Square Watermelons.... what about this..!?
 

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Bonsai Kitten

:D

Terrific innovation, cuz I was having trouble heaving those old watermelons through smallish bathroom windows.

Ha ha

Trim indeed.

Thats some funny stuff.

WTF?

Hehe. Simpsons. Dem kwazy Japs.

Well at least they would be easier to cut and fit nicely into the refrigerator.

The watermelons are grown in a box, they do this because a square is a more efficient shape to try ship, you have less wasted space this way. Great idea, but I can't believe it actually works.

When they start posting aquare melons on the Titty Board, I'm OUTTA here! (maybe)

saw that about 10 years ago..in Japan

and I thought I'd get more comments about the bonsai cats :(

The only problem with the square watermelons is that they cost $50-$100 per watermelon (If I rememeber correctly).
Also the Bonsai Kitten has already been investigated by the FBI a while back http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,41733,00.html

Sure, I can afford that much for a watermelon, which's only unique attribute is it's shape. I'd rather pay less for one that tastes good.

Thats disturbing.

cool, wonder if they still taste the same

That cat thing is really fuckin mean no matter how much muscle relaxant they give em!
That's fucked up and the guys doin' it need to be shot!

Cool, I need square watermelons to fit up a square vagina.

Ingenious innovation, it'll keep them from rolling off the table.

I remember Conan talking about those square watermelons one time and then he said the Japanese were also creating square babies........was a sick joke....but a joke nonetheless.......and a funny one at that.

they look like watermelon coloured candles.

if they were, i really hope they smell like watermelon ( if thats even remotely possible).

Ah, the wonders of genetic engineering.

They must be headed to Wendys.

Its a regular watermellon, it's just grown in a box.

You sure can stack them easier !!!

The efficiency thing doesn't seem to be working...

Always wanted to buy one of those...wouldn't fork up the cash and couldn't convince my parents to buy one for me :)