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Giant Hamburger · 07-11-2003, 09:53 AM

Here at Hamburger Laboratories

located on

We have one machine

and three dedicated scientists

working on many innovative projects involving hamburger technology.

We dream about the hamburgers of the future.

You know, it’s not all about giant hamburgers

although the ladies seem to love them.

There is the Tiny Hamburger arm of our operations

and the attempts at B.I., burger intelligence.

Sometimes, with all of our various efforts, there are glorious failures

and some not-so-glorious.

We worship a dark, cold, celestial god that will not brook failure for long.

So please think of us when ordering your next meal.

We will be thinking of you.
-GH

sadistikdreams · 07-11-2003, 10:13 AM

I will be thinking about you. *chomp into hamburger*

G_Whiz · 07-11-2003, 10:31 AM

Nice thread to read just before lunch.

Nice work. Keep it up.

Now, I actually have to go to lunch. I think I'll have Chinese. Naw, it's gotta be a Hamburger.

Spinach_Indeed · 07-11-2003, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Giant Hamburger
We dream about the hamburgers of the future.

Holy Crap, That's Monolith Burger from the Space Quest Series. I love those games. It's been ages since I played. You've bought back Nostalgic memories of joy, Giant Hamburger.

God Bless you.

bondagegirl · 07-11-2003, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Giant Hamburger

There is the Tiny Hamburger arm of our operations

These are my favorite things in the world! mmmm gummi burgers, and gummi pizzas...

Thanks GH for the story, you always crack me up!

BBtB · 07-11-2003, 11:05 AM

Thats the most hamburger related pictures I have seen in a single thread in atleast a fortnight.

rockogre · 07-11-2003, 11:31 AM

Man, nothing eats like dead cow carcass ground and grilled.

paddyjoe · 07-11-2003, 12:44 PM

GH, please remind everyone of the thought and care that needs to go into forming the perfect pattie.

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QgDLAkoUDrB94QDT6RV0tHzxSKByotucqcuPEPY!I*YD0tK8kV3BZRKv*Ko0ZkgxOaTASnXgUYGyjymQpNZmt!tiJA0Ilgjq2Gci6R4!qic/burgers.gif?dc=4675429870463465768[/IMG]

BigTruck1956 · 07-11-2003, 05:30 PM

hahhahaa hamburgers rule!!

cchris · 07-11-2003, 06:39 PM

Well now it is lunchtime.
"Sparks up BBQ".

heyal256 · 07-11-2003, 06:55 PM

I think that the only thing missing from this thread is a picture of burgertime (the old arcade game). More info here (in case someone doesn't know what game I'm talking about) http://www.klov.com/B/BurgerTime.html

richeee · 07-11-2003, 07:05 PM

Great Post, Oh Giant Burger!
I'm off to Red Robin, now!

grumpyolddude · 07-11-2003, 08:52 PM

Oh Giant Hamburger! We pray you are please with our modest offering:

May our Hamburger Shrine be pleasing in your, er, eye(?).

Fly · 07-12-2003, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rockogre
Man, nothing eats like dead cow carcass ground and grilled.

dude....you said it

dead animal.thanx GH.

tikki · 07-12-2003, 05:30 AM

[homer]mmmmmmm. flesh....[/homer]

Reese · 07-12-2003, 05:58 AM

Giant Hamburger.. for such a giant hamburger you have a tiny avatar...

HiThereDear · 07-12-2003, 10:09 AM

Hey, as they say, Cybermike, it ain't the size of the patty, its how you slide it between the buns that's important.

TerresqueÜ · 07-12-2003, 01:29 PM

I certainly can't wait for the first "Space Burger"

bondagegirl · 07-12-2003, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HiThereDear
Hey, as they say, Cybermike, it ain't the size of the patty, its how you slide it between the buns that's important.

damn that was funny, that had me crackin up. I'm goign to have to steal that! lol

Giant Hamburger · 07-12-2003, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cybermike
Giant Hamburger.. for such a giant hamburger you have a tiny avatar...

Hail Cybermike,

I am very far away from you that is why I appear so tiny. Your distance perception is functioning famously.

Remain still...

With the help of my assistant, I will now approach you.

Do not be alarmed.

How's that?
-GH

LittleOralAnnie · 07-13-2003, 09:24 AM

*licks lips* looks mouthwatering to me

MacGnG · 07-13-2003, 12:03 PM

Gortexfogg · 07-13-2003, 12:53 PM

"Three dedicated scientists"... hahaha! Funny stuff. Makes me hungry.

Fire · 07-26-2003, 12:56 AM

all hail the giant hamburger

07-11-2003, 09:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hamburger Technology Here at Hamburger Laboratories located on We have one machine and three dedicated scientists working on many innovative projects involving hamburger technology. We dream about the hamburgers of the future. You know, it’s not all about giant hamburgers although the ladies seem to love them. There is the Tiny Hamburger arm of our operations and the attempts at B.I., burger intelligence. Sometimes, with all of our various efforts, there are glorious failures and some not-so-glorious. We worship a dark, cold, celestial god that will not brook failure for long. So please think of us when ordering your next meal. We will be thinking of you. -GH Last edited by Giant Hamburger; 07-12-2003 at 10:58 PM..

07-11-2003, 10:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	I will be thinking about you. chomp into hamburger __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

07-11-2003, 10:31 AM	#3 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	Nice thread to read just before lunch. Nice work. Keep it up. Now, I actually have to go to lunch. I think I'll have Chinese. Naw, it's gotta be a Hamburger. __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

07-11-2003, 11:05 AM	#6 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Thats the most hamburger related pictures I have seen in a single thread in atleast a fortnight. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

07-11-2003, 11:31 AM	#7 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Man, nothing eats like dead cow carcass ground and grilled. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

07-11-2003, 12:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	GH, please remind everyone of the thought and care that needs to go into forming the perfect pattie. [IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QgDLAkoUDrB94QDT6RV0tHzxSKByotucqcuPEPY!IYD0tK8kV3BZRKvKo0ZkgxOaTASnXgUYGyjymQpNZmt!tiJA0Ilgjq2Gci6R4!qic/burgers.gif?dc=4675429870463465768[/IMG] Last edited by paddyjoe; 07-12-2003 at 05:02 AM..

07-11-2003, 05:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
BigTruck1956 Psycho Location: norcal	hahhahaa hamburgers rule!! __________________ so much to do, so little time.....at least i aint bored.

07-11-2003, 06:39 PM	#10 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Well now it is lunchtime. "Sparks up BBQ". __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-11-2003, 06:55 PM	#11 (permalink)
heyal256 Not so great lurker Location: NY	I think that the only thing missing from this thread is a picture of burgertime (the old arcade game). More info here (in case someone doesn't know what game I'm talking about) http://www.klov.com/B/BurgerTime.html

07-11-2003, 07:05 PM	#12 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Great Post, Oh Giant Burger! I'm off to Red Robin, now! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

07-11-2003, 08:52 PM	#13 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Oh Giant Hamburger! We pray you are please with our modest offering: May our Hamburger Shrine be pleasing in your, er, eye(?). __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-12-2003, 05:30 AM	#15 (permalink)
tikki Justified Location: West Lafayette, IN	[homer]mmmmmmm. flesh....[/homer] __________________ Take notice. Take interest. Take me with you.

07-12-2003, 05:58 AM	#16 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	Giant Hamburger.. for such a giant hamburger you have a tiny avatar... __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

07-12-2003, 10:09 AM	#17 (permalink)
HiThereDear Insane	Hey, as they say, Cybermike, it ain't the size of the patty, its how you slide it between the buns that's important.

07-12-2003, 01:29 PM	#18 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	I certainly can't wait for the first "Space Burger" __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-13-2003, 09:24 AM	#21 (permalink)
LittleOralAnnie Banned	licks lips looks mouthwatering to me

07-13-2003, 12:03 PM	#22 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	lol

07-26-2003, 12:56 AM	#24 (permalink)
Fire Warrior Smith Location: missouri	all hail the giant hamburger __________________ Thought the harder, Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our might lessens

07-13-2003, 12:53 PM	#23 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	"Three dedicated scientists"... hahaha! Funny stuff. Makes me hungry.