Only you - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

rat · 07-19-2003, 01:54 PM

Ok, got the inspiration from a conversation with a bud. Here's how the game goes. You start off with a phrase consisting of "Only you can ____________." The next poster answers with an "Yea, but only you can ___________." with a related witticism, and then starting one of their own.

IE,

Only you can prevent forest fires....

> Yea, but only [i]you[i] can prevent bears in hats.

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Let's begin

Only you can prevent ugly people from getting laid...

Mad_Gecko · 07-19-2003, 01:58 PM

Yeah but only you can prevent hats on bears??

Only you can prevent children with underage minority drinking partners.

(I hope I understand the rules)

EDIT: Nope, I got it wrong, lets try again

Yeah but only sexy people deny ugly people getting lays.

Back to my comment about drinking above.

rat · 07-19-2003, 02:00 PM

Yea, but only you can prevent children in the first place.

Only you can prevent bad karaoke

MacGnG · 07-19-2003, 02:19 PM

yea, but only you can prevent japanese business men from drinking.

only you can prevent this from getting stupider

Stiltzkin · 07-19-2003, 02:30 PM

Yeah but only you can prevent this from becoming too convoluted and confusing.

Only you can prevent the sky from falling...

Ogre840 · 07-19-2003, 03:14 PM

yeah but only you can make it in wal mart...

only you can fit two wine bottles up your arse...

grumpyolddude · 07-19-2003, 04:59 PM

Yes, but only you can take two asprin with a pepsi and think you see god.

Only you can rig a 14.4 modem to an Atari 2600 and announce to the world you are "connected."

KWSN · 07-19-2003, 05:15 PM

Yeah, but only you can generate the electricity for it by plugging it into a potato

Only you can rationalize Bones' drunken babblings to a point of perfect understanding

grumpyolddude · 07-19-2003, 06:11 PM

oh Yeah! Well, only you can determine which of the voices in Bones' head is the one he REALLY listens to!

Only you can stop traffic at rush hour by flashing your legs.

crackpot · 07-20-2003, 01:40 AM

That may be, but only you can shave my legs with just steel wool and saliva.

Only you can lead a dead horse to water.

rat · 07-20-2003, 08:41 AM

yea, but only you can make reference to Empire Strikes Back with credibility.

Only you can prevent ghonnerea

Ogre840 · 07-20-2003, 01:31 PM

yeah, well only you can go around and clean all those allready infected....

only you can be glued to bones' testicles...

grumpyolddude · 07-20-2003, 04:41 PM

True, but only you hold on willingly.

Only you can turn tricks with your collie...

07-19-2003, 01:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mad_Gecko Pro Libertate Location: City Gecko	Yeah but only you can prevent hats on bears?? Only you can prevent children with underage minority drinking partners. (I hope I understand the rules) EDIT: Nope, I got it wrong, lets try again Yeah but only sexy people deny ugly people getting lays. Back to my comment about drinking above. __________________ [color=bright blue]W[/color]e Stick To Glass "If three of us travel together, I shall find two teachers." Confucious Last edited by Mad_Gecko; 07-19-2003 at 02:08 PM..

07-19-2003, 02:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Yeah but only you can prevent this from becoming too convoluted and confusing. Only you can prevent the sky from falling... __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

07-19-2003, 04:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Yes, but only you can take two asprin with a pepsi and think you see god. Only you can rig a 14.4 modem to an Atari 2600 and announce to the world you are "connected." __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-19-2003, 05:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
KWSN green	Yeah, but only you can generate the electricity for it by plugging it into a potato Only you can rationalize Bones' drunken babblings to a point of perfect understanding __________________ Your arms are broken!

07-19-2003, 06:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	oh Yeah! Well, only you can determine which of the voices in Bones' head is the one he REALLY listens to! Only you can stop traffic at rush hour by flashing your legs. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-19-2003, 02:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	yea, but only you can prevent japanese business men from drinking. only you can prevent this from getting stupider

07-19-2003, 03:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ogre840 Banned Location: OlyWa	yeah but only you can make it in wal mart... only you can fit two wine bottles up your arse...

07-20-2003, 01:40 AM	#10 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	That may be, but only you can shave my legs with just steel wool and saliva. Only you can lead a dead horse to water.

07-20-2003, 01:31 PM	#12 (permalink)
Ogre840 Banned Location: OlyWa	yeah, well only you can go around and clean all those allready infected.... only you can be glued to bones' testicles...

07-20-2003, 04:41 PM	#13 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	True, but only you hold on willingly. Only you can turn tricks with your collie... __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard