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Old 07-14-2003, 04:11 PM   #41 (permalink)
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gettin' awfully big in here...
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Old 07-14-2003, 04:16 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Cool.

Uh, What's the policy on bringing a a couple of blond, identical-twin, friends?
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Old 07-14-2003, 04:17 PM   #43 (permalink)
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gettin' awfully big in here...
HELL YEAH...the more the merrier

wooooohooo.....can we have firecrackers too stevieY?
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Old 07-14-2003, 05:38 PM   #44 (permalink)
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flyman, fireworks are REQUIRED. As is blonde identicle twin friends.....that is, if they are hot and they are of the female persuasion.

Most certainly, we'll need a lot of supplies for being in, but with a little contribution from all......we can make this work.
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Old 07-14-2003, 05:49 PM   #45 (permalink)
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i thought this was a small penis apperation thread....(backs out of thread slowly)
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Old 07-14-2003, 05:51 PM   #46 (permalink)
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i thought this was a small penis apperation thread....(backs out of thread slowly)
People with large penises know how to spell "appreciation" correctly, and are most certainly the most "in" that one can get. Unfortunately, you've shown your not one of these people.

If you truly want in, your gonna have to apologize.
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Old 07-14-2003, 05:58 PM   #47 (permalink)
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People with large penises know how to spell "appreciation" correctly, and are most certainly the most "in" that one can get. Unfortunately, you've shown your not one of these people.

If you truly want in, your gonna have to apologize.
i don't think in want in...and btw dont you know spelling doesnt count on teh interweb
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Old 07-14-2003, 06:23 PM   #48 (permalink)
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a small penis apperetion?

is that like a little dick ghost?
Who yah gonna call?
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Old 07-14-2003, 06:30 PM   #49 (permalink)
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damn dude can i bring her too




i bet at her age...she could teach us ALL a trick or two.
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Old 07-15-2003, 06:25 AM   #50 (permalink)
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NO ONE IS IN, I REPEAT, NO ONE IS IN.

YZERMAN JUST GETS YOU IN AND THEN INJECTS YOU WITH A MUTANT STRAIN OF SMALL POX THEN MAKES YOU DO WEIRD SEXUAL ACTS TO GET THE ANECDOTE.
Is that why he had me go out and buy 300 forearm-sized dildos?

I've been used as a pawn in his deviant sex game???? I feel so used.
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Old 07-15-2003, 09:27 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Wait! I want the "Mutant strain of small pox"

Does that cost extra?
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Old 07-15-2003, 04:53 PM   #52 (permalink)
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DAMN YOU TO HELL BONES!

YOU FOILED MY ATTEMPT!
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Old 07-15-2003, 05:05 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Gee, i haven't been in for a while now...
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Old 07-15-2003, 05:57 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Gee, i haven't been in for a while now...
Count yourself lucky...I had to buy 300 of those fisting dildos and now I can't get my money back.

THOSE BASTARDS!!!!
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Old 07-15-2003, 06:03 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Fisting dildos, eh? I am this close to being out.
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Old 07-15-2003, 06:33 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Scorcex.......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

wrkime, plop those babies in your front lawn, it'll look like the DEAD HAVE RISEN!!!!!!!
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Old 07-15-2003, 06:52 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Do you still need people to be in?
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Old 07-15-2003, 07:08 PM   #58 (permalink)
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I only managed to get halfway in.
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Old 07-15-2003, 07:24 PM   #59 (permalink)
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I only managed to get halfway in.
good things come to those that are in......isn't that right stevieY?

*lights up to prepare for negotiation*

(damn....wrong quote.)

halfway works too.....any little bit helps.
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Old 07-15-2003, 07:40 PM   #60 (permalink)
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BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF I FALL OUT FLYMAN?! HUH?!
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Old 07-15-2003, 08:24 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Yeah, we still need people to be in. Its best if you leave the paper work up to me and the rolling paperwork up to flyman.
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Old 07-15-2003, 08:28 PM   #62 (permalink)
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from the deepest shadows a figure emerges.. with a quick turn of his wrist a gun appears.. he looks around snide in his arrogance..

Im in like flin.. of course flin is in a tin can behind me.. he didnt pay his bill..
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Old 07-15-2003, 08:40 PM   #63 (permalink)
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I'm sorry, my hearing aid was turned down... what did you say?
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Old 07-16-2003, 09:17 AM   #64 (permalink)
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i guess i'm still in...so uh...who else is in?
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Old 07-16-2003, 10:06 AM   #65 (permalink)
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I am still totally IN!!!
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Old 07-16-2003, 11:23 AM   #66 (permalink)
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im in.. im out .. im in .. im out.. ahhhhhh im spent.. im in still
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Old 07-16-2003, 11:27 AM   #67 (permalink)
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I guess I'm still in, and in with style with the 300 forearm fisting dildos.
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Old 07-16-2003, 07:46 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Ok, I guess I'm still in as there has been no further mention of fisting dildos, sexual favors for cures and the like being used on myself.
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Old 07-16-2003, 09:54 PM   #69 (permalink)
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My eyes are burning. What the hell am I still doing staring at the screen? I don't know... and umm, I'm in, I suppose.
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Old 07-17-2003, 01:06 PM   #70 (permalink)
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I bring 187 grocery bags full of potato chips and other munchies for all those that are still 'in'. Name your munchie...and I have it for you...
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Old 07-17-2003, 01:10 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Hey count me out... I got stuff to do this weekend.
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Old 07-17-2003, 03:48 PM   #72 (permalink)
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Yeah, we still need people to be in. Its best if you leave the paper work up to me and the rolling paperwork up to flyman.
Mr.Flux...in regards to your falling out....you'll have to ask StevieY.

i'm only in charge of the rolling paperwork.

no worries though...i'm sure the shit'll get set straight soon.

so....who's got the wobblies comin'?
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Old 07-17-2003, 03:53 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Phaetius, I could go for some Cheez Doodles. If you don't mind. Hmm, what can I bring to the party? Uh, Guns! Sure, we'll need guns for something, and when we do, I'll have em for us all.
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Old 07-17-2003, 03:57 PM   #74 (permalink)
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y'all are crazy, i'll just stand outside the window and watch
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Old 07-17-2003, 05:17 PM   #75 (permalink)
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Hush yo mouth bones!

Phase 2 doesnt exist. I just need a headcount to see who's in. We need EVERYONE.
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Old 07-17-2003, 08:53 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Im STILL in, btw.

and, if necessary, I'll bring my bow. Sometimes guns are too noisy and what is really needed is a nice silent weapon. Yzer, should I bring the broadheads or will field points be enough?
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Old 07-18-2003, 04:36 AM   #77 (permalink)
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I didn't know we were bringing weapons.
Do you think I need my katana?
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Old 07-18-2003, 04:39 AM   #78 (permalink)
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I'M IN!!
I'm bringin the schnapps!
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Old 07-18-2003, 06:06 AM   #79 (permalink)
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I stole a truck full of wobbly-pops, where do you want it?
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Old 07-18-2003, 07:28 AM   #80 (permalink)
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Mr Scorcex gets an 8 lbs bag of Cheez Doodles.

The locals have all been paid off and the perimeter of the undisclosed location is secure.

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