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GoldenOuroboros 07-20-2003 01:35 AM

Square Watermelons.... what about this..!?
 
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/...jokes/5376.jpg


Bonsai Kitten

:D

crackpot 07-20-2003 01:45 AM

Terrific innovation, cuz I was having trouble heaving those old watermelons through smallish bathroom windows.

cchris 07-20-2003 01:54 AM

Ha ha

Trim indeed.

Thats some funny stuff.

CSflim 07-20-2003 12:36 PM

WTF?

BBtB 07-20-2003 12:39 PM

Hehe. Simpsons. Dem kwazy Japs.

Akira 07-20-2003 12:50 PM

Well at least they would be easier to cut and fit nicely into the refrigerator.

cj2112 07-20-2003 01:18 PM

The watermelons are grown in a box, they do this because a square is a more efficient shape to try ship, you have less wasted space this way. Great idea, but I can't believe it actually works.

grumpyolddude 07-20-2003 02:55 PM

When they start posting aquare melons on the Titty Board, I'm OUTTA here! (maybe)

splck 07-20-2003 10:22 PM

saw that about 10 years ago..in Japan

GoldenOuroboros 07-20-2003 10:28 PM

and I thought I'd get more comments about the bonsai cats :(

heyal256 07-22-2003 06:47 PM

The only problem with the square watermelons is that they cost $50-$100 per watermelon (If I rememeber correctly).
Also the Bonsai Kitten has already been investigated by the FBI a while back http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,41733,00.html

chrysus 07-22-2003 10:22 PM

Sure, I can afford that much for a watermelon, which's only unique attribute is it's shape. I'd rather pay less for one that tastes good.

Deuce66 07-22-2003 10:53 PM

Thats disturbing.

MacGnG 07-22-2003 11:41 PM

cool, wonder if they still taste the same

TerresqueÜ 07-22-2003 11:46 PM

That cat thing is really fuckin mean no matter how much muscle relaxant they give em!
That's fucked up and the guys doin' it need to be shot!

MrFlux 07-22-2003 11:46 PM

Cool, I need square watermelons to fit up a square vagina.

striderkevin 08-05-2003 01:35 PM

Ingenious innovation, it'll keep them from rolling off the table.

shred_head 08-05-2003 01:47 PM

I remember Conan talking about those square watermelons one time and then he said the Japanese were also creating square babies........was a sick joke....but a joke nonetheless.......and a funny one at that.

bundy 08-06-2003 02:41 AM

they look like watermelon coloured candles.

if they were, i really hope they smell like watermelon ( if thats even remotely possible).

cliv 08-06-2003 03:18 PM

Ah, the wonders of genetic engineering.

paddyjoe 08-06-2003 05:42 PM

They must be headed to Wendys.

hotzot 08-06-2003 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cliv
Ah, the wonders of genetic engineering.
Its a regular watermellon, it's just grown in a box.

joebopp 08-06-2003 07:01 PM

You sure can stack them easier !!!

Macheath 08-06-2003 07:50 PM

Quote:

The watermelons are grown in a box, they do this because a square is a more efficient shape to try ship
Quote:

The only problem with the square watermelons is that they cost $50-$100 per watermelon
The efficiency thing doesn't seem to be working...

mingusfingers 08-06-2003 08:39 PM

Always wanted to buy one of those...wouldn't fork up the cash and couldn't convince my parents to buy one for me :)


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