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*Tries to block using a Martha Stuart toaster coozie, but is knocked down by bullshit guarantees*
*Tries to adhere his combatants to the walls by throwing used tape and post-its that have already been stuck to something else before (not very sticky anymore).* |
Easily defends with public restroom roilet paper
Crushes all opposition with a two month supply of Bloussant. |
Despite the appeal of having a firmer fuller bosom, shields with promises of great wealth with only a minimal investment.
Counter-attacks with a left-over piece of formica. |
Grabs some stock bought on margin and throws it at you, while being pelted with tiny pieces of formica.
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*Deflects stocks with McDonald's Monopoly Gamepieces.
*Throws collection of <i>21 Jump Street</i> videos. |
I will dive behind my upsidedown Zambonie and lob a lone breast implant at you!
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I'll repel your implant with a voided check and lob a cracked water pitcher at you.
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Deflects the water picter with a grill minus the screen.
Grabs some gray coal and starts chukin it. |
....no match for the pantyhose i'm wearing.....
*ohh shit....did i say that out loud?* returns with a dual pointed toothpick that has had one side chewed on. |
ha, bouces weakly off my 'Beijing for 2000' banner.
I then throw a pan of my girlfriend's lasagne at you (and it's gunna hurt!) |
Ahah! The lasagna bounces harmlessly off of my Max Payne mouse pad (which is being used with one of those mice that have the ball on top).
In retaliation, I hurl a free Hatebreed DVD completely covered in styrofoam peanut directly at your skull! Hah! I can see you now, trying to pull a horrible advertising ploy out of your skull... |
throws: optical mouse at your mousepad
holds up: anna nicole smith to block |
I think holding Anna Nicole Smith would automatically take you out of the game, my friend.
Because you'd be dead. Just so we're all clear on that. |
hides behind empty milk cartons
uses VZ-300 to launch hacking attack |
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