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TerresqueÜ · 04-21-2003, 10:20 PM

...It's when you rub your gentinals until you have an orgasm! Wow!"

This and many other "delightful" quotes are found in a book my freind showed me.

I didn't personally read it, she just showed me random funny quotes.

ariekitten · 04-22-2003, 11:32 AM

hmmmm
i dunno about books like that...
corrupting our youth...
oh wait, damnit nevermind. we ARE our youth.
no, wait. i'm wrong again. oh whatever!

BBtB · 04-22-2003, 11:43 AM

Good book. I read it in a day and a half. I oughta reread it. Has a number of good quotes as well as references to alot of good music.

World's King · 04-22-2003, 12:12 PM

I just finished... wow.

troit · 04-22-2003, 01:35 PM

Hey -- what's up with all this white stuff?

troit · 04-22-2003, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
its called snow troit, or maybe its semen... i dont know...taste it.

sure thing man -- you first.

pickledaddy · 04-22-2003, 03:18 PM

I don't believe everything I read.

KillerYoda · 04-22-2003, 04:40 PM

"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."

K-Billy · 04-22-2003, 06:48 PM

ohhhh. So that's what masturbation is. I thought I knew, but I was way off.

vermin · 04-22-2003, 08:05 PM

Does that mean you have to stop after orgasm?

04-21-2003, 10:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	"Do you know what masturbation is... ...It's when you rub your gentinals until you have an orgasm! Wow!" This and many other "delightful" quotes are found in a book my freind showed me. I didn't personally read it, she just showed me random funny quotes.

04-22-2003, 11:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	hmmmm i dunno about books like that... corrupting our youth... oh wait, damnit nevermind. we ARE our youth. no, wait. i'm wrong again. oh whatever! __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

04-22-2003, 11:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Good book. I read it in a day and a half. I oughta reread it. Has a number of good quotes as well as references to alot of good music. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

04-22-2003, 12:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I just finished... wow. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

04-22-2003, 01:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Hey -- what's up with all this white stuff? __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

04-22-2003, 03:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
pickledaddy Loser Location: TN	I don't believe everything I read.

04-22-2003, 04:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
KillerYoda The Original Emo Gangsta Location: Sixth Floor, Texas School Book Depository	"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise." __________________ "So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team."

04-22-2003, 06:48 PM	#9 (permalink)
K-Billy Banned Location: Dayton	ohhhh. So that's what masturbation is. I thought I knew, but I was way off.

04-22-2003, 08:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Does that mean you have to stop after orgasm? __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.