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One-Liners, Mini - Jokes, Geeky Sigs, Proverbs, love, life, Pick-Up Lines

ascii sigs too

here's some:
We don't swim in your urinals. Please don't pee in our pool.

Written on cubicle wall in two parts: What's worse, Ignorance or Apathy? I Don't know and I don't care!

Have fun

post good ones....

on my beer cap (really): have no fear your beer is right here

anyone can piss on the floor.....be a hero and shit on the ceiling.

I once pissed on a roof to win a bet...

i have friends who enjoyed ´long-bomb´ shitting into the bowl from the top of the stall.
so i guess thats almost shitting from the ceiling.

i also have friends who when they are at the bar of a pub just piss against the bar instead of going to the toilet. filthy individuals.

Welcome to our OOL. Notice there is no P in it, please keep it that way.

i once shit in the back seat of some girl's parked car. on a hot day.

pissing under the bar is just gross.

I've seen it a million times, along with pissing on a hotdog vendor's wall as they're ordering...

i dont swim your urinal, so dont pee in my pool

<snip from Super Troopers>

Liscense and registration

[goes for liscense]

zippppppp

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[looks up]

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.