Stress Management
 

THIS REALLY WORKS!

Just in case you're having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts; the funny thing is that it really works.

1) Picture yourself near a stream.
2) Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain air.
3) No one but you knows your secret place.
4) You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called "the world."
5) The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6) The water is crystal clear.
7) You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding under the water.

damn... that is creepy jadziadax! I was really getting into the serenity of it and then bamn.... number 7...

until Number 7, I was going to mention how that was in Happy Gilmore, but apparently he never finished the equation. :D
Yeah i bet that would work.... it sets the visualization quite clear, then you just think of someone.. heh. Maybe it makes sense because its 4:30 am right now and i can hear lots of birds chirping outside :)

Heh...

*waits for someone to tell a related dead-baby joke*

Ah yess......................I can make out their face
so very Zen

Damn, I always though gutting my boss with a broad sword
would be the best way.

hmm.

im afraid of streams

cant get past 1 sorry

sex is still the best stress reliever. But it does seem to calm me down.

that was beautiful