It's 4.00pm, where are your children? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

rat · 07-15-2003, 01:01 PM

Mine are in the deep fryer

Munku · 07-15-2003, 01:04 PM

I don't have any.

rat · 07-15-2003, 01:04 PM

well, there's always the double boiler, but I figured I'd hold that in reserve

Minx · 07-15-2003, 01:05 PM

Running with scissors.....

is that wrong? Just kidding!

rat · 07-15-2003, 01:06 PM

it's stitch. solely because his entire purpose for being was wanton destruction and mayhem

rat · 07-15-2003, 01:11 PM

no....that's won-ton destruction

rat · 07-15-2003, 01:15 PM

nope, i'm the one on stage being hung by his mic cord

teknophile · 07-15-2003, 01:28 PM

I dunno, but in about 20 minutes they'll be firing up a fatty

crow_daw · 07-15-2003, 02:03 PM

I've already forgotten what the hell this thread is about.

Ah yes, children. They stink of filth.

CCHSDawg · 07-15-2003, 03:16 PM

Where MY children are?

I threw them away like trash after the mess they made...Lord knows how much money they've cost me in clothing alone.

Ogre840 · 07-15-2003, 03:26 PM

guess half in my sack, half in the woman im going to knock up...

"Jesus hates babies"

Meridae'n · 07-15-2003, 03:30 PM

I haven't even got the twinkle in my eye yet...

mirevolver · 07-15-2003, 03:47 PM

No kids. No worries

Fly · 07-15-2003, 04:20 PM

mine are in the pool right now.

they have a couple friends over and....well....they're LOUD man.

MrFlux · 07-15-2003, 05:53 PM

Mine are waiting for me in the future, probably up to no good.

MacGnG · 07-15-2003, 05:58 PM

uh dont have any but im here

grumpyolddude · 07-15-2003, 06:06 PM

mine are in deeeeep shit!

rat · 07-15-2003, 11:24 PM

i dont really have kids. i think bones actually got the point of this thread in his first point. glad it made at least someone chuckle

07-15-2003, 01:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Running with scissors..... is that wrong? Just kidding! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

07-15-2003, 02:03 PM	#9 (permalink)
crow_daw Idolator Location: Vol Country	I've already forgotten what the hell this thread is about. Ah yes, children. They stink of filth. __________________ "We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons

07-15-2003, 03:16 PM	#10 (permalink)
CCHSDawg Upright	Where MY children are? I threw them away like trash after the mess they made...Lord knows how much money they've cost me in clothing alone. Last edited by CCHSDawg; 07-15-2003 at 03:44 PM..

07-15-2003, 03:30 PM	#12 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	I haven't even got the twinkle in my eye yet... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-15-2003, 03:47 PM	#13 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	No kids. No worries __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

07-15-2003, 01:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
teknophile Upright	I dunno, but in about 20 minutes they'll be firing up a fatty

07-15-2003, 03:26 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ogre840 Banned Location: OlyWa	guess half in my sack, half in the woman im going to knock up... "Jesus hates babies"

07-15-2003, 04:20 PM	#14 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	mine are in the pool right now. they have a couple friends over and....well....they're LOUD man. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-15-2003, 05:53 PM	#15 (permalink)
MrFlux Fluxing wildly... Location: Auckland, New Zealand	Mine are waiting for me in the future, probably up to no good. __________________ flux (n.) Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

07-15-2003, 06:06 PM	#17 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	mine are in deeeeep shit! __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard