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Squid
Location: USS George Washington
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http://www.snopes.com/photos/toronto.asp
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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does that last line say "a conditional honorarium" or "bonorarium"? hehehehe
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Amplitude Modulator
Location: US
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Geez, you guys are always so serious, this is Tilted NONSENSE!
non·sense ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nnsns, -sns) n. Words or signs having no intelligible meaning: a message that was nonsense until decoded. Subject matter, behavior, or language that is foolish or absurd. Extravagant foolishness or frivolity: a clown's exuberant nonsense. Matter of little or no importance or usefulness: a chatty letter full of gossip and nonsense. Insolent talk or behavior; impudence: wouldn't take any nonsense from the children. As in Tilted Bullshit
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Invisible
Location: tentative, at best
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Hah - one of the first porn stories I ever read had this as part of the plot. Seems some hottie got splooged on in a bukkake party, and awoke to find all her wrinkles and complexion problems disappeared.
So she started a business selling facial creme, with - you guessed it - as the major ingredient. Of course, being a porn story, they needed a source for the stuff, so they hired a bunch of beautiful "collectors" and paid men to have their semen extracted. To add some realism to it, if I recall, the men got $20 for a handjob, but only $10 for a blowjob. <i>Sigh</i> . . . I miss that book.
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