cellphone with inter-galactic text messaging
 

where can I get one of these? Gakface has informed me that the Vodkarnians are trying to get in touch with me and the land lines around here are just too slow to make the connection.

thanks in advance.

Hmm... I only shudder to think of the long distance charges on that call... Can they possibly understand our language (for use with the text messaging only).

ebay... or google...

I think you should just wait for the mother ship to arrive

I did an Ebay and Google for it, couldn't find it...

I also did E/G for Vodkarnian and didnt find anything either... good luck on getting your messeges... maybe ask them to email you?