10-15-2004, 07:05 PM | #281 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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So, these two submarines were sitting in a tree knitting and a pig flies by with a twig in it's mouth. This happens a couple more times, and one submarine says to th'other, "Must be building a nest."
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10-18-2004, 06:51 PM | #282 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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So. Who's for a nice, hot, steaming bowl of....
<img src="http://www.cgm13.net/images/soup_cock.jpg"> I have a picture in my head of Beavis and Butthead on Iron Chef where this is the theme ingredient, and their heads explode.
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09-12-2008, 08:46 AM | #284 (permalink) | |
Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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Quote:
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09-12-2008, 09:32 AM | #285 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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/me must renew his subscription to the onion...
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