GUESS WHO'S BACK IN DA MUTHAFUCKIN HOWSE, WIT A BIG FAT DICK FA YA MUTHAFUCKIN MOUF?



Bea Arthur

Twizzle fazzle huckled shack
Mackey nackey fricky tack
Weezle wazzle burlum stack
glibble glabble flabbity grack!

Cheese is yummy...

rat: "no bullshit. they were trying to get me to drink this shit. ima pourin this shit down the sewer so it won't hurt anyone ever again!"
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i'm hung over like a rat today..........


no bullshit

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*turns down the music & dims the lights for fly's hurting headache*
how about a wobbly pop? hair of the dog & all that...?

liquor in the front.......poker in the rear.

"A Man Needs A Maid"

My life is changing
in so many ways
I don't know who
to trust anymore
There's a shadow running
thru my days
Like a beggar going
from door to door.

I was thinking that
maybe I'd get a maid
Find a place nearby
for her to stay.
Just someone
to keep my house clean,
Fix my meals and go away.

A maid. A man needs a maid.
A maid.

It's hard to make that change
When life and love
turns strange.
And old.

To give a love,
you gotta live a love.
To live a love,
you gotta be "part of"
When will I see you again?

A while ago somewhere
I don't know when
I was watching
a movie with a friend.
I fell in love with the actress.
She was playing a part
that I could understand.

A maid. A man needs a maid.
A maid.

When will I see you again?

i can be an asshole of the grandest kind
I can withhold like it's going out of style
I can be the moodiest baby and you've never met anyone
Who is as negative as I am sometimes

I am the wisest woman you've ever met
I am the kindest soul with whom you've connected
i have the bravest heart that you've ever seen and you've never met anyone
Who is as positive as I am sometimes

you see everything you see every part
you see all my light and you love my dark
you dig everything of which I'm ashamed
There's not anything to which you can't relate
And you're still here

i blame everyone else & not my own partaking
my passive aggressive-ness can be devastating
I'm terrified and mistrusting and you've never met anyone
Who is as closed down as I am sometimes

you see everything you see every part
you see all my light and you love my dark
you dig everything of which I'm ashamed
There's not anything to which you can't relate
And you're still here

What I resist persists and speaks louder than i know
What i resist you love no matter how low or high I go

I am the funniest woman that you've ever known
I am the dullest woman that you've ever known
I'm the most gorgeous woman that you've ever known and you've never met anyone
Who is as everything as I am sometimes

you see everything you see every part
you see all my light and you love my dark
you dig everything of which I'm ashamed
There's not anything to which you can't relate
And you're still here

Lou was a teacher way out west
Thats where she found the teachin best
But when she fucked, she fucked for keeps
And piled her money in great big heaps...

She swore no ten men could fuck her down
Till up showed Piss Pot Pete, with 13 pounds of danglin meat
Well they fit, they fought, they fucked for hours
Lou tried stunts and double stunts
and stunts unkown to the common cunts...

Pete brought that beauty to her knees
To make him stop, she must say please
"I've out fucked you fair", he did scoff
"Now I think I'll go jack off".

My favorite song 6 I LOVE it!! so says ALL about me!

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This week my girlfriend went

CRUNCH TIME!!!!

to cheerleading camp cause

CRUNCH TIME!!!!

she's hot. I've been

CRUNCH TIME!!!!

wank free the entire time. I'm gonna

CRUNCH TIME!!!!

wail on her ass when she returns, but

CRUNCH TIME!!!!

elegantly, of course.

that was.......... *sniff,sniff,tear,tear*.......... beautiful.

benny hill kicks ass baby............

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read closely :p

awww...........that benny hill song is gone........



fuckin' bullshit i say!!!!

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
Because you're mine, I walk the line

I find it very, very easy to be true
I find myself alone when each day is through
Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you
Because you're mine, I walk the line

As sure as night is dark and day is light
I keep you on my mind both day and night
And happiness I've known proves that it's right
Because you're mine, I walk the line

You've got a way to keep me on your side
You give me cause for love that I can't hide
For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide
Because you're mine, I walk the line

I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
Because you're mine, I walk the line

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I am a shameless, self-bumping bastard.



And uhhh........ CRUNCH TIME!!!!

Asta!!

I did a search for "Camel Shit" because bullshit can be so bland. This came up:

<img src="http://www.hosstyle.com/Goofy%20shit/joe%20camel.jpg">

This too...
<img src="http://www.futuredevelopments.net/mwa/images/Weird%20Shit/camel_toe.jpg">

I think I need to go watch NASCAR, drink Budwieser and check out the cans on that babe now....

Ahhh, at last, my quest is successful..
<img src="http://www.interlog.com/~alton/alton/camel50.gif">
CAMEL SHIT!

Asta!!

Asta!!

I saw a SUV yesterday in front of me that was really dirty.. and someone wrote in the dust on the back window...
"I wish my wife were this dirty"
I had a good laugh!!! Very original

shouldn't unoaman be bumpin' this thread soon?

STILL STRICKEN BY THE DIBILITATING 'ALL CAPS' DISEASE, UNO MANAGES A WEAK' LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE DOIN FINE TO ME'. AS AN AFTER THOUGHT HE MENTIONS 'I'LL KEEP MY EYE ON IT, AS I DO EVERYTHING, AND GIVE IT A BUMP IF NEED BE'. ONE MORE THOUGHT EVEN THOUGH IT CAUSES GREAT CAPITALIZATION IS 'FLYMAN, WHO'S YOUR DADDY'...

EFFING CAPS???????? WTF

good grief son. that's some serious bullshit.
turn down the volume. we're not deaf here.

sorry bernadette, like stated, my computer at home was stricken with "all caps"...only way it would type anything. Taking a big hammer home from the office today, and am going to fix it or hurt it badly...

This came up second when I googled "shit hammer":

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i FIGURED THAT IF YOU WERE GOING TO USE A HAMMER TO CURE YOUR MACHINE SO THAT YOU WOULDN'T TYPE IN ALL ...

GOD DAMN IT!

OH! YOUR KEYBOARD IS FUXORED.

sorry about that bullshit. good luck.

I am s-o-o-o-o not looking...

I kinda liked the beaver better but maybe thats just me.....I also have a deep seated hatred for bologne ever since I was young....love ham....first time I bit into it....it wasn't ham...despised it ever since.

Asta!!

Given that true intellectual and emotional compatability
Are at the very least difficult
If not impossible to come by
We could always opt for the more temporal gratification
Of sheer physical attraction
That wouldn't make you a shallow person
Would it

Heres the way I look at shallow. If the water isn't up to your neck, then it's shallow...if you don't want it to be shallow, stand on your head.

....like.......... the head of your penis....or what?

Fly...if it were pointing up, it would be the same difference...

hmmmmmmmm.......


same difference.......isn't that an oxyMORON?????????:D

Hard to say, only knowing one moron, don't have much experience...

But it's a possibility, so just run with it if you feel like it...