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Trilidon 07-17-2003 11:59 AM

White girls only please. Well, I do find some latin women to be very beautiful.

MSD 07-17-2003 02:54 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee. All shapes, sizes, flavors, colors, and varieties.

portwineboy 07-17-2003 06:10 PM

Growing up in an all white neighborhood i never thought I'd be attracted to women of color, yet once I got to college I realized that there was a lot to be said for leaving wonder bread behind for awhile.

Latinas, blacks, asian, indian....I love 'em all.

shakyg 07-18-2003 09:06 AM

Black and strong, goddamn! Get that motor running!

saucy knave 07-18-2003 09:25 AM

Well I like all flavors of coffee, long as they're hot. Funny thing though...excessive paleness turns me off. Is it just me?

Donkeypuncher 07-18-2003 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by saucy knave
excessive paleness turns me off. Is it just me?
Nope, not just you. Once in a while, I'll see something in that flavor that turns my crank, but it's rare. It usually is indicative of a personality type that doesn't mix well with mine.

In general, pale on purpose...as a fashion - not good. Pale because she's just pale... probably works just fine. Ya know?

07-18-2003 09:33 PM

....coffee. Cold, slimy, and gritty.

But anyways. Maybe I'm narrow minded... Maybe I'm stuck in a midwest mentality. I work and socialize every day with women of color, but i've never been attracted to any of them.

toxic515 07-19-2003 05:47 PM

um... I like women. Clean ones that smile a lot. Race, Age (as long as they are over 20 or so) and weight are mostly unimportant. So I guess I like my women like I like my coffee, pretty much any way I don't have to pay extra for it...

Stinky Pee 07-20-2003 01:38 AM

I like my woman like I like my coffee...

In my mouth in the morning.

MacGnG 07-20-2003 10:46 PM

i've always been in school with many hot black chicks, bunch hot asian chicks too, as well as white chicks, and a few latin chicks also.

there are hot chicks of every race,
so i dont discriminate.

dabossy2k 07-24-2003 11:11 AM

Man girls are girls they all have the same parts the only thing that seperates them is there personality. I personally like women who are light skinned not to dark but not to light. What race you are doesn't even matter, black, white, latin, asian, indian. i've done it all and wouldn't have it any other way.

Pennington 07-24-2003 11:01 PM

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/ce...le-berry-2.jpg

I would like any guy to tell me that they do not find this the least bit attractive.

hotzot 07-24-2003 11:28 PM

blond and sweet. (boy does that piss my wife off)

giblfiz 07-24-2003 11:48 PM

I like my woman like I like my coffee...

instant and freeze dried?

doctorphibes 07-25-2003 01:53 PM

... weak and full of alcohol.

(I can't believe no one has said that yet.)

And I don't find Halle particularly attractive. Something about hit-and-run crack hos just doesn't do it for me.

smith0202 07-25-2003 08:53 PM

... hot, black, and bitter.
... white, sweet, and full of milk.
... italian and scalding hot.
... topped with cream.
... with chocolate or whiskey.
... hot and ready to go.
... first thing in the morning.
... right after a heavy meal.
... on the tip of my tongue.
... close to hand.

Kadath 07-25-2003 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pennington

I would like any guy to tell me that they do not find this the least bit attractive.

Well, I would point out that Ms. Berry has less of what would be considered traditional "African" features and looks more like a dark-skinned Caucasian. So I think your example is suspect. But no, she doesn't really turn my crank much.

Dav 07-25-2003 10:05 PM

I dont know what it is, but I prefer my chicks excessively pale, ie; Rose McGowan (Charmed,Bitch in Jawbreaker)

deverell 07-26-2003 03:21 PM

I thought the original of this was the 1960's Alabama joke
" How you like your coffee, Massa?"
"Like I like my women, hot strong & sweet"
"Yes, Massa. Black or white?"
which though not entirely politically correct did show the oppressed having the last laugh.

djmorton 07-27-2003 05:08 PM

Actually, this is prejudice -
[motdakasha quote] "Completely eliminating a race from your eligibility list because of some kind of generalization (like: all black women [that i have seen thus far] are ugly therefore, they must all be ugly) is racist." - not racist.
Racist would be if you didn't date another race because you thought you were superior to that race (not simply just being unattracted to that race).
Back to the thread though - I definitely like some dark bean espresso with lots of half and half and chocolate syrup on ice. Wonder what she'd look like?



Rkaa 07-31-2003 08:05 PM

I'm going to agree with the Izzard theory here...

COVERED IN BEEES!

</repeatedjoke>

OzOz 08-01-2003 12:49 PM

I like my women human and female. Not a coffee drinker though.

tman17m 08-01-2003 01:11 PM

i agree with some of you in that i dont generally find black girls attractive. i think its a culture thing. their culture is so much different, theirs is more emotional and "in your face" sort of thing....i just dont find that attractive....i just hate it how some of them act like "we're better than you"...all stuck up and snotty...and i know im going to get flamed for this, oh well....becuase i know whites are the same way, it just tends to bother me more because it seems like blacks are soo much louder and obnoxious....or they have mood swing problems...i dont know....its their culture i guess, as how it was explained to me

TNJ4555 08-02-2003 04:59 AM

Light & Sweet
Oh wait a minute that's the way I like my coffee
Dark & Bitter would be more like it when it comes to women

DOCBLACKBONE 02-25-2004 09:38 AM

THis is interesting because I have never found any white women attractive at all. I don't think its racism its just my preference I don't see anything at all atractive about pamela anderson or a paris Hilton.

I like my women like I like my coffee- take it how you want it

CinnamonGirl 02-25-2004 10:09 AM

mmmm, coffee....hot, sweet, and first thing in the morning...or in the middle of the day...or late at night...

Wait, was that coffee or men? :D

skysooner 02-25-2004 10:15 AM

I'm basically attracted to any racial type. There are just certain physical characteristics that attract me so that color only plays a very small part of the overall. I spent my high school years in a very white community (only like 7 blacks in a high school with 3000+ students). In my time in high school, I dated several black girls that I worked with, I dated a girl from a Pakistani background, and a girl of Asian ancestry. It was all about how we clicked together rather than any thought of their looks.

kel 02-25-2004 10:38 AM

I like my women like I like my coffee...
Twelve cups a day with cream and sugar.

tec-9-7 02-25-2004 10:48 AM

I'm hispanic (mostly white) and I like all flavors of women. My celebrity-fantasy woman is Halle Berry, followed up by Ashley Judd, and Brittney Spears - Also wouldn't turn down Shakira or Lucy Liu... Yep I like my women like I like my beer - diffrent tastes to suit my mood!

Ace_O_Spades 02-25-2004 01:14 PM

I cant believe nobody has said this one... its what came to mind when i first saw this thread:

I like my women like i like my coffee... ground up and stuck in the freezer

sigma1042 02-25-2004 01:42 PM

anything in the middle is good
too dark or too pale is awful

SabrinaFair 02-25-2004 01:55 PM

I like my men like I like my coffee....
IRISH!

Actually, I'm not picky about ascribed characteristics at all. I usually just look at who a person is. But Irishmen are so cute...and I'm a big part Irish...and I like Irish coffee...right, maybe I just killed the joke by explaining it to death.

runawayfetus 02-25-2004 04:51 PM

**I had nothing of value to say, nor was I nice about it, and so i've been edited.**

Tophat665 02-25-2004 05:16 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee: Cream and two sugars.
What does that mean?
I have no idea.

As for black women, there are some things about some black women that turn me right off, like saying "ax" for "ask", or a hairdoo that looks like the north end of a southbound chicken. But there are other things that I really really like, and these aren't necesarily caucasian features. I like really dark skin as well as really light skin. Full lips are awesome.

Nothing against white women, though, or asian or latina, or smurf for that matter.

I like my women nothing like my coffee: Concave, soft, and on my jock.

BuddyHawks 02-25-2004 05:36 PM

cover in bees!!!

oh, its been said....twice

txlovely 02-25-2004 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rockzilla
Bitter and in my lap
My favorite so far... ;)

Church 02-25-2004 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kadath
I thought you were going to say black, which leads me to threadjack like a motherfucker.
I do not find women of color attractive, almost without exception. I don't think it's a racist thing, although I'm somewhat afraid it might be, leading me to occasionally make jokes to those who are aware of my peculiar form of racial blindness(i.e., not being able to see non-white women in a sexual way, which I know is not really what racial blindness refers to, it's a joke, of sorts) along the lines of "She's really not my type. And by that I mean, you know, not white."
Anyone share this affliction?

I can respect that, but I myself am more of the opposite. I usually find exotic beauties even more sexy than white girls. Asians, blacks, latina, etc. Don't get me wrong, I do like white women, but I would much prefer a sexy asian girl anyway. And for the record, I am white myself.

analog 02-26-2004 01:16 AM

I have nothing against girls of any race, but it so happens that only white girls can pull off that really pale look I love. ;)

mrphil2 03-07-2004 01:04 PM

Light and sweet!! (if she's darker than me... i'll pass) hey, where's all the white women at?!

doncalypso 03-07-2004 03:07 PM

Geez... you guys seem to have some severe prejudice against black women.

It's one thing if you're not attracted to them, but from some of the negative comments I've heard I'm starting to wonder whether I stumbled on a Ku Klux Klan or Neo-Nazi meeting or something.


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