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sadistikdreams 07-16-2003 09:35 PM

they a-call me a-the a-winnah

MrFlux 07-16-2003 09:38 PM

hey it's been reopened

sadistikdreams 07-16-2003 09:42 PM

WIN!

Stiltzkin 07-16-2003 09:44 PM

I am clearly still winning.

sadistikdreams 07-16-2003 09:52 PM

nope. sorry.

Stiltzkin 07-16-2003 10:13 PM

I don't see what the point is of anyone else posting, because in the end, when I post, I'll be the one winning. Seriously people, c'mon... :D :thumbsup:

crow_daw 07-17-2003 12:20 AM

Yeah, this is really cheap, and its prolly pissin mods off, but oh well, crow_daw TAKES THE LEAD!

Meridae'n 07-17-2003 12:40 AM

To use a strictly Aussie term:

"I'm letting that last one go through to Gilchrist"

Win I...

spacecowboy 07-17-2003 12:58 AM

what do I win

Midlandmadman 07-17-2003 02:52 AM

nothing................. cause I am winning!!!!

cchris 07-17-2003 03:57 AM

I promise to win only once

Honest

Fremen 07-17-2003 04:33 AM

you thought you were........til I won!!

A-ha-ha!

rockogre 07-17-2003 04:40 AM

You're all deluded.

paddyjoe 07-17-2003 05:09 AM

Everyone knows that you approach something like this with a gameplan.
I'm gonna lurk and lurk and lurk and lurk and lurk and lurk and lurk and lurk and lurk some more, UNTIL:

This will force all of you unprepared people out of action
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Then I win!

Pyrate 07-17-2003 05:41 AM

Oh well. All your previous posts have been in vain...

Bbut don't worry; I will remember you all in my victory speech(es)!!!

:p

Taliesin 07-17-2003 06:07 AM

Victory!

Bob Biter 07-17-2003 08:40 AM

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass.

True story. He had to go to a doctor to get it out. It was on the news and was pretty embarassing for my family and all. But then he went out and did it again. Different cat, but same story, complete with a trip to the hospital.

Then last week I see him at the pet store buying another cat and I says to him: "Jesus, Walter, what the hell are you doing? You know you're just gonna get that cat stuck up your ass again, so why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me: "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"

My cousin's a weird guy...


*This post courtesy of the great Kevin Smith movie "Mall Rats" and brought to you by your winner and still champion: Bob Biter.*

Troublebot 07-17-2003 09:03 AM

Did you all miss me?

I win!

And Bob, thanks for the Mallrats quote, anytime I get to read some Kevin Smith, it's a good day.

mtsgsd 07-17-2003 09:31 AM

You are are LOOOOOSSSSERRRs!

Well, until you post again anyway.

petergriffin24 07-17-2003 09:33 AM

done

BBtB 07-17-2003 10:14 AM

God damnit. I don't believe I have ever seen a thread grow so fast. And I win.

rockogre 07-17-2003 10:32 AM

Ha!

rat 07-17-2003 10:37 AM

no one wins while i'm around

Troublebot 07-17-2003 10:44 AM

Except, of course, me.

Good to see you back Rat!

I'm winning.

rat 07-17-2003 10:44 AM

not hardly troublebot. and that's it, I'm back!

paddyjoe 07-17-2003 10:50 AM

you guys' wrists feelin ok?




I win

rat 07-17-2003 10:51 AM

not hardly paddy

Troublebot 07-17-2003 10:56 AM

Hell Paddy, I'm down to typing with my nose.

It's a hard earned win.

Stiltzkin 07-17-2003 11:09 AM

You guys just don't get it, do you? I'm still winning :D

Drider_it 07-17-2003 11:21 AM

lol does this nonsense count for our post number count too?

and no i didnt win .. but

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Bob Biter 07-17-2003 11:56 AM

- For years, in this industry, whenever a black comic book character, hero or villain, was introduced into the mainstream, they were SLAPPED with racist names, which singled them out as negroes. Now, my book, "White Hatin' Coon", doesn't have any of that bullshit. The character's name is Moleekwa and he's descendant from the African tribe who established the first civilisation on the planet, while all you European motherfuckers were still hiding in caves all afraid of the sun and shit. He's a positive role-model, that a young black reader can look up to. 'Cuz I'm here to tell ya: the chickens is coming home to roost y'all. We will no longer be relegated to the back of the sci-fi theme, we keeping it real; and we're gonna get respect by any means necessary.

- Ah, come on, that's a bunch of horseshit! What about Landau Kalrisian! He got to fly the Millenium Falcon, what's the matter with you?!

- Who said that?

- I did. I think that Landau Kalrisian is a positive role-model in the realm of sci-fi fantasy.

- YO! FUCK LANDAU KALRISIAN! Uncle Tom nigger... Always some white boy gotta bring up the holy trilogy. But Star Wars is just another way that the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit: you got cracker farmboy Luke Skywalker (nazi poster boy - blond hair, blue eyes) and then, you got Darth Vader, the blackest motherfucker in the universe, nubian god!...

- What's a nubian?

- SHUT THE FUCK UP! Now, Darth Vader's cool, he down with the force and all of that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a lightsaber and decides he's gonna run the fucking universe. Gets a whole CLAN of white folks and they gone and bust up Vader's hood the Death Star, now WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CALL THAT???

- Intergalactic civil war?

- GENTRIFICATION!!! They trying to get rid of the black element to make the universe "safe" for white folk. And "Jedi" is the most insulting installment, when Darth Vader's beautiful black visage is SULLIED, when Luke pulls of his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man. THEY TRYING TO TELL US THAT DEEP INSIDE WE ALL WANTS TO BE WHITE!!!

- Well isn't that true?

- [cocks gun fires] "BLACK RAGE! BLACK RAGE! I KILL ANY OF YOU WHITE FUCKS I LAY MY MOTHERFUCKING EYES ON!!!"



- "What's a nubian..." Bitch, you almost made me laugh.

- What about you? I didn't know you were gonna yell "black rage", I nearly pissed myself.



*I rule both Kevin Smith quotes and this pathetic thread. I am the conceited nerd all other strive to be, but never will achieve.*

*Furthermore, I win.*

rockogre 07-17-2003 12:02 PM

Not likely.

GSRIDER 07-17-2003 01:02 PM

I'm sneakin in here and no one will notice that I've stolen rockogre's glory... now if only I could get a ride on that norton of his.

Bob Biter 07-17-2003 01:04 PM

Likely.

GSRIDER 07-17-2003 01:27 PM

Shhh

Troublebot 07-17-2003 01:28 PM

Yo, bumrush the thread.

I win.

Sen 07-17-2003 01:42 PM

I'm sure I won't win, but I'm in first place right now!!!

MacGnG 07-17-2003 02:02 PM

we're all wieners, uh winners, yea

Loup 07-17-2003 02:41 PM

Everybody Dance now ...
Everybody Dance now ...
Give me the music
Give me the music
Everybody Dance now ...
Everybody Dance now ...
Yeah ... Yeah ... Yeah
Everybody Dance now ...
Yeah ... Yeah ... Yeah
Everybody Dance now ...

Here is the doe, back with the bass
The jam is live in effect and I don't waste time
Or the mike if it don't rhyme
Jump to the rhythm jump jump to the rhythm jump
And I'm here to provide
Peace and lyrics to make your shake your pants
Take a chance, come on and dance
Guys grab a girl, don't wait, make a whirl
It's your world and I'm just a swirl
Trying to get a nut to move your butt
To the dance floor, so yo what's up
Hands in the air, Come on say yeah,
everybody over here everybody over there
the crowd is live and I feel this groove
Party people in the house
Move ... (Let your mind)
Move ... (Put me online)

(Chorus)

Come on let's sweat, baby
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you
Sweat, sweat
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you
Everybody dance now ...
Da da da da
da da da da
da da da da, da da da
da da da da, da da da
la da da da
la da da da
dum da dum da dum
everybody dance now

Pause take a breath go for yours
On my command now hit the dance floors
I'm gonna make you sweat till you bleed
Is that ... enough, indeed
I pay the price, control the dice
I'm more precise, to a point I'm nice
The music takes control, your heart and soul
Oh, your body is free and a whole
Dance till you can't dance
Till you can't dance no more
Get on the floor and get warm
Then come back and upside down
Easy now, let me see ya
Move ... (Let your mind)
Move ... (Put me online)
The music is my life ...
everybody dance now ...
everybody dance now ...
everybody dance now ...
everybody ...

(Repeat Chorus)

grumpyolddude 07-17-2003 02:48 PM

Um, no. Not time to post yet.

grumpyolddude 07-17-2003 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sadistikdreams
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I WON THE LAST THREAD!
Um, I just posted to the original. Guess that means thet *I* have now won them both!

NetterButter 07-17-2003 04:00 PM

BoO! Scared ya all away! :)

Fly 07-17-2003 04:12 PM

when will you all learn that I....FLYMAN am the WINNER....


*steps outside to have a celebration with his good friend JAY*

MrFlux 07-17-2003 04:12 PM

*cowers*

Cybo 07-17-2003 07:27 PM

do I?

MrFlux 07-17-2003 07:28 PM

Hold on, I'm going to have to check my list.

Batman976 07-17-2003 07:44 PM

Victory is mine!

rat 07-17-2003 08:43 PM

i'm half-drunk and i STILL realize you fail to win

NetterButter 07-17-2003 08:47 PM

Hark! I am zee winna!

Stiltzkin 07-17-2003 11:38 PM

This is childish on many levels, but I am still winning, just like last time I posted. :thumbsup:

KellyC 07-18-2003 12:42 AM

sorry to disapoint U......as I will be too

meanSpleen 07-18-2003 12:50 AM

... only because everyone else posted in here.

gxman 07-18-2003 12:53 AM

_

myMHz 07-18-2003 01:01 AM

Now I have won!......

gxman 07-18-2003 01:12 AM

_

MrFlux 07-18-2003 02:10 AM

Wicked cool.

Peetster 07-18-2003 02:13 AM

I'm Winni...

ah, what's the use.

cliche 07-18-2003 02:37 AM

Someone should let a rookie win ;)

MrFlux 07-18-2003 02:46 AM

Or not.

Loup 07-18-2003 03:43 AM

:suave:

paddyjoe 07-18-2003 04:15 AM

I'm still lurking!





(i win)

rockogre 07-18-2003 05:28 AM

Granorp!

Troublebot 07-18-2003 05:38 AM

Rock, you can't win with nonsense!

You have to finesse this thread.

Now I'm winning.

rockogre 07-18-2003 06:12 AM

The concept of Pi, an irrational number, has been calculated and explored throughout history from biblical times to the present. The Chinese calculated Pi and their value was used for a thousand years. One mathematician calculated Pi to 35 places and had it inscribed on his epitaph. With the advent of the computer, Pi has been calculated to over six billion decimal places. Whether it is of historical significance, mathematical importance or a personal goal, Pi has universal appeal.

Yeah. well take that!

Troublebot 07-18-2003 06:17 AM

Rock, I didn't understand a dang thing you just said, but I must admit you were winning there for a while.

Now, I am.

Fremen 07-18-2003 06:33 AM

Then I stepped into the leaders' position.

I am winning! DEAL!

rockogre 07-18-2003 07:39 AM

Many common chemicals undergo exothermic reactions. For example, simply dissolving sodium hydroxide (NaOH) in water produces enough heat that if this is not done carefully it could melt a plastic container! Our entry on oxidation has an example of an even more exothermic reaction.
The heat that a chemical reaction gives off can quickly heat the surrounding area (or rest of the chemicals in the container) to very high temperature. As temperature increases, the rate of chemical reactions generally increases as well. Thus, once an exothermic reaction begins, it can quickly "run away" -- accelerating its rate because of the heat produced. This can be especially dangerous if the material reaches its flash point or autoignition temperature, at which point a fire or explosion could occur.

Therefore, it is very important to know when a chemical reaction can generate excess heat and to take appropriate measures to deal with this. Examples include slow mixing, using a cooling bath or avoiding that reaction. Most mixtures of incompatible chemicals involve violently rapid exothermic reactions.

Troublebot 07-18-2003 07:46 AM

Rock is kickin' the knowledge

but I still win.

rockogre 07-18-2003 08:01 AM

Excerpt from The Psychology of Motivation
By Denis Waitey
Focusing on Positive Motivations

There's nothing wrong with competition when it's employed in a friendly manner to push one another to greater heights. But too often, people today associate rivalry with aggression and find it difficult to conceive of competition that doesn't escalate into a free-for-all, with benches in opposing dugouts pouring onto the mound as they do in major league baseball every week or so. There will always be a place for competition, in athletics, business, and life. But what must change is the spirit that turns the mere acquisition of points into the number one goal.

When the extrinsic motivation of competition becomes the basis for our motivation, it drives us away from self-knowledge and self-discovery. This is what over-competitiveness shares with fear of failure. Both are misplaced motivations, distracting our attention from the big dreams and goals of self-actualization. When we are worried about beating other people, we can't focus on developing our own potential. We become outer-directed, instead of inner-inspired

Remember that all motivations arise from the same source: the desire to be satisfied with yourself. Even fear of failure, in its most basic form, masks a desire to feel good about ourselves - competitiveness also derives from the need for self-esteem.

So the roots of even these motivations are quite sound. They are present in all of us to some degree. How we frame our desires and how we define the benefits we expect to receive will determine what drives us forward and how far it will take us.

By focusing on positive, healthy motivations and letting the more negative ones pass, you can purify the source of your imaginative power. The longer you work on it, the easier it will be to frame your motivation toward intrinsic and positive achievement.

I will sacrifice my self to winning for the good of the rest of you. No further posts are necessary.

BonesCPA 07-18-2003 08:32 AM

I take the lead, which undoubtedly will lead to Rock spouting more wisdom.

Troublebot 07-18-2003 08:35 AM

man, I was gonna concede to Rock, 'cause he's doing a bang-up job, but now that someone else messed it up...

I win.

rockogre 07-18-2003 08:53 AM

I heard that you could not win with nonsense so I tried to up the class of the postings.

Ergo

hys-ter-e-sis:
n [NL, fr. Gk hysteresis shortcoming, fr. hysterein to be late, fall short, fr. hysteros later]
a retardation of the effect when the forces acting upon a body are changed (as if from viscosity or internal friction); esp: a lagging in the values of resulting magnetization in a magnetic material (as iron) due to a changing magnetizing force. -hys-ter-et-ic adj

Sion 07-18-2003 09:23 AM

now I'M the winner. for a while anyway.

blindawg 07-18-2003 09:30 AM

We're going ot do the same thing we do every night Pinky.. take over the world..

So I win rihgt?

Junchbailey 07-18-2003 09:31 AM

No, you don't win because I just passed you. I WIN!!!!

Troublebot 07-18-2003 10:19 AM

In my heart, Rockogre won this thread.

In real life however...

sadistikdreams 07-18-2003 10:21 AM

win?

Gortexfogg 07-18-2003 10:36 AM

And I take the lead...

Mongolguy 07-18-2003 10:43 AM

Why thank you' I think I just did!

mtsgsd 07-18-2003 11:15 AM

mtsgsd quietly bides his time.... no one will know he has posted the final,

DOH!

Mongolguy 07-18-2003 11:20 AM

The first thread was not closed when I won it.

analog 07-18-2003 01:13 PM

BOW BEFORE ME, LOSERS!!! I AM THE WINNER TODAY!!! YOU WILL HAVE NO MORE VICTORIES OF MINE! HA HA HA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!

MrFlux 07-18-2003 03:25 PM

I'm sorry, but I've gone digital.

analog 07-18-2003 03:54 PM

digital is overrated- PIMP SMACK!

Fremen 07-18-2003 09:07 PM

I'm losing!!! YES!!!1!!

MrFlux 07-18-2003 09:14 PM

You are now.

Bob Biter 07-18-2003 09:29 PM

Skiball mania.

I have all the tickets.

I collect all the prizes.

There are no stuffed animals for you.

There never will be.




Never.

Stiltzkin 07-18-2003 09:33 PM

I win again.

Jeff 07-18-2003 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stiltzkin
I win again.
Liar. :p

Fremen 07-18-2003 10:25 PM

So spake the loo-hoo-zer!

KWSN 07-18-2003 10:57 PM

I'm bound to win this eventually. I am the thread killer.

Mongolguy 07-18-2003 10:57 PM

Post-whore checking in. :)

Stiltzkin 07-18-2003 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mongolguy
Post-whore checking in. :)
hehehe. Striaght-forward and honest about it.

Anyways, I win. :thumbsup:

Fremen 07-19-2003 12:27 PM

Until now, that is. :)

So, I've been thinking that I'll be the bigger man and let y'all win.
What say you? :hmm:

rat 07-19-2003 01:59 PM

i say fremen is to free with his ability to lose :P

cdcow 07-19-2003 02:06 PM

I win.

Drider_it 07-19-2003 02:53 PM

and drider slips in again...

Zargix 07-19-2003 07:08 PM

can i win yet?

Soda_BoB 07-19-2003 09:48 PM

YAY I WIN!!!

TerresqueÜ 07-19-2003 11:29 PM

Looks who's back in the lead...


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