Now for some light reading...
 

Just thought i'd share my lunchtime with everyone...

Started off normal, went home and downloaded a couple of songs while i had lunch. Then went down the main street to go to the bank, and buy an OGH (Old Guy's Hat) for tomorrow's golf tournament.

Walked into the bank, up to the help desk. As i walk up to Jane (hot chick that was 2 years below me at high school) i remember how i kissed her once at a party, but parried her calls because i was more interested in her skinnier twin sister. Jane now looks like she's still 18 and is sitting at about a 9.2/10. I cry inside. Then i walk up to her and call her Catherine, her sisters name. Goodsy.

I then walk into Target looking for an OGH. I walk past Wilko's (one of my mates) wife and say "G'day Toni", remembering as soon as she passes that her name is Jody.

Fuck, two from two, I'm heating up.

Then, as I'm walking out of Target i walk past Embryo's (another mate from school) wife and say "G'day Jodi", and then screw my face up as i realise her name is Kelli.

I'm on fire. I only have 3 mates from my year who are married, and i just called two of their wives the wrong name. I hope my other married mates' wife Cindy hasn't driven down from Maroochydore (1500kms away) today...

I am a spastic. That is all.

sounds fun, Bones.
fuck.
Meridae'n

I like apples. I mean, oranges.