uncle phil

gettin' awfully big in here...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

micah67

Cool.

Uh, What's the policy on bringing a a couple of blond, identical-twin, friends?

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Fly

HELL YEAH...the more the merrier

wooooohooo.....can we have firecrackers too stevieY?

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SterlingStudios

YzermanS19

flyman, fireworks are REQUIRED. As is blonde identicle twin friends.....that is, if they are hot and they are of the female persuasion.

Most certainly, we'll need a lot of supplies for being in, but with a little contribution from all......we can make this work.

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

Wolfmoon

i thought this was a small penis apperation thread....(backs out of thread slowly)

YzermanS19

People with large penises know how to spell "appreciation" correctly, and are most certainly the most "in" that one can get. Unfortunately, you've shown your not one of these people.

If you truly want in, your gonna have to apologize.

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

Wolfmoon

i don't think in want in...and btw dont you know spelling doesnt count on teh interweb

YzermanS19

Who yah gonna call?

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

Fly

damn dude can i bring her too




i bet at her age...she could teach us ALL a trick or two.

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SterlingStudios

SaltPork

Is that why he had me go out and buy 300 forearm-sized dildos?

I've been used as a pawn in his deviant sex game???? I feel so used.

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

micah67

Wait! I want the "Mutant strain of small pox"

Does that cost extra?

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YzermanS19

DAMN YOU TO HELL BONES!

YOU FOILED MY ATTEMPT!

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

Meridae'n

Gee, i haven't been in for a while now...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

SaltPork

Count yourself lucky...I had to buy 300 of those fisting dildos and now I can't get my money back.

THOSE BASTARDS!!!!

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

Mr Scorcex

Fisting dildos, eh? I am this close to being out.

YzermanS19

Scorcex.......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

wrkime, plop those babies in your front lawn, it'll look like the DEAD HAVE RISEN!!!!!!!

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

Conclamo Ludus

Do you still need people to be in?

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

MrFlux

I only managed to get halfway in.

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flux (n.)
Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

Fly

good things come to those that are in......isn't that right stevieY?

*lights up to prepare for negotiation*

(damn....wrong quote.)

halfway works too.....any little bit helps.

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SterlingStudios

MrFlux

BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF I FALL OUT FLYMAN?! HUH?!

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flux (n.)
Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

YzermanS19

Yeah, we still need people to be in. Its best if you leave the paper work up to me and the rolling paperwork up to flyman.

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

Drider_it

from the deepest shadows a figure emerges.. with a quick turn of his wrist a gun appears.. he looks around snide in his arrogance..

Im in like flin.. of course flin is in a tin can behind me.. he didnt pay his bill..

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It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies.

MrFlux

I'm sorry, my hearing aid was turned down... what did you say?

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flux (n.)
Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

rat

i guess i'm still in...so uh...who else is in?

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Midlandmadman

I am still totally IN!!!

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Its good to be back.

Drider_it

im in.. im out .. im in .. im out.. ahhhhhh im spent.. im in still

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It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies.

SaltPork

I guess I'm still in, and in with style with the 300 forearm fisting dildos.

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

Mr Scorcex

Ok, I guess I'm still in as there has been no further mention of fisting dildos, sexual favors for cures and the like being used on myself.

Stiltzkin

My eyes are burning. What the hell am I still doing staring at the screen? I don't know... and umm, I'm in, I suppose.

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The most important thing in this world is love.

Pheatius

I bring 187 grocery bags full of potato chips and other munchies for all those that are still 'in'. Name your munchie...and I have it for you...

GSRIDER

Hey count me out... I got stuff to do this weekend.

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Fly

Mr.Flux...in regards to your falling out....you'll have to ask StevieY.

i'm only in charge of the rolling paperwork.

no worries though...i'm sure the shit'll get set straight soon.

so....who's got the wobblies comin'?

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SterlingStudios

Mr Scorcex

Phaetius, I could go for some Cheez Doodles. If you don't mind. Hmm, what can I bring to the party? Uh, Guns! Sure, we'll need guns for something, and when we do, I'll have em for us all.

NetterButter

y'all are crazy, i'll just stand outside the window and watch

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YzermanS19

Hush yo mouth bones!

Phase 2 doesnt exist. I just need a headcount to see who's in. We need EVERYONE.

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

Sion

Im STILL in, btw.

and, if necessary, I'll bring my bow. Sometimes guns are too noisy and what is really needed is a nice silent weapon. Yzer, should I bring the broadheads or will field points be enough?

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Fremen

I didn't know we were bringing weapons.
Do you think I need my katana?

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Miranda

I'M IN!!
I'm bringin the schnapps!

SaltPork

I stole a truck full of wobbly-pops, where do you want it?

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

Pheatius

Mr Scorcex gets an 8 lbs bag of Cheez Doodles.

The locals have all been paid off and the perimeter of the undisclosed location is secure.