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07-16-2003, 10:10 AM
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Location: Sydney
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On the road with "Truckload of Bitch".
Follow "Truckload of Bitch" on their national concert tour of Australia.
(With many thanks to Bones for the inspiration) 10% of all roileties will be donated to the charity of your choice. This much anticipated concert tour comes on the back of two successful singles from the forthcoming but yet untitled first album. Coincidently,fans have been asked to offer suggestions as to a name for the album. "Kouk Phreekz","Hot Puppy Lovestick","Buttcheese" and "9 Inch Worm Makes Own Food"have all been offered but nothing yet has been confirmed. SO COME ALONG FOR THE RIDE ON THE "GUT FULL OF SCOTCH" TOUR. The band lineup is: Lead vocals: Rusty Coit Lead guitar: Ned Kelly Bass guitar: Reg Regan Percussion: Bob Downe Horns: Trent Drums: Sandra Scully ................................................................................................................................................... So we're on our way to the lovely regional township called Wagga Wagga to play our first gig at the senior citizens community hall. The Koala sprint has begun. Plenty of "Groupies" were in attendance as we got onto the bus to embark on the tour.  Although some were distressed by the whole event  Others cast a good luck spell on our drummer.  The bus was delayed however due to Rusty having to convince this Lady that she could not come with us.(Why it took him four hours though is beyond us).  So on with the journey. LET THERE BE ROCK FIRST SINGLE (A reworked tune by AC/DC) TFP Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi. See me ride out of the sunset On your V Rod 2003 Out for all that I can get Takin cheerios with me Nikki to the left of me And bundy to the right Ain’t got no gun Ain’t got no knife But don’t you start no fight Chorus: ’cause we're TFP. We're dynamite TFP. and we'll win the fight TFP. we're a power load TFP. watch us explode We're dirty, glean,and mighty meanSpleen We're a Roilet can Public enemy number one Peetster understands So lock up your daughter's Lock up your wife Lock up your back door And run for your life Meridae’n is also back in town Don’t you mess us a’round Chorus TFP. oi, oi, oi TFP. oi, oi, oi TFP. oi, oi, oi TFP. oi, oi, oi TFP. oi We're dynamite (oi, oi) TFP. oi, And we'll win the fight, TFP. A power load TFP. Watch us explode! SECOND RELEASE (WE LIKE AC/DC OK) "It’s a Long Way to the shops if you want a sausage roll". Ridin’ down the highway Goin’ to a show Stop in all the by-ways Eatin sausage rolls Gettin’ robbed Gettin’ stoned Gettin’ beat up Broken Bones? Gettin’ had Gettin’ took I tell you folks It’s harder than it looks It’s a long way to the shops If you wanna sausage roll It’s a long way to the shops If you wanna sausage roll If you think it’s easy doin’ one night stands Try eatin from the hot dog stand It’s a long way to the shops If you wanna sausage roll Hotel, motel Make you wanna cry Only got cold pies? Know the reason why Gettin’ old Gettin’ grey Gettin’ ripped off Under-paid Gettin’ sold Second hand That’s how it goes Eatin with the band It’s a long way to the shops If you wanna sausage roll It’s a long way to the shops If you wanna sausage roll If you wanna get a Giant hamburger instead Look out it’s rough and mean It’s a long way to the shops If you wanna sausage roll It’s a long way to the shops If you wanna sausage roll It’s a long way to the shops If you wanna sausage roll Well, it’s a long way It’s a long way, (they tell me) It’s a long way, such a long way
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07-16-2003, 10:19 AM
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Essen meine kurze Hosen
Location: NY Burbs
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Oh man, Cchris, this fuckin' cracked me up. Loved the traveling Rocky Horror Picture Show pics. Loved the lyrics. And 'Rusty Coit' on lead vocals. Fuckin' funny. Great job!
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07-17-2003, 06:24 AM
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Location: Tokyo
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this is brilliant.
being a groupie of Truckload of Bitch - i just wanted to let y´all know that in the photo in front of the bus, i´m the nude guy standing behind Chris (in the wheelchair...haha). Meri is the one in his undies on the end. man... that was one hell of a night... i had a camera with me... so i thought it would be appropriate to show everyone a groupies point of view during one night on the road with Truckload of Bitch... well, heres a pic of Meri before the Wagga gig...  (notice his clothes are still on) now, heres a picture of some people who saw us following the band around and invited us to their ´pre-concert´ piss-up...  great people, although that guy in the purple boa seemed to want to give us presents in exchange for free backdoor entry. heres the bands main roadie...  he´s a little strange - but he hooks everyone up, so its all ok. he even hooked Meri and me up with these hotties...  they were damn fine girls, but we just got too drunk to talk to them after that, and we missed our chance. we couldn´t take any photos of the band actually playing, but i managed this pic...  i don´t know who it is, but at the time, i don´t think i even knew who i was. i think i was falling over when i took that one... probably dancing too hard to the Sausage Roll song. after that... it got a little messy... too much vodka, esp for Meri...  woah...keep it down man... after that, there weren´t too many pictures...except this one... uh i don´t know what this is...  well, there you go...so much fun!!! TRUCKLOAD OF BITCH FOREVER!!!!
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07-18-2003, 10:21 AM
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Junkie
Location: Sydney
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Tour update:
The boys have released a sound-bite for the fans and just like the tour,it is long and arduous. Typically though, It is well worth the effort.(3 regs) SING SONG After congratulating the powerball winner the lad's did a runner. We had to make a fast getaway due to commitments in Perth so away we go again. (We didn't pay the bill for grog drunk) Rusty was a bit dissapointed that he had to leave behind the girl of his dreams. (She hid herself on the bus). I politely fucked her. (Off that is). Tension has now become apparent between Reg and (Sandra) (aka) x philes, Scully and they remain locked in "Knock knock" on the door, Err, sorry guys. Meanwhile, I need to keep the band focused. Perth will test us out.
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