I am stuck to Bones' balls.

[KWSN]

This is from an actual conversation in the TFP chat room. Enjoy.

(KWSN): I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE RESPECT FOR PEOPLES' CARS!!!!!
(KWSN): CAR THEFT MAKE HULK MAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* bones gives kwsn his medication
* bones accidentaly injected KWSN with estrogen..LOTS OF IT
(KWSN): You can ask Phred.... it just pisses me the fuck off when people mess with peoples' cars
(KWSN): I mean...
(KWSN): Jolly gee, I'm going to go watch Legally Blonde and paint my toenails!
*** KWSN is now known as KwSnGuRl182
(KwSnGuRl182): OMFG, u gys, u hav got2 here this new simple paln song!!!!!!!!!111111
(KwSnGuRl182): thay r liek SO hella punk!11111
*** You were kicked by phredgreen (shaddup, bitch)
*** Attempting to rejoin...
*** Now talking in #tfp
(Spleen): simpleplan sucks
(ogre): i second
* MSD agrees, while kicking his old irc client
(ogre): wait, "punk rawk" sucks
(KwSnGuRl182): liek, OMFG, u gys r such loosers!!!11 simple plan and blink182 and new found glory are like SOOOOO KEWL!!!1
* bones reinjects kwsn with testosterone
(KwSnGuRl182): I mean...
*** KwSnGuRl182 is now known as KWSN|KICKASS
(KWSN|KICKASS): You guys, today I was at the gym, and I was checking out this chick, and she saw my rippage...
* bones injects kwsn with donkey dna
(KWSN|KICKASS): I mean...
*** KWSN|KICKASS is now known as KWSN|Donkey
(KWSN|Donkey): hee
(bones): stop dude, i cant breathe
(bones): lol
(Spleen): she saw a donkey when she saw you?
(KWSN|Donkey): haw hee?
* bones makes glue out of kwsn
*** KWSN|Donkey is now known as KWSN|Glue
* KWSN|Glue holds things together
* KWSN|Glue doesn't do much
* KWSN|Glue is placed next to bones' lube
* KWSN|Glue sees a tragic addicent in the near future
*** bones is now known as Bones|lube
* Bones|lube slides off his chair
* KWSN|Glue is being squeezed onto Bones' hand
* KWSN|Glue is being moved downwards
* KWSN|Glue doesn't like it here. It smells funny.
* Bones|lube accidentaly glued his balls to his inner thigh
* KWSN|Glue is stuck to Bones' balls.
* KWSN|Glue is not enjoying this one bit
(Bones|lube): kwsn is stuck to my balls
* %phredgreen farts quietly and watches people's faces to see who will smell it first
* KWSN|Glue can only smell oysters from here
*** phredgreen changes Topic to: '<Bones|lube> kwsn is stuck to my balls'
(Bones|lube): i powdered my balls with sea salt
* KWSN|Glue wonders why Bones has made no effort to remove him from this position
* Bones|lube removes kwsn from his balls and flushes him down the toilet
* KWSN|Glue is having a bad day
* KWSN|Glue is now in a dark, damp place
(KWSN|Glue): ...
(KWSN|Glue): just like before
(rekinom): kwsn: we dont want to know why its damp
* Bones|lube roto-rooters kwsn out and sends him into his room where a beautiful woman makes love to him
(Bones|lube): better?
* KWSN|Glue is now very happy, if not a little baffled at how a female just made love to him
(KWSN|Glue): wait a sec
* KWSN|Glue is again in a dark, damp place
(Bones|lube): LOL @KWSN
(Bones|lube): i must go to bed all
(Bones|lube): its been fun
(rekinom): night bones
(Bones|lube): laters
(ogre|hates_his_car): later bones
*** Quits: Bones|lube (Quit: KWSN IS NOT STUCK TO MY BALLS ANYMORE)

[Ogre840]

haha there i am, good times!


stupid car...

[SaltPork]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL OMGROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[phredgreen]

<b>wtfomg!!!</b>

[snowy]

You guys have way too much time on your hands. I love it

[Somenosuke]

wrkime said what I was thinking.

But damnit! I should have gone to chat tonight. Oh well. hee.

[meanSpleen]

Holy shiznit! I'm totally up in that there chat, ya heard?

[merkerguitars]

/me rolls his eyes
that just might be a bash.org moment

[KWSN]

Originally posted by merkerguitars
/me rolls his eyes
that just might be a bash.org moment

Naw... it's too long for Bash.org... and also too funny. The bash.org administrators are, if you ask me, a bunch of bastards cause they never post ANYTHING I try to submit, no matter HOW much funnier it is than most of the stuff on the site.

If you wanna give it a shot though... go ahead. I don't feel like doing it myself, cause then I'd have to open another IE window and have to fight off all the popups (DAMN SPYWARE!!!)

[Fly]

that was funny as all hell.sorry to hear about your little glue problem there fellas.

[uncle phil]

chat does get a little off the wall at times, doesn't it...

[KWSN]

Originally posted by uncle phil
chat does get a little off the wall at times, doesn't it...

Indeed. You should come there more, upstate.

[Peetster]

This is freaking hysterical! Hahahahahaha!

[KWSN]

*BUMP*

This one needs it

[Somenosuke]

I can help get him off your balls if you want, Bones!

[KWSN]

/me can't help bones there... glue doesn't unglue itself. Unless it's Elmer's glue. Cheap crap.

[phoenix1002]

hey, at least KWSN is glue and not 2 part epoxy... that stuff is used to make boats, and once it dries, it never comes off! I think bones would have a major problem on his hands...

[Somenosuke]

You're in luck, Bones.. I just so happen to have some spare Jaws of Life on me right now..

Somenosuke gently attaches the Jaws of Life to KWSN and gives it a little tug to see how well he's stuck.

Hmmm.. The glue seems to have weakened a bit, Bones, so this will only feel like scotch tape being ripped off very rapidly. If I were doing it any sooner, it would probably feel more like duct tape coming off. So eh, brace yourself, buddy. This'll be quick..

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIPPPPP!!

There ya go. KWSN, try to stay away from the poor man's balls.

[Somenosuke]

Originally posted by Bones
OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

hehe...you totally touched my balls.

I did not!!

[Eviltree]

mhaa

[Somenosuke]

Originally posted by Bones
you TOTALLY touched my balls!!!

good thing i shaved or else it might have hurt worse

You have no proof!!

[GakFace]

Did anyone submit that to bash? If not I might have to

[Go_AVS]

You guys are crazy.

[cheese]

i damed near died reading that

[Go_AVS]

I'm nuking this thread...

Bones' balls are going up in flames....

[KWSN]

Dammit Avs....

I can see you wanting to nuke Bones, but me? Come on...

[KWSN]

dammit... I don't even know what form of substance I'm in now...

Am I still glue? I don't know. For all I know, I could be Bones' tongue.

[KWSN]

GOD DAMMIT!!!!!

Why do I always have to be an inanimate object? I can't even protest. I'm glad it hurts you.

No I'm not... I'm not glad about this at all. I am always, no matter in what incarnation, destined for dark, damp places.

Guess that's Karma or something...

[Somenosuke]

Somenosuke bursts into the thread

I'm heeeeeeeereeee!!!

With a staple remover!

Somenosuke gently plucks KWSN from Bones' balls and changes KWSN back to a human, as he should be. She hands Bones a bandaid just in case he needs it.

Bones... find something else to stick to your balls, and leave poor KWSN alone!!

[KWSN]

*KWSN gives Somenosuke a hug, and turns Bones into a cigarette butt and drops him in a puddle of beer*

Let's see how YOU like it

[Go_AVS]

Originally posted by KWSN
Dammit Avs....

I can see you wanting to nuke Bones, but me? Come on...

I did it to save you from being the last poster. After checking out who you let battle in the "KWSN/BONES ultimate fighting, no holds barred", I should send a bigger bomb. That thread got nasty....

[KWSN]

God damn you Bones!

HOW THE HELL DOES A CIGARRETTE BUTT CRAWL? Oh well... I'll give you what for.

*Though unable to move, KWSN, from where he is now, turns Bones into a fiber in the back of Rosie O'Donnel's panties*

[Somenosuke]

What the hell is going on here?!

Somenosuke turns Bones into the ring on Goatse's finger, just cuz she feels like pickin on him. She turns to KW and turns him back to his normal, human self.

Mah work here is done..

[KWSN]

KWSN falls off because he's too large for that. Things are all out of proportion.

Unfortunately, he lands on Bones' foot, where another penis grows underneath him.

God dammit...

[KWSN]

KWSN kills himself because he's been stuck to a mutant penis-foot for 2 months.

[MrFlux]

Is Bones your last name or your first name Bones?

Like
Jimmy Bones
or
Bones Lee

[Fremen]

This ought to be in the funny thread Hall of Fame.
rofflmao