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Old 05-28-2004, 04:16 AM   #121 (permalink)
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some weirdo annoyed us at the pub tonight.
hate that.
pity we're too nice.
drunk.
in love with the world.
but not some things.
like, well, things i used to love.
they suck now.
disappointong
upset now
wish things were old again
not so
but love new ways
lots of work due
worried
in love,
maybe not
enamoured
maybe
lots
of people
loving life
interesting twists tonight
stop playing
finish
not sure
unsure
wish it were different
no
how to say
not say
but mean
crush
no
love
no
need
yes
time
yes
understand
no
why
no
online
change
?
maybe needed
stagnant
bored
twitchy
scared
manly
need
battle
controversy
scandal
conflict
yes
need
yes
want
yes
read
no.
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Old 05-28-2004, 04:16 AM   #122 (permalink)
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it's time
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Old 05-28-2004, 01:21 PM   #123 (permalink)
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that was awfully good...
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Old 05-28-2004, 01:29 PM   #124 (permalink)
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Wow.. a lot of bull shit lol.
That pic of that persons eye ewwwww that looked painfull and gross.
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Old 05-28-2004, 11:26 PM   #125 (permalink)
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David Bowie stares at me. It gives me the heebie jeebies. I think I'm going to confront him. But when he gives me the karate eyes I just................I just fall to pieces.



I'm so alone.
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Old 05-29-2004, 09:12 AM   #126 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2004, 10:14 AM   #127 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2004, 11:46 AM   #128 (permalink)
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I once shot a man just to watch him die... but then I got distracted, and I missed it. My friends tried to describe it to me, but... it just wasn't the same.

*sigh*

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Old 05-29-2004, 01:11 PM   #129 (permalink)
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Security Guard: All right son, I'm going to need those two hams back.
Chris Griffin: I... I don't have any hams.
Security Guard: Lift up your shirt son.
Chris Griffin: I need an adult. I need an adult.
Security Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty, fat, fatty. Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid. Aren't ya fatty? He's a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate fatso.
Chris Griffin: Thanks.



Old Man: Hey, muscly arm, why the long face?
Chris: It's this girl. I can't talk to her. It's like girls are a different species or something.
Old Man: Who needs them? You like Popsicles?
Chris: Well, sure.
Old Man: Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles.
Chris: No, thanks. I gotta get going.
Old Man: Don't make me beg now.
Chris: You're funny. Bye.
Old Man: Get your fat ass back here.


*sigh* family guy.
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Old 05-29-2004, 10:05 PM   #130 (permalink)
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A tisket a tasket ,A little yellow basket.I wrote a letter to my mommy,On the way I dropped it,I dropped it I dropped it,Yes,On the way I dropped it a little girly picked it up and put it in her pocket.A tisket a tasket a little yellow basket I wrote a letter to my mommy,on the way I dropped it.I dropped it,Yes on the way I dropped it a little girly picked it up and put in her pocket.
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Old 05-29-2004, 10:47 PM   #131 (permalink)
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Old 05-30-2004, 06:43 AM   #132 (permalink)
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this is how we do it up here......


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Old 05-30-2004, 09:29 AM   #133 (permalink)
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Did you just post a pic of a big hookah and a minor? Hmmm?
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Old 05-30-2004, 09:38 AM   #134 (permalink)
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no minors there............and it's the stanley fucking cup hookah baby
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Old 05-30-2004, 11:58 AM   #135 (permalink)
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Yes yes it is... but I say the boy on the right is sixteen...
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Old 05-30-2004, 05:38 PM   #136 (permalink)
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Sshhhh...listen! Do you smell that? It smell like...infinity...or maybe rotten eggs, I can never tell the two apart.
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Old 05-30-2004, 06:47 PM   #137 (permalink)
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Old 05-30-2004, 08:24 PM   #138 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2004, 07:19 AM   #139 (permalink)
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Tuna on rye!
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Old 05-31-2004, 08:22 AM   #140 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2004, 01:49 PM   #141 (permalink)
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oh god yes!!!
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Old 06-01-2004, 12:44 PM   #142 (permalink)
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and the band played on...
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Old 06-01-2004, 05:40 PM   #143 (permalink)
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yes they did........


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Old 06-01-2004, 07:40 PM   #144 (permalink)
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"...and lo, the crucified Christ was resurrected......and a gigantic rabbit didst hop about the land, spreading colorful boiled eggs."

The Biblical Origin of the Easter Bunny
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Old 06-02-2004, 02:49 AM   #145 (permalink)
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thats a fukin lie and you know it!!!!
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Old 06-02-2004, 04:40 AM   #146 (permalink)
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"...and lo, the crucified Christ was resurrected......and a gigantic rabbit didst hop about the land, spreading colorful boiled eggs."

The Biblical Origin of the Easter Bunny
"and lo, the limp phallus was resurrected......and a gigantic playboy bunny didst hop about the land, spreading long tanned legs."

The Biblical Origin of the Easter Bundy
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Old 06-02-2004, 02:12 PM   #147 (permalink)
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"...and lo, the crucified Christ was resurrected......and a gigantic rabbit didst hop about the land, spreading colorful boiled eggs."

The Biblical Origin of the Easter Bunny
Quote:
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"and lo, the limp phallus was resurrected......and a gigantic playboy bunny didst hop about the land, spreading long tanned legs."

The Biblical Origin of the Easter Bundy
That's a pretty hellacious one-two combo right there.


This was my mom's favorite joke for who-knows how long...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?









Stick.
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Old 06-02-2004, 02:31 PM   #148 (permalink)
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where's my painter?????

GAH...........
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Old 06-02-2004, 02:55 PM   #149 (permalink)
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i'll do the painting bernie...






note the lovely wallpaper...

hmmm... come to think about it... i really wouldn't hire me.
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Old 06-02-2004, 07:04 PM   #150 (permalink)
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Old 06-03-2004, 06:53 PM   #151 (permalink)
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good night
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Old 06-04-2004, 12:54 AM   #152 (permalink)
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Lullaby
by W. H. Auden

Lay Your Sleeping head, my love,
Human on my faithless arm:
Time and fevers burn away
Individual beauty from
Thoughtful children, and the grave
Proves the child ephemeral:
But in my arms till break of day
Let the living creature lie,
Mortal, guilty, but to me
The entirely beautiful.

Soul and body have no bounds:
To lovers as they lie upon
Her tolerant enchanted slope
In their ordinary swoon,
Grave the vision Venus sends
Of supernatural sympathy,
Universal love and hope;
While an abstract insight wakes
Among the glaciers and the rocks
The hermit's carnal ecstasy,

Certainty, fidelity
On the stroke of midnight pass
Like vibrations of a bell
And fashionable madmen raise
Their pedantic boring cry:
Every farthing of the cost.
All the dreaded cards foretell.
Shall be paid, but from this night
Not a whisper, not a thought.
Not a kiss nor look be lost.

Beauty, midnight, vision dies:
Let the winds of dawn that blow
Softly round your dreaming head
Such a day of welcome show
Eye and knocking heart may bless,
Find our mortal world enough;
Noons of dryness find you fed
By the involuntary powers,
Nights of insult let you pass
Watched by every human love.
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Old 06-04-2004, 02:40 AM   #153 (permalink)
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Turn the pages of this old book
Sounds (Feels?) familiar, it may be worth a second look
Wrapping up dope in a paper bag
Talking to yourself taking a drag
What does it matter the things you say
They'll never hear it anyway
Gotta get past the negative things
Lawyers and business, you get what you bring
No one's sorry you did it yourself
It's time to relax now and then give it hell

Someday you'll find what you're looking for
Someday you'll find everything you're looking for

You didn't bet on the Dodgers to beat the Giants
And David came up,

Now you gotta pay up
You didn't count on that
Geez, half the money's gone
The month is still young
Where are you gonna go now?

You gotta trust someone

Trust someone

Someone to trust.

Can't go to your brother

Cause that money's all gone

Can't go to your friends


Someday you'll find what you're looking for
Someday you'll find everything you're looking for
Someday you'll find everything you're looking for
Someday you'll find everything you're looking for, yeah

Made out like a bandit for so many years
What're you looking for?
One more big score?
What're you trying to prove?
Try to get closer but not too close

(Try to get past it but not too far past it)
Try to get through but not be through
No one can touch you now

No one can touch you now
I can touch you now

(Nobody can see you now

But I can see you)
You're invisible, you've got too many secrets
Bob Dylan said that
Or something like that

Someday you'll find what you're looking for
Someday you'll find everything you're looking for
Someday you'll find everything you're looking for
Someday you'll find everything you're looking for, yeah
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Old 06-06-2004, 10:29 AM   #154 (permalink)
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I believe life is like a Slim Jim...think on that.

Discuss.
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Old 06-06-2004, 04:52 PM   #155 (permalink)
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I believe life is like a Slim Jim...think on that.

Discuss.
hmmm...

yes, you have a strong point.

i don't understand what a Slim Jim is; and this corresonds directly with my lack of understanding regarding the meaning of life...

H12, you should write a book about Slim Jims.
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Old 06-06-2004, 05:09 PM   #156 (permalink)
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Old 06-06-2004, 07:23 PM   #157 (permalink)
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So tonight I'll ask the stars above,How did I ever win your love,What did I do, what did I say,To turn your Angel Eyes my way?Don't anyone wake me if it's just a dream,Aw - she's the best thing that ever happened to me,All you fellows, you can look all your life,But this girl you see is leavin' here with me tonight.There's just one more thing I need to know,If this is love why does it scare me so?Must be something only you could see,'Cause girl I feel it when you look at me. <3
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Old 06-07-2004, 03:06 AM   #158 (permalink)
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So tonight I'll ask the stars above,
"How did I ever win your love?"
What did I do?
What did I say,
to turn your angel eyes my way?
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Old 06-07-2004, 07:43 PM   #159 (permalink)
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"and lo, the limp phallus was resurrected......and a gigantic playboy bunny didst hop about the land, spreading long tanned legs."

The Biblical Origin of the Easter Bundy

I set em up.......................



You rape their mothers.
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Old 06-07-2004, 08:47 PM   #160 (permalink)
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i call bullshit.



"bullshit.".........."heeeerrrrre bullshit".........."come on boy"
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