HAMMY MATRIMONY
 

well, as some of you already know...

Giant Hamburger and i plan on getting married.

we are in love. and it isn't just your average boy-girl love, its your special kinda love that only exists between man and beef bi-product.

Upton Sinclair never wrote of such a romance as this.

we met a few months ago right here in the TFP... and our love has blossumed into a flame-grilled romance.

here is the first picture hammy sent me of himself...
http://www.interkodex.no/xmldemo/fil...urger-stor.jpg

i thought it was a little strange, what with him not being humanoid and stuff... but since he was so open minded, i realised i should be too...

http://www.saveurs.sympatico.ca/ency.../hamburger.jpg
note the euro influence in that outfit.

i soon found out we share a lot of interests...

such as jazz...
http://www.cotton-club.de/shop/hamburger1.gif

and the pursuit of truth in journalism...
edited out by hrdwareguy

of course, i found it hard to abandon my bourgeois ideals of marrying a pretty girl, having heaps of kids and adding to the community...

i even thought of him in vaguely humanoid terms...
http://www.marionettepuppets.com/vsc/hamburger.jpg

but i couldn't go on like that...
so i found solace in his other great qualities.

like his family (although his brother intimidated me at first with his strange ideas)...
http://www.rhodes.edu/meeman/images/...-hamburger.jpg
and
http://www.kulturvaerket.dk/kultur/i...0Hamburger.JPG

he has a funky car (what a turn-on!!)...
http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/hamburger-mobile.jpg

he has taught me new and wonderful things...

like the great and wonderful Hamburger gods above...
http://www.ast.cam.ac.uk/~optics/cir...-hamburger.jpg

and the great history of his ancestors...
http://www.uoguelph.ca/~mwtour/aug31/hamburger.jpg

of course, he's got his haters...
http://www.demonfuzz.com/storeitems/...20Hater_LP.jpg

and i know hes had others in his life...
http://www.preschooleducation.com/po...0&%20fries.gif

but he'll always be my little Hammy...
http://www.shariborkin.com/images/FI...rger%20600.jpg


and of course, in the bedroom people...well... lets just say i found my THRILLS ON HAMBURGER HILL...
http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertai.../hamburger.jpg


anyway,
we'll be letting everyone know about the wedding details later.


thank you.

Nice laugh there. :) If that second to last pic, is a real hamburger costume. I want one! Reminds me of a tv show called Doug I used to watch 5 + years ago. One episode he dressed up as a giant hamburger mascot, and a dog stole his pants. :P

Hail Bundy!

This is a restraining order.
http://www.courttv.com/trials/baseba...gif/order1.gif

Sure we've had maybe four magic moments
although the last one was really all about RW.
http://www.cs.princeton.edu/~rywang/mm4/icons4/mm4.jpg

But the TFP prom is coming up and I want to explore my options.
I heard it just might be a...
http://www.paperpen.com/zombieprom/pics/logo.gif

I know, I know, I know, I just punched you in the chest and ripped your still-beating heart out and held it to your face.

Can we still be friends?
Except for those nights when I drink too much and show up ready to roll.
-GH

How did I miss this?
Fighting already too.
Funny stuff.

Have you told Hammy about the beet root and fried egg thing yet?