lol. no you don't

Grrrrrr...

Yes I do!

I win!

no you don't. you can't win

There is only one winner. And that's me.

If you are pointing at me when you say that, then you are correct. For I am the winner. Me. Not you. When you say me, you are wrong. When you say me in reference to me, being Troublebot, then you are correct, for I am the winner.

Are we clear on this?

no you aren't. i am still the winner

but, now its my turn.

And then I come in for the big, final, deciding, all-the-marbles, whole enchelada win.

I win.

We're done here.

Nothing else to see.

Go find another thread to post in.

I win.

Pos!!!!!!!!!11

I'll settle this. I win. Again.

I'm the winner.

yah so here

Tubgirl's already here at the house, might as well get goatse too, make it a real party.

I win, or do I?

Nope. Me. Win.

The next poster gets genital herpes................

The next poster gets genital herpes and a bitch slap.

are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

Nobody will be able to catch me when I release a swarm of human bees behind me!
http://www.ucls.uchicago.edu/Project...arm/swarm1.jpg
Do my bidding my black and yellow slaves!
-GH

Victory was ever so fleeting, my giant fast food friend.

No more fleeting than yours Meester Peetster!

but less fleeting than you troublebot!

Okay, okay... seriously guys.. no one else post in this thread. Put an end to this nonsense and declare me the winner.


Seriously...

No, you're winning was more fleeting than all combined.

Sorry rat.

Edited to add, You too Batman! That was some fleeting winning you had yourself!

Fleet!

fleet-ing!

Flee!

never shall i flee from the likes of you!

I'm winning because I obviously want it the most.

Dude, have you even seen how many times I've posted here?

I'm beginning to get annoying.

But I prayed more for it!

but god is on my side

But Conclamo, God doesn't like you. In fact, I think he poxed you.

Yep, check it out, you look just like Edward G. Robinson. Since it's no longer the thirties, that can't be good. You're poxed.

I win.

Edited to add: God doesn't like you either Rat. He gave you six arms fer christsake.

I still win.

wrong again trouble bot

Mmmm, sweet victory.

:D

Victory will be mine

Can't you people get it through your skulls that I've won?

Let it go already. The grief will be easier that way.

no you haven't. trouble, you will not win this thread

Too late rat, already have.

ahh, i think you underestimate the sneegeness sahr

God gave me eternal youth and the hansome looks of Edward G Robinson and the winning slot on this thread!

he wouldn't let me change his socks either. i dunno, i just like feet

You guys all suck at this game.

I'm winning even though I don't want to anymore.

I'm winning and I don't even care.

I'm a careless winner.

I should be winning. Threadkilling is pretty much my sole purpose.

I can win without even trying.

Will my prize come by UPS or US mail?
I grin when i win.

Hell, I thought the first time I posted that would be it. As Hicks says in Aliens, "Game over man, game over."

Bit of a thread killer myself, dontchaknow.

neg. this one's still live and kickin

Yeah, but I bet I can kill it like this!

/does the "white guy" dance to scare everyone away./

Did that work?

resistance is futile

this thread makes me wanna vomit

well, the thought of letting someone else win makes me vomit too

The thought that the tread's only been up a couple days and it's already five pages long makes me want to vomit.

almost as much as losing to me does?

Uhm? I won?

Here is an image of the last person who got in the way of me winning
http://www.asmmc.co.jp/hamburger.jpg
just moments before I "corrected" them.
-GH

...and Batman takes the lead!

YOU'RE ALL WRONG! I WIN. AND DONT BOTHER POSTING A MESSAGE AFTER THIS JUST TO BE SMART/FUNNY. JUST FOR A CHANGE LEAVE IT AT THIS.

We can't let a rookie win...

oi
what did i just say
dont make me tap the sign.

um, sorry, it's my, uh, competitive nature...

me too

Oh by the way, I'm on top of the world, again. Don't deny that I should be the rightful winner!

Or am I? Probably not. I wonder how long this will go on...

not long

Did I win yet?

itll probably go on for quite a while knowing these forums

Yeah, in the meantime I win.

I win.

[cartman]Roshombo.
Anyone who tries to take victory from me gets kicked in the nuts.[/cartman]

Kick me, they are made of titanium. Only monkeys with titanium balls can win. Me.

Hey can I ask a question?

Oops, too late.

I win!

moderators: please close this thread now! :D

Ha! You can't hide behind your moderators. Me. Me. Me. Me. Win.

Greetings.. Im drider and I want a shot at winning this plz.. but hey I got the post.. will i keep it? probally not.. thank god for email notifications hehe

The Powers That Be™ are carefully considering your request Drider

sigh and here i thought i might get it oh well..

(god this could be a spam easy.. no wonder its in nonsense hehe)

i win. :D

nope, I do :lol:

heh, guess what - *I* do!

*evil laugh*

P.S. You stole my idea phred - but I was nice enough to unlock it ;)

but it's still locked.... and looks like I'm last (again)

so :p

The last person to post in this thread wins (part 2)
 

Just because the moderators locked the first one doesn't mean the fun has to end :thumbsup:

Suuure it doesn't

P.s. I win

I hope this doesn't turn into 'The last moderator to close this thread wins' as well...


PS. MrFlux is delusional, I win.

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling Australians!

I think the moderators locking the last one might indicate that they don't want us to continue. Either that or they cheated kinda.

okay... it's opened up again so we can have lots of winners.

I bet it was fun while it lasted... loser!

post.

and i will win. i'll get youse. if it's the last post i dooo!

I LIKE CHEESE!

I mean, I'm spamming nonsense

I mean I win yeah, that's it

WIN WIN WIN!

Did someone say spam?


*in the voice off Mortal Combat* Meridae'n... wins.

NUH HAH!
*takes out nunchucks*
this is for Shingo.

*kicks everybodys arses*

I suppose TFP more closely resembles a dictatorship then. I thought we were supposed to be mature adults? ::shrugs:: Guess not.

Either way, I am still winning.

I'm still winning. It just doesn't make any logical sense how anyone but me could be winning. In fact, everyone who posts after me will be losing because... they just will. :thumbsup:

win

I thought the original 'last person to post wins' thread was the spammiest thread i've ever seen, but running a sequal simultaneously just raises the bar... bravo!

I can do nothing but look at you in quiet awe Stiltzkin...

fook

Look out, I have a banana and I'm not afraid to use it!