YzermanS19

I have assigned myself the first and only TFP Psychologist.

In order to determine the sanity of the tilted forum project, I must have each one of you willing subjects lay back on my couch of crazy-people and answer this question:

What do you see in this classic Rorschach Test??




I'll determine if your crazy or not by your answer. Then post other tests along the way.

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

Fly

i see penetration and i looks like it hurts too.

what do i win?

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Miranda

someone with a turkey on their head...giving birth too....a turkey....

are you looking forward to sessions with me!?

YzermanS19

flyman- you win a convertable, but you have to pick it up from my office.

Miranda- close, but no cigar. I think you may have a turkey phobia. I think you *could* get away with murder and claim insanity. Just say the turkeys made you do it.

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

maximusveritas

Hey, I thought there were no right or wrong answers to these things. What kind of psychologist are you?

YzermanS19

You're in denial. Its a classic manic-depressive response.

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

TerresqueÜ

I see a monk meditating.


Am I nuts?

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Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

troit

I see a woman lying at the end of a bed with her legs spread and a gentleman standing over her, gingerly inserting himself...

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I've yet to dephile myself...

Junchbailey

All I ever see in those is butterflies.

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Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days

SexyCat

i see a frog

rockogre

An Armidillo having a ham sandwich, and a Japanese beer, Kirin I think, while meditating on the meaning of Zen.

So, am I close???

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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

YzermanS19

Lets see.

I think the preliminary question is over. Most of you are nuts to do active therapy.

Rockogore.....your off the hook. You're 100% sane.

I'm prescribing electroshock therapy, prozac, and green tea for the rest of you. Then we'll begin therapy.

Anyone want to do hypnosis?

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

Go_AVS

The image looks like a distaught Red Wings fan whose team got swept in the first round.


I might end up needing an image for me tomorrow if the AVS blow there 3-1 advantage in game 7 tonight.

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MIA...

Somenosuke

I see that chick who sang in the opera in The Fifth Element with black pasties over her boobies, and a big splotchy penis. No, really. That's what I see.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

ariekitten

i didn't see anything in that...till someone said penetration

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~Vash, Trigun

>'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

zf0enix

I see a woman opening her mouth for the money-shot. And a penis trying to pass a HUGE kidney stone. Ouch

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One step closer to the edge...

uncle phil

whatever it is, it used to be folded in half, or someone is holding up a mirror in the middle of it, or rockogre spilled his ham sandwich and beer on it, or.....

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

phaulb

classic misionary position

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always have a plan b

laughter

I see a psych major with too much time on his hands at work

Oh, and a screaming face dead centre.

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"Laughter is nothing else but a sudden glory arising from some sudden conception of some eminency in ourselves, by comparison with the infirmity of others, or with our own formerly."
-Thomas Hobbes

YzermanS19

Funny thing is, I'm not a Psych major

Interesting comments by the rest of you though.

*scribbles something down on his notepad*

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

Go_AVS

I now think it looks like a distraught AVS fan.


Has anyone seen Hejduk?

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MIA...

YzermanS19

Did AVS lose last night? Ouch

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

JStrider

I see to big breasted women jumping away from each other backwards off a water fountain....

what does it mean?

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-=JStrider=-

~Clatto Verata Nicto

Fly

yup......he's on the golf course with the rest of the avs.

he steviey,maybe the avs could use some hypnosis.hehehehehe

i'll go for the hypnosis myself eh.watta ya' got for me?

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

YzermanS19

Download some brainwave generators, close your eyes, and stare at the screen. Don't do this if you have epilepsy.

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

rockogre

Heee, heee, heee, fooled another one, heee, heee, heee, monkeys ate my brain, hee, heee, heee, monkeys ate my brain, heee, heee, heee, hic, heee.......................

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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

cdwonderful

Red Skelton having oral sex, will I need a session?

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Never try to teach a pig to whistle
it wastes your time,
and annoys the pig.....

SpoilSport

I see a rabbit which has been reduced to an amorphous, gelatinous muck composed of gore, dirt and the occassional pebble... Yet his face is still puzzlingly identifiable, no matter how many times I run my bike tire over it.

(Too many games/books/movies of the horror genre, perhaps?)

YzermanS19

cdwonderful- hate to say it, but i prescribe sex with a supermodel for you. Red Skelton is waaaaaaaay too low to have sex with.

Spoilsport- Your 100% normal. Thats actually what I see too.

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

bobmsmythe

a cat.
Bob

RenegadeSoul

someone with big breasts chained to a wall, that or some ink splatters.

BubblegumTeflon

"You wanna know what I really see?


A dog with its head split open."

BubblegumTeflon

Hey didn't mean to scare everybody, it was just a clever reference. . .

YzermanS19

Clever reference to what?

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

BubblegumTeflon

Rorscach in Watchmen, the second interview with the psychiatrist.

YzermanS19

Never saw it.

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

BubblegumTeflon

It's a comic book silly.

YzermanS19

Oh....my bad. I think you need some electroshock therapy.

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

eyeronic

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You are the crazy one eye-zerman. You shouldn't be posting this sick sick stuff.

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I hold with those that favor fire.

YzermanS19

I like the play-by-play eyeronic........your sane!

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly