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uncle phil · 07-21-2003, 03:52 AM

fre is a few bees short of a hive...

Fremen · 07-21-2003, 04:14 AM

unc. p. is a couple o' balls short of a rack.

aus5tin · 07-21-2003, 12:01 PM

Fremen is a few fedykin short of an elite guard...

Pheatius · 07-21-2003, 01:04 PM

aus5tin is one execution short of a Texas penal system...

Meridae'n · 07-21-2003, 03:25 PM

Pheatius is one ring short of a marriage proposal...

rat · 07-21-2003, 04:22 PM

Meridae'n is a couple Yes-men short of a presidential cabinet.

Meridae'n · 07-21-2003, 06:19 PM

rat is a couple of gay jokes short of the Smurfs

pr0f3n · 07-21-2003, 06:59 PM

meridae'n is a few lisps short of a gay rights parade

HamiC · 07-21-2003, 07:11 PM

pr0f3n is a few shields (and Romans) short of a testudo

Fremen · 07-21-2003, 10:06 PM

HamiC is a few valves short of a "Freedom" Horn.

Meridae'n · 07-22-2003, 02:56 AM

Fremen is a couple of inbreds short of a hoe-down

uncle phil · 07-22-2003, 04:51 AM

mer is a couple scoops shy of a cone...

Gortexfogg · 07-22-2003, 06:31 AM

Uncle phil is a few old ladys short of a tea party

Pheatius · 07-22-2003, 09:52 AM

Gortexfogg is a few corrupt politicians short of a government.

pr0f3n · 07-22-2003, 10:03 AM

Phaetius is a few break-ups short of a Cure fan club membership

aus5tin · 07-22-2003, 12:34 PM

pr0f3n is a few fleas short of an infestation.

Meridae'n · 07-23-2003, 02:05 AM

aus5tin is a couple of peas short of a beer shit...

Xell101 · 07-23-2003, 02:11 AM

Tim is a few inches short of a yard stick.

zubrei · 07-23-2003, 05:41 AM

Xell101 is a few lap dances short of being experienced.

aus5tin · 07-23-2003, 11:35 AM

zubrei is a few slaps short of an obedient ho...

uncle phil · 07-23-2003, 04:18 PM

tex is a few quotients shy of intelligence...

numberfive · 07-23-2003, 04:19 PM

Phil is a few orgasms short of the record.

bobsonite · 07-23-2003, 04:31 PM

numberfive is a couple screen doors short of a submarine.

grumpyolddude · 07-23-2003, 05:30 PM

bobsonite is a couple gills shy of a bushel.

pr0f3n · 07-23-2003, 08:30 PM

ol' G is a hair shy of a Rastafarian gone bad

uncle phil · 07-24-2003, 12:45 PM

prof is about three feathers short of the whole bird...

grumpyolddude · 07-24-2003, 08:37 PM

Uncle phil is a coupla bushel baskets shy of carrying a tune.

Meridae'n · 07-24-2003, 08:39 PM

Grumpy is a few ashtrays short of a motorbike...

laxative · 07-24-2003, 11:18 PM

Meridae'n is a couple cancerous moles short of an Australian.

Fremen · 07-25-2003, 12:20 AM

laxative is a few holes short of a bowling ball.

aus5tin · 07-25-2003, 09:02 AM

Fremen is a few lanes short of an express way...

uncle phil · 07-25-2003, 12:23 PM

tex is a couple bills shy of a wad...

07-27-2003, 10:29 PM

uncle phil is a few babies short of a California Cheesesteak...

aus5tin · 07-28-2003, 07:27 AM

JohnnyCorpse is a few maggots short of a rotting pile of filth...

Gortexfogg · 07-28-2003, 08:23 AM

aus5tin is a few monks short of a monastery

aus5tin · 07-28-2003, 10:31 AM

G-fogg is a few dreary-ass days short of London...

uncle phil · 07-28-2003, 12:14 PM

tex is a couple laps shy of a dance...

Fremen · 07-28-2003, 01:19 PM

phil is a few cubes short of an ice-tray.

aus5tin · 07-29-2003, 07:08 AM

Fremen is a few cherries shy of a really pretentious new age martini...

HaloLauren · 07-29-2003, 07:10 AM

aus5tin is a few beers short of a case.

07-21-2003, 03:52 AM	#121 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre is a few bees short of a hive... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-21-2003, 04:14 AM	#122 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	unc. p. is a couple o' balls short of a rack. __________________ Google

07-21-2003, 12:01 PM	#123 (permalink)
aus5tin Crazy Location: SWLA	Fremen is a few fedykin short of an elite guard... __________________ You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.

07-21-2003, 03:25 PM	#125 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Pheatius is one ring short of a marriage proposal... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-21-2003, 06:19 PM	#127 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	rat is a couple of gay jokes short of the Smurfs __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-21-2003, 01:04 PM	#124 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	aus5tin is one execution short of a Texas penal system...

07-21-2003, 06:59 PM	#128 (permalink)
pr0f3n Crazy Location: a little to the right	meridae'n is a few lisps short of a gay rights parade __________________ In heaven all the interesting people are missing. Friedrich Nietzsche

07-21-2003, 07:11 PM	#129 (permalink)
HamiC Insane Location: USA	pr0f3n is a few shields (and Romans) short of a testudo

07-21-2003, 10:06 PM	#130 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	HamiC is a few valves short of a "Freedom" Horn. __________________ Google

07-22-2003, 02:56 AM	#131 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Fremen is a couple of inbreds short of a hoe-down __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-22-2003, 04:51 AM	#132 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mer is a couple scoops shy of a cone... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-22-2003, 06:31 AM	#133 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Uncle phil is a few old ladys short of a tea party

07-22-2003, 09:52 AM	#134 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Gortexfogg is a few corrupt politicians short of a government.

07-22-2003, 10:03 AM	#135 (permalink)
pr0f3n Crazy Location: a little to the right	Phaetius is a few break-ups short of a Cure fan club membership __________________ In heaven all the interesting people are missing. Friedrich Nietzsche

07-22-2003, 12:34 PM	#136 (permalink)
aus5tin Crazy Location: SWLA	pr0f3n is a few fleas short of an infestation. __________________ You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.

07-23-2003, 05:30 PM	#144 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	bobsonite is a couple gills shy of a bushel. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-24-2003, 08:37 PM	#147 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Uncle phil is a coupla bushel baskets shy of carrying a tune. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-23-2003, 02:05 AM	#137 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	aus5tin is a couple of peas short of a beer shit... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-23-2003, 02:11 AM	#138 (permalink)
Xell101 Junkie	Tim is a few inches short of a yard stick.

07-23-2003, 05:41 AM	#139 (permalink)
zubrei Tilted Location: England Home of RWC Champions	Xell101 is a few lap dances short of being experienced.

07-23-2003, 11:35 AM	#140 (permalink)
aus5tin Crazy Location: SWLA	zubrei is a few slaps short of an obedient ho... __________________ You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.

07-23-2003, 04:18 PM	#141 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	tex is a few quotients shy of intelligence... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-23-2003, 04:19 PM	#142 (permalink)
numberfive You + Me = Us Location: California dreaming...	Phil is a few orgasms short of the record.

07-23-2003, 04:31 PM	#143 (permalink)
bobsonite Upright	numberfive is a couple screen doors short of a submarine.

07-23-2003, 08:30 PM	#145 (permalink)
pr0f3n Crazy Location: a little to the right	ol' G is a hair shy of a Rastafarian gone bad __________________ In heaven all the interesting people are missing. Friedrich Nietzsche

07-24-2003, 12:45 PM	#146 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	prof is about three feathers short of the whole bird... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-24-2003, 08:39 PM	#148 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Grumpy is a few ashtrays short of a motorbike... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-24-2003, 11:18 PM	#149 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	Meridae'n is a couple cancerous moles short of an Australian.

07-25-2003, 12:20 AM	#150 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	laxative is a few holes short of a bowling ball. __________________ Google

07-25-2003, 09:02 AM	#151 (permalink)
aus5tin Crazy Location: SWLA	Fremen is a few lanes short of an express way... __________________ You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.

07-25-2003, 12:23 PM	#152 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	tex is a couple bills shy of a wad... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-27-2003, 10:29 PM	#153 (permalink)
JohnnyCorpse Guest	uncle phil is a few babies short of a California Cheesesteak...

07-28-2003, 07:27 AM	#154 (permalink)
aus5tin Crazy Location: SWLA	JohnnyCorpse is a few maggots short of a rotting pile of filth... __________________ You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.

07-28-2003, 08:23 AM	#155 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	aus5tin is a few monks short of a monastery

07-28-2003, 10:31 AM	#156 (permalink)
aus5tin Crazy Location: SWLA	G-fogg is a few dreary-ass days short of London... __________________ You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.

07-28-2003, 12:14 PM	#157 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	tex is a couple laps shy of a dance... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-28-2003, 01:19 PM	#158 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	phil is a few cubes short of an ice-tray. __________________ Google