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 It's 4.00pm, where are your children? Mine are in the deep fryer | 
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 I don't have any. | 
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 well, there's always the double boiler, but I figured I'd hold that in reserve | 
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 Running with scissors..... is that wrong? Just kidding! :lol: | 
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 it's stitch. solely because his entire purpose for being was wanton destruction and mayhem | 
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 no....that's won-ton destruction :p | 
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 nope, i'm the one on stage being hung by his mic cord :) | 
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 I dunno, but in about 20 minutes they'll be firing up a fatty :) | 
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 I've already forgotten what the hell this thread is about. Ah yes, children. They stink of filth. | 
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 Where MY children are? I threw them away like trash after the mess they made...Lord knows how much money they've cost me in clothing alone. | 
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 guess half in my sack, half in the woman im going to knock up... "Jesus hates babies" | 
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 I haven't even got the twinkle in my eye yet... | 
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 No kids.  No worries | 
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 mine are in the pool right now. they have a couple friends over and....well....they're LOUD man. | 
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 Mine are waiting for me in the future, probably up to no good. | 
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 uh  dont have any but im here | 
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 mine are in deeeeep shit! | 
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 i dont really have kids.  i think bones actually got the point of this thread in his first point. glad it made at least someone chuckle ;) | 
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