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06-28-2004, 07:55 PM
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Location: Vol Country
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GUESS WHO'S BACK IN DA MUTHAFUCKIN HOWSE, WIT A BIG FAT DICK FA YA MUTHAFUCKIN MOUF?
Bea Arthur
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07-09-2004, 10:26 PM
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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rat: "no bullshit. they were trying to get me to drink this shit. ima pourin this shit down the sewer so it won't hurt anyone ever again!"
<img src="http://www.banksy.co.uk/pops/outdoors/images/doctors.jpg">
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07-10-2004, 12:46 PM
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<img src="http://gallery.photo.net/photo/317239-lg.jpg">
*turns down the music & dims the lights for fly's hurting headache* how about a wobbly pop? hair of the dog & all that...?
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07-11-2004, 12:25 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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07-12-2004, 10:10 AM
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Right Now
Location: Home
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"A Man Needs A Maid"
My life is changing in so many ways I don't know who to trust anymore There's a shadow running thru my days Like a beggar going from door to door. I was thinking that maybe I'd get a maid Find a place nearby for her to stay. Just someone to keep my house clean, Fix my meals and go away. A maid. A man needs a maid. A maid. It's hard to make that change When life and love turns strange. And old. To give a love, you gotta live a love. To live a love, you gotta be "part of" When will I see you again? A while ago somewhere I don't know when I was watching a movie with a friend. I fell in love with the actress. She was playing a part that I could understand. A maid. A man needs a maid. A maid. When will I see you again? |
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07-12-2004, 10:45 AM
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<3 Peetster
Location: Peetster's house.
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i can be an asshole of the grandest kind
I can withhold like it's going out of style I can be the moodiest baby and you've never met anyone Who is as negative as I am sometimes I am the wisest woman you've ever met I am the kindest soul with whom you've connected i have the bravest heart that you've ever seen and you've never met anyone Who is as positive as I am sometimes you see everything you see every part you see all my light and you love my dark you dig everything of which I'm ashamed There's not anything to which you can't relate And you're still here i blame everyone else & not my own partaking my passive aggressive-ness can be devastating I'm terrified and mistrusting and you've never met anyone Who is as closed down as I am sometimes you see everything you see every part you see all my light and you love my dark you dig everything of which I'm ashamed There's not anything to which you can't relate And you're still here What I resist persists and speaks louder than i know What i resist you love no matter how low or high I go I am the funniest woman that you've ever known I am the dullest woman that you've ever known I'm the most gorgeous woman that you've ever known and you've never met anyone Who is as everything as I am sometimes you see everything you see every part you see all my light and you love my dark you dig everything of which I'm ashamed There's not anything to which you can't relate And you're still here
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07-12-2004, 12:48 PM
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Loser
Location: Scenic Drive
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Lou was a teacher way out west
Thats where she found the teachin best But when she fucked, she fucked for keeps And piled her money in great big heaps... She swore no ten men could fuck her down Till up showed Piss Pot Pete, with 13 pounds of danglin meat Well they fit, they fought, they fucked for hours Lou tried stunts and double stunts and stunts unkown to the common cunts... Pete brought that beauty to her knees To make him stop, she must say please "I've out fucked you fair", he did scoff "Now I think I'll go jack off". |
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07-12-2004, 10:01 PM
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Upright
Location: northeast mo, central il somewhere round there
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07-14-2004, 05:54 PM
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Idolator
Location: Vol Country
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This week my girlfriend went
CRUNCH TIME!!!! to cheerleading camp cause CRUNCH TIME!!!! she's hot. I've been CRUNCH TIME!!!! wank free the entire time. I'm gonna CRUNCH TIME!!!! wail on her ass when she returns, but CRUNCH TIME!!!! elegantly, of course.
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07-15-2004, 08:42 PM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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that was.......... *sniff,sniff,tear,tear*.......... beautiful. benny hill kicks ass baby............ |
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07-16-2004, 04:10 PM
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<img src="http://www.scleroderma.org/chapter/support/florida/images/Orlando_SG_images/CowPattySweepstakesBanner2.jpg">
read closely 
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07-18-2004, 09:04 AM
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<3 Peetster
Location: Peetster's house.
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I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time I keep the ends out for the tie that binds Because you're mine, I walk the line I find it very, very easy to be true I find myself alone when each day is through Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you Because you're mine, I walk the line As sure as night is dark and day is light I keep you on my mind both day and night And happiness I've known proves that it's right Because you're mine, I walk the line You've got a way to keep me on your side You give me cause for love that I can't hide For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide Because you're mine, I walk the line I keep a close watch on this heart of mine I keep my eyes wide open all the time I keep the ends out for the tie that binds Because you're mine, I walk the line
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07-20-2004, 02:17 PM
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<img src="http://tuntenhaus.squat.net/booze.jpg">
<img src="http://www.funnyclicks.com/funnyclickscomicgal2/booze.jpg">
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07-27-2004, 12:04 PM
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It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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"I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project  It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!  - Asta!!
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07-28-2004, 06:23 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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I did a search for "Camel Shit" because bullshit can be so bland. This came up:
<img src="http://www.hosstyle.com/Goofy%20shit/joe%20camel.jpg"> This too... <img src="http://www.futuredevelopments.net/mwa/images/Weird%20Shit/camel_toe.jpg"> I think I need to go watch NASCAR, drink Budwieser and check out the cans on that babe now.... Ahhh, at last, my quest is successful.. <img src="http://www.interlog.com/~alton/alton/camel50.gif"> CAMEL SHIT!
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08-02-2004, 11:09 PM
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It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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"I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys! - Asta!!
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08-04-2004, 07:43 PM
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It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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"I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys! - Asta!!
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08-05-2004, 07:27 AM
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Tilted
Location: California
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I saw a SUV yesterday in front of me that was really dirty.. and someone wrote in the dust on the back window...
"I wish my wife were this dirty" I had a good laugh!!! Very original
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08-05-2004, 05:19 PM
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Loser
Location: Scenic Drive
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STILL STRICKEN BY THE DIBILITATING 'ALL CAPS' DISEASE, UNO MANAGES A WEAK' LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE DOIN FINE TO ME'. AS AN AFTER THOUGHT HE MENTIONS 'I'LL KEEP MY EYE ON IT, AS I DO EVERYTHING, AND GIVE IT A BUMP IF NEED BE'. ONE MORE THOUGHT EVEN THOUGH IT CAUSES GREAT CAPITALIZATION IS 'FLYMAN, WHO'S YOUR DADDY'...
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08-05-2004, 09:20 PM
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EFFING CAPS???????? WTF
good grief son. that's some serious bullshit. turn down the volume. we're not deaf here.
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08-07-2004, 06:44 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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This came up second when I googled "shit hammer":
<IMG SRC="http://www.ridiculopathy.com/stock/binladenpigass.jpg"> i FIGURED THAT IF YOU WERE GOING TO USE A HAMMER TO CURE YOUR MACHINE SO THAT YOU WOULDN'T TYPE IN ALL ... GOD DAMN IT!
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08-08-2004, 12:06 PM
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It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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I kinda liked the beaver better but maybe thats just me.....I also have a deep seated hatred for bologne ever since I was young....love ham....first time I bit into it....it wasn't ham...despised it ever since.
Asta!!
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08-13-2004, 01:36 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Given that true intellectual and emotional compatability
Are at the very least difficult If not impossible to come by We could always opt for the more temporal gratification Of sheer physical attraction That wouldn't make you a shallow person Would it
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08-14-2004, 02:22 PM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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....like.......... the head of your penis....or what? |
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