MacGnG

One-Liners, Mini - Jokes, Geeky Sigs, Proverbs, love, life, Pick-Up Lines

ascii sigs too

here's some:
We don't swim in your urinals. Please don't pee in our pool.

Written on cubicle wall in two parts: What's worse, Ignorance or Apathy? I Don't know and I don't care!

Have fun

post good ones....

on my beer cap (really): have no fear your beer is right here

Fly

anyone can piss on the floor.....be a hero and shit on the ceiling.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Meridae'n

I once pissed on a roof to win a bet...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

bundy

i have friends who enjoyed ´long-bomb´ shitting into the bowl from the top of the stall.
so i guess thats almost shitting from the ceiling.

i also have friends who when they are at the bar of a pub just piss against the bar instead of going to the toilet. filthy individuals.

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Ohayo!!!

MrFlux

Welcome to our OOL. Notice there is no P in it, please keep it that way.

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flux (n.)
Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

laxative

i once shit in the back seat of some girl's parked car. on a hot day.

pissing under the bar is just gross.

Meridae'n

I've seen it a million times, along with pissing on a hotdog vendor's wall as they're ordering...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

MacGnG

i dont swim your urinal, so dont pee in my pool

rat

<snip from Super Troopers>

Liscense and registration

[goes for liscense]

zippppppp

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[looks up]

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

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