Meridae'n

Don't think the previous poster is quite there? Not the sharpest tool in the shed? Then tell us...

In this game you tell us where the previous poster falls short. A couple of examples are:

- Meridae'n is a couple of beers short of a 6-pack
- cchris is a few cents short of a dollar

Get it?

I'll start:

Bundy is a couple of floats short of a street parade...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

zipper

Meridae'n is a few cards short of a full deck.........

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Meridae'n

zipper is a couple of pixels short of an avatar...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Macheath

Meridae'n is a couple of folds short of an exquisitely folded origami boulder.

uncle phil

mac's elevator doesn't go all the way to the top...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

uncle phil is just one sandwich short of a picnic

Meridae'n

paddyjoe is a few crows short of a murder...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

bundy

Meri is a few pints short of a great night.

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Ohayo!!!

platypus

bundy is a few stubbies short of a carton.

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

Meridae'n

Platypus is a couple of platypii short of a 20 cent coin...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

bundy

Meri is a couple of hookers short of a knock-shop

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Ohayo!!!

platypus

bundy is a few shillings short of a quid.

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

Meridae'n

platypus is a couple marks short of a credit...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

platypus

Meri is one Persian cat short of a super villian

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

platypus

Oh yeah? Well, Bones, you are a few twists short of a slinky. ;-)

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

Loup

platypus is a couple fries short of a Happy Meal

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"If you cannot lift the load off another's back, do not walk away. Try to lighten it."
~ Frank Tyger

platypus

djp is two tacos short of a combination plate

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

Giant Hamburger

Platypus has one missing chromosome

rat

giant hamburger is a few patties short of a Big Mac

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aus5tin

rat's a nice kid, but about as sharp as a bag of wet mice...

he's a few grams short of a dime.

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You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.

uncle phil

5 is a few slices shy of a loaf...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

KWSN

phil is a few holes short of a golf course...

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Your arms are broken!

rat

k-dub is a few slices short of a pastrami sandwich

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KWSN

rat is a few stomachs short of a cow.

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Your arms are broken!

rat

bones is a few ounces of oj short of a gin and juice

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teknophile

Rat is a few football players short of a gangbang in the boys locker room.

BonesCPA

Bones is a few bullets short of a six shooter.

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Back into hibernation.

Meridae'n

BonesCPA is a couple of vampires short of The Lost Boys


btw, KWSN, that cow one was gold!

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

platypus

Meri is a few sheep short of a sweater.

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

cheezhead

Platypus is one ball short of a pair!

meanSpleen

cheezhead is a few corners short of a square.

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Meridae'n

meanSpleen is a couple of scouts short of a jamboree...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

grumpyolddude

Bones is one thread short of a post whore

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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

Fly

grump is a few beers shy of a six-pack

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grumpyolddude

not for long!

flyman's a few feathers short of a boa

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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

Meridae'n

grump is a few feet short of the hard-deck..

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

grumpyolddude

Meridae'n is half a bubble off plumb.

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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

laxative

grumpyolddude is a couple turds short of a clog.

Drider_it

laxative is one oxygen short of a water molecule... all hot air

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It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies.

Meridae'n

Drider is a few pool cleaners short of a porn flick...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?