I like my women like I like my cofee...
 

Sweet and hot...

... In a plastic cup?

... Covered in Bees?

I thought you were going to say black, which leads me to threadjack like a motherfucker.
I do not find women of color attractive, almost without exception. I don't think it's a racist thing, although I'm somewhat afraid it might be, leading me to occasionally make jokes to those who are aware of my peculiar form of racial blindness(i.e., not being able to see non-white women in a sexual way, which I know is not really what racial blindness refers to, it's a joke, of sorts) along the lines of "She's really not my type. And by that I mean, you know, not white."
Anyone share this affliction?

I used to be more like that. Especially with Hispanic women, then there was this one that turned my crank like crazy and suddenly... the Latina is on the menu everywhere I look. The light bulb turned on. Black girls... I dunno. I think it's more of a cultural thing for me most of the time - just looks doesn't get it done for me and a white girl with a bad personality doesn't do it for me either. I just find that with black girls, and frequently Asians as well, there's something about the cultural differences that keeps it from happening for me. In both cases, there have been a few women I really _did_ flip out over, just not usually.

I like mine creamy! interpret that as you will ;)

i like my women like i like my peaches...
slighty firm but soft, just a bit fuzzy, not tiny but not too big, SWEET N' JUICY ALL THE WAY THRU.

I like my woman like I like my coffee...

In a sack slung over the back of a donkey.

WK: you do have a way with words.

Anyway, black women do not generally attract me either (there are a few exceptions).

I don't think this is racist, nor do I feel bad about it. It's just my own personal tastes.

Dude.

I was trying to lay down a guide vocal and just browsing through here at the same time. After snorting and laughing, I had to start over, ya a-hole.

Thanks for the laugh. ;)

I'm the same way about black women, it's awful weird. BUt I have a fetish for ultra-white women. they have to be pale and creamy. If i could find a woman who delivered milk with bouncy breasts, my life would be complete.

I like my men like I like my coffee....

Hot, strong, sweet and creamy :D

hm... what if i don't like coffee? i feel so left out... :(

Coffee, of course being an aquired taste. I understand those who don't see people from other races in a "attractive" sense...after dating black chick, that's the only thing that's on my radar in a way.... And as long as you intellectually know that it's there, you can break down the barrier if need arises.

The short version: I'll have a mocha...

Bitter and in my lap

Well, since hand-eye coordination is never my strong suite, expecially before coffee #1, I'd have to agree, mine definatly is hot, sweet and all over me. :)

Dammit WK that what i was gonna say...i say that All the time. you suck :)

But any way i like my women like i like my coffe, Whitch ever is the cheapest @ the Pick and save :)

I like my women like I like my coffee.... RIGHT NOW, DAMMIT!

Isnt the original line:

"I like my women like I like my coffee, black and bitter"?


Im thinking it was Lewis Black, but thats just a guess.

I was actually the exact opposite of some of you guys. I used to have a thing for black girls, but, seeing as how I live in a town which is the pimple on the ass of Tennessee, they're aren't many black girls to choose from, so I quickly grew out of that phase. I still find some black girls DAMN sexy, but my current girlfriend is actually really pale, and I think shes fucking gorgeous, so......

I like mine like my car... european and expensive. :D

I am very into black women, I just wish some actually lived withen a 100 mile radius of me... t_t

Not many black women in Oz - but if they all look like Halle Berry and Beyonce - bring them on!!!

Down here we like our chicks blonde and with big tits - fuck the coffee.

I also find very few black women attractive but the ones I do are very arousing for me. I imagine my pale hand running across that smooth dark flesh, the pinkess of her....nm :o

i think its Hot and black but i agree with phred coffee sucks i would drink a red bull over a coffee anyday or even a mountian dew if i need my fix baddly enuff i might have a cup of cream with a little coffee mixed in

:lol:
Made me laugh! :icare:

I hate coffee. What does this say about me?
Er, I like women like I like my Hansen's Fruit Smoothies....? Froofy, juicy, tasty, and healthy.. I guess.


As for racial preferences, I think the whole chicken or egg determines whether or not it's racist. If you just haven't felt an attraction to black women, but you would date one if you found one that you liked, that's not racist. However, I think that if you find black women in general not to be attractive, therefore you just do not/would not ever date one that's racist. Completely eliminating a race from your eligibility list because of some kind of generalization (like: all black women [that i have seen thus far] are ugly therefore, they must all be ugly) is racist.

Well, I passed your test. I usually don't find myself attracted to black women, but once a while I see a black woman and think "Wow." In my opinion, Beyonce Knowles is an incredibly attractive woman.

I can do the mocha, vanilla and columbian.. ;)

I remember seeing a show on TLC, where they showed that the "attractive" black girls that we're famous for their looks(ie models), all had very white features; the native African American features are largely absent.

I personally don't get exposed to a lot of black females up in Vancouver, and I'm not terribly attracted to them. On the other hand, I would like to experience as much as I can in my life.

Radio Monk33, I know what show you're talking about and it's sooooo true. All of the women/people of non-caucasian ethnicities I find attractive usually are mixed or have white-like features.

I like my women like my coffee...

...a double with carmel, not too much head.

HERETIC!

<-- chewing on espresso beans while he reads...

I like my women like I like my coffee...
...on ice.

sk

Hot, wet, and steaming!

I share your affliction. I don't dislike them they just don't give me wood. Everyone is always going off about how hot Tyra Banks is but personally I think she looks like a monkey.

I've dated like 98% caucasian girls. The darker the skin color the more not as attractive I find a girl...I guess it's because of that fair skin thing that is so popular.

<--- is getting a helmet right now

Hey I have hardly any tan at all, I'm a size C, and lactating. Is that what you're lookin for? :D Wanna meet? J/k

Interesting thread turn. I have always found any color or race of women appealing.

And Tyra Banks is welcome to a mustache ride any time.

I like my women like I like my coffee...

strong, frothy, hot and tasty!


I have the same issue with black women in general (just adding my two cents as it were). I find that I am generally not attracted to the form of black women. I've struggled with it and come to the conclusion (right or wrong) that it isn't racist just aesthetics...

White girls only please. Well, I do find some latin women to be very beautiful.

I like my women like I like my coffee. All shapes, sizes, flavors, colors, and varieties.

Growing up in an all white neighborhood i never thought I'd be attracted to women of color, yet once I got to college I realized that there was a lot to be said for leaving wonder bread behind for awhile.

Latinas, blacks, asian, indian....I love 'em all.

Black and strong, goddamn! Get that motor running!

Well I like all flavors of coffee, long as they're hot. Funny thing though...excessive paleness turns me off. Is it just me?

Nope, not just you. Once in a while, I'll see something in that flavor that turns my crank, but it's rare. It usually is indicative of a personality type that doesn't mix well with mine.

In general, pale on purpose...as a fashion - not good. Pale because she's just pale... probably works just fine. Ya know?

....coffee. Cold, slimy, and gritty.

But anyways. Maybe I'm narrow minded... Maybe I'm stuck in a midwest mentality. I work and socialize every day with women of color, but i've never been attracted to any of them.

um... I like women. Clean ones that smile a lot. Race, Age (as long as they are over 20 or so) and weight are mostly unimportant. So I guess I like my women like I like my coffee, pretty much any way I don't have to pay extra for it...

I like my woman like I like my coffee...

In my mouth in the morning.

i've always been in school with many hot black chicks, bunch hot asian chicks too, as well as white chicks, and a few latin chicks also.

there are hot chicks of every race,
so i dont discriminate.

Man girls are girls they all have the same parts the only thing that seperates them is there personality. I personally like women who are light skinned not to dark but not to light. What race you are doesn't even matter, black, white, latin, asian, indian. i've done it all and wouldn't have it any other way.

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/ce...le-berry-2.jpg

I would like any guy to tell me that they do not find this the least bit attractive.

blond and sweet. (boy does that piss my wife off)

I like my woman like I like my coffee...

instant and freeze dried?

... weak and full of alcohol.

(I can't believe no one has said that yet.)

And I don't find Halle particularly attractive. Something about hit-and-run crack hos just doesn't do it for me.

... hot, black, and bitter.
... white, sweet, and full of milk.
... italian and scalding hot.
... topped with cream.
... with chocolate or whiskey.
... hot and ready to go.
... first thing in the morning.
... right after a heavy meal.
... on the tip of my tongue.
... close to hand.

Well, I would point out that Ms. Berry has less of what would be considered traditional "African" features and looks more like a dark-skinned Caucasian. So I think your example is suspect. But no, she doesn't really turn my crank much.

I dont know what it is, but I prefer my chicks excessively pale, ie; Rose McGowan (Charmed,Bitch in Jawbreaker)

I thought the original of this was the 1960's Alabama joke
" How you like your coffee, Massa?"
"Like I like my women, hot strong & sweet"
"Yes, Massa. Black or white?"
which though not entirely politically correct did show the oppressed having the last laugh.

Actually, this is prejudice -
[motdakasha quote] "Completely eliminating a race from your eligibility list because of some kind of generalization (like: all black women [that i have seen thus far] are ugly therefore, they must all be ugly) is racist." - not racist.
Racist would be if you didn't date another race because you thought you were superior to that race (not simply just being unattracted to that race).
Back to the thread though - I definitely like some dark bean espresso with lots of half and half and chocolate syrup on ice. Wonder what she'd look like?

I'm going to agree with the Izzard theory here...

COVERED IN BEEES!

</repeatedjoke>

I like my women human and female. Not a coffee drinker though.

i agree with some of you in that i dont generally find black girls attractive. i think its a culture thing. their culture is so much different, theirs is more emotional and "in your face" sort of thing....i just dont find that attractive....i just hate it how some of them act like "we're better than you"...all stuck up and snotty...and i know im going to get flamed for this, oh well....becuase i know whites are the same way, it just tends to bother me more because it seems like blacks are soo much louder and obnoxious....or they have mood swing problems...i dont know....its their culture i guess, as how it was explained to me

Light & Sweet
Oh wait a minute that's the way I like my coffee
Dark & Bitter would be more like it when it comes to women

THis is interesting because I have never found any white women attractive at all. I don't think its racism its just my preference I don't see anything at all atractive about pamela anderson or a paris Hilton.

I like my women like I like my coffee- take it how you want it

mmmm, coffee....hot, sweet, and first thing in the morning...or in the middle of the day...or late at night...

Wait, was that coffee or men? :D

I'm basically attracted to any racial type. There are just certain physical characteristics that attract me so that color only plays a very small part of the overall. I spent my high school years in a very white community (only like 7 blacks in a high school with 3000+ students). In my time in high school, I dated several black girls that I worked with, I dated a girl from a Pakistani background, and a girl of Asian ancestry. It was all about how we clicked together rather than any thought of their looks.

I like my women like I like my coffee...
Twelve cups a day with cream and sugar.

I'm hispanic (mostly white) and I like all flavors of women. My celebrity-fantasy woman is Halle Berry, followed up by Ashley Judd, and Brittney Spears - Also wouldn't turn down Shakira or Lucy Liu... Yep I like my women like I like my beer - diffrent tastes to suit my mood!

I cant believe nobody has said this one... its what came to mind when i first saw this thread:

I like my women like i like my coffee... ground up and stuck in the freezer

anything in the middle is good
too dark or too pale is awful

I like my men like I like my coffee....
IRISH!

Actually, I'm not picky about ascribed characteristics at all. I usually just look at who a person is. But Irishmen are so cute...and I'm a big part Irish...and I like Irish coffee...right, maybe I just killed the joke by explaining it to death.

**I had nothing of value to say, nor was I nice about it, and so i've been edited.**

I like my women like I like my coffee: Cream and two sugars.
What does that mean?
I have no idea.

As for black women, there are some things about some black women that turn me right off, like saying "ax" for "ask", or a hairdoo that looks like the north end of a southbound chicken. But there are other things that I really really like, and these aren't necesarily caucasian features. I like really dark skin as well as really light skin. Full lips are awesome.

Nothing against white women, though, or asian or latina, or smurf for that matter.

I like my women nothing like my coffee: Concave, soft, and on my jock.

cover in bees!!!

oh, its been said....twice

My favorite so far... ;)

I can respect that, but I myself am more of the opposite. I usually find exotic beauties even more sexy than white girls. Asians, blacks, latina, etc. Don't get me wrong, I do like white women, but I would much prefer a sexy asian girl anyway. And for the record, I am white myself.

I have nothing against girls of any race, but it so happens that only white girls can pull off that really pale look I love. ;)

Light and sweet!! (if she's darker than me... i'll pass) hey, where's all the white women at?!

Geez... you guys seem to have some severe prejudice against black women.

It's one thing if you're not attracted to them, but from some of the negative comments I've heard I'm starting to wonder whether I stumbled on a Ku Klux Klan or Neo-Nazi meeting or something.

ummm WTF!? It's one thing to say you don't have an attraction to black women but this was just a messed up response man, I'm sorry. You obviously haven't met too many BLACK people in your life let alone black women since you are generalizing and giving a stereotypical description of the black woman as a whole based on a few movies you've seen or something. This thread really wasn't offensive until your post.

I'm Black and LMAO @ "their culture is so much different, theirs is more emotional and "in your face" sort of thing...i just don't find it attractive." WTF is that? The same thing could be said about white women, hispanic women, asian women, etc... And what is this about blacks being 'more obnoxious'? And no, it is not "our culture" as you said, but it seems like you have let a couple of bad experiences or witnessed some stereotype-filled movie that has led you to believe certain things about the black race that have clouded your mind or something.

Again, laughing hysterically at "....i just hate it how some of them act like "we're better than you"...all stuck up and snotty." I'm not even going to touch that, but again, you might want to re-evaluate that statement and think of how it really applies to everyone, not just black people.

:rolleyes:

I dont see how not seeing women that are of difference race in a sexual way rascism. I mean it's your choice and if you're not into something then thats your preferance and it shouldnt matter unless you mistreat people etc

^no lol that's not what i'm saying. you can say (hypothetical) "I don't find black women attractive." or "I don't find hispanic women sexy." But when you then go on and say "I don't find black women attractive because they are ghetto" or "I don't find hispanic women sexy because they are dirty" or "I don't like Asian girls because they smell funny" is when it turns into a generalizing thing and ultimately comes off as kinda racist.

I think some points are pretty valid, while some I wouldn't consider.

I'll just point out this though. Society has a hair trigger when it comes to criticizing the minority. I know that, and I'm a minority.

Someone once said that the way to eliminaet racism is for all black people to become famous. The rationale being that once you're famous, you are not as often subjected to rascism and that people in general become more "colorblind". Not true in all cases, but totally relevant.

Have you ever found any non-famous black women attractive? Some random woman you pass on the street, for example?

No, i live in a country with a 60% black majority. Eurocentric values have just led to us criticising blacks. 'm a minority as well, and its weird to see how even my own (uninformed) people echo white values regarding beauty.

But for the record, I find women of my own race (containing a certain subset of physical features) the most beautiful. I expect that is probably true for the majority of people. That said, I keep an open mind and there are many cases where I find an individual women from all races attractive. I think this is often the case when you grow up in a metropolitan environment,

There are a few racists in here, IMO. But the majority of people just have their own acquired tastes.

I'm not "into" black chicks, but I've definitely met a lot that I'd do if I were single. I could care less what color my girl is (although I've never actually hooked up with someone who isn't white).

I grew up in the suburbs. There was never more than like 10 black kids in my whole school. There were lots of Mexicans, but I never went out with any of them.

...tied up and bleeding on the floor.

sorry to those few who actually made an honest attempt to respond to this thread, but the overwhelming majority of replies scream "nonsense"


thread moved...

makes ya jittery all day

i like my women like i like my coffee- sweet, fresh and frequent.


hell- i don't care if you're purple. as long as some quirk or characteristic or personality trait hits me in the right way....
*pounce*

...you said what i was thinking...
i think y'all watch too much tv.
that's coming from me, and i watch a lot of tv.

Ha.. this got moved to Nonsense!