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The "What Would Jesus Do?" Thong
The "What Would Jesus Do?" Thong
heard about it on Conan, had to check it out and share http://prodtn.cafepress.com/2/3948982_F_tn.jpg $11.99 http://www.cafeshops.com/landover.3682427 Quote:
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I'm waiting for the 'what would Jesus do' <a href="http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_232.html">merkin</a>.
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Check out Fremen's avatar then...
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/avatar....ine=1058000522 Close enough! |
Jesus would hit it.
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Is there a WWJD Marble Sack?
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Bob: I really want to kick that cat over there. Hmmm, WWJD?
Jesus: I'd just kick the cat at then forgive myself. I'm Jesus for Fucks sake |
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I don't know what Jesus would do, but I know what Brian Boitano would do.
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics Skating for the gold He did two Sao Kow's and a triple lutz While wearing a blind fold. |
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You have to find your faith where you can. ;)
He would understand. |
Wow bones, I have the most fucked up image in my head right now.:eek:
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saw it before at www.landoverbaptist.org it is hillarious
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that made gave me my daily belly laugh. thanks what a great piece of clothing... |
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...hey there was nothing in the Bible that said he was any good in bed. |
Does anyone else think they would have a difficult time maintaining an erection in the presence of our lord, Jesus Christ?
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Oh I am sure Jesus wouldn't like that a bit. If I was banging some broad and she yelled out my dads name.......... eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww |
I guess this means that Jesus is fucking cool. Plus this brings new meaning to communion (this is my body, take this in remembrance of me). but don't pass the cup around, (this is my blood, drink this in remembrance of me), I'm not ready for that blood. But it does cover the well of life, where every man can achieve immortality through his seed.
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Well, it could be worse
You could be using a Jesus shaped dildo. http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.html People are just strange. |
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