Sion

Meri is a bottle of peroxide short of being a true blonde.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

grumpyolddude

Sion is a few verbal exams away from being a college football star.

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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

Meridae'n

Grumpyolddude is a few good whiskys short of an Exxon containership captain...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

grumpyolddude

Meridae'n is a few ZZZZ's short of a good night's sleep. Me, too!

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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

Meridae'n

grumpyolddude is a few agents short of a matrix...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

cliche

Meridae'n is a few pages short of an extra-long Harry Potter book...

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I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. -- John Cage (1912 - 1992)

rat

cliche is a few platitudes short of their namesake

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Meridae'n

Rat is a couple of seconds memory off a fish...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

uncle phil

mer's boomerang never comes back...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Meridae'n

uncle phil sipped into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching... he's a few mods short of a forum

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

platypus

Mer is a few drops short of an empty bladder.

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

rat

platypus is a few genetic leaps short of evolution

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KWSN

rat is a few Republicans short of the House of Representatives.

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Your arms are broken!

rat

k-dub is a few vowels short of having a name we could pronounce

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KWSN

Rat is a couple biscuits short of a basket

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Your arms are broken!

rat

k-dub's a few jockeys short of a Kentucky Derby

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platypus

rat is one neuron short of a synapse

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

aus5tin

Platy is a few dreds short of a Rasta...

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You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.

platypus

aus5tin is one dimension short of reality

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

rat

bones is one gin and juice short of an album cover

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platypus

rat is a few Bradys short of a bunch

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

rat

platypus is a few schoolgirls short of a lolita site.

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platypus

rat is one wave short of a shipwreck

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

rat

platypus is a few sticks short of a campfire

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platypus

rat is a few screws short of a hardware store

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

rat

platypus is a couple chasers short of a boilermaker

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platypus

rat couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

he's a few grains short of a full charge

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

rat

platypus is a few quotation marks short of a Teddy Roosevelt quote

it's "I wouldn't trust ______ to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel" --- Theodore Roosevelt

and you're a few metric tons of cocaine short of a druglord

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platypus

rat is a few strokes short of a ruined keyboard

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

rat

platypus is a few geese short of a gaggle

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uncle phil

rat is a few feathers shy of a pillow...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

hawkeye

Phil is a few rounds shy of a clip

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You're not fat,
You're just a giant ball
of love, covered in anger.

grumpyolddude

Hawkeye is a left turn short of a NASCAR race.

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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

rat

grumpyolddude is a few farts short of needing depends

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platypus

rat is one bathtub ride with an uncle away from living an 'alternate lifestyle.'

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

rat

I'm a post shy of changing my title

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Gortexfogg

rat is a couple islands short of an archipelago

platypus

Gorte is a few liters of silicone away from a double D.

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

grumpyolddude

Platypus is one meatball short of a Pavorotti impersonator.

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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

Meridae'n

grumpyolddude is a couple of dead whales short or a japanese research vessel...


Edit: spelling...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?