Cum in the ass

Friend of mine found this one in some old private-run video store:

Wham! Bam! Thank You Spaceman!

My fave is gotta be Shaving Ryan's Privates

Classic title... :D