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Giant Hamburger 07-11-2003 09:53 AM

Hamburger Technology
 
Here at Hamburger Laboratories
http://www.ergoworksconsulting.com/i...laboratory.jpg

located on
http://www.burgerweb.com/burgeredit/...e/BS/BS024.jpg

We have one machine
http://www.eartechnology.com/images/...T206%20002.jpg

and three dedicated scientists
http://www.austruck.com/burger.jpg
http://www.ncsu.edu/studyabroad/intl/burger.jpg
http://www.twinnies.demon.co.uk/prk/...er-problem.jpg

working on many innovative projects involving hamburger technology.
http://www.accutemp.net/images/3WayChart.gif

We dream about the hamburgers of the future.
http://www.reviewgames.com/images/Re...h%20burger.jpg

You know, it’s not all about giant hamburgers
http://www2.vo.lu/homepages/eric/aus...oen/burger.jpg

although the ladies seem to love them.
http://members.aol.com/StanDCmr/burger.jpg

There is the Tiny Hamburger arm of our operations
http://www.suesswaren-dinler.de/eingang/Mini_Burger.jpg

http://www.moomilk.com/images/aug_00_burger.jpg

and the attempts at B.I., burger intelligence.
http://www.nylon.net/brainburger/burger.jpg

Sometimes, with all of our various efforts, there are glorious failures
http://www.shariborkin.com/images/FI..._600_small.jpg

and some not-so-glorious.
http://www.xtec.es/~fchorda/credit/c...jpg/burger.jpg

We worship a dark, cold, celestial god that will not brook failure for long.
http://spaceflightnow.com/news/n0208.../hamburger.jpg

So please think of us when ordering your next meal.
http://www.public.iastate.edu/~tinaf/burger.jpg

We will be thinking of you.
-GH

sadistikdreams 07-11-2003 10:13 AM

I will be thinking about you. *chomp into hamburger*

G_Whiz 07-11-2003 10:31 AM

Nice thread to read just before lunch.

Nice work. Keep it up.

Now, I actually have to go to lunch. I think I'll have Chinese. Naw, it's gotta be a Hamburger.

Spinach_Indeed 07-11-2003 10:46 AM

Re: Hamburger Technology
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Giant Hamburger
We dream about the hamburgers of the future.
http://www.reviewgames.com/images/Re...h%20burger.jpg
Holy Crap, That's Monolith Burger from the Space Quest Series. I love those games. It's been ages since I played. You've bought back Nostalgic memories of joy, Giant Hamburger.

God Bless you.

bondagegirl 07-11-2003 11:03 AM

Re: Hamburger Technology
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Giant Hamburger



There is the Tiny Hamburger arm of our operations
http://www.suesswaren-dinler.de/eingang/Mini_Burger.jpg



These are my favorite things in the world! mmmm gummi burgers, and gummi pizzas...


Thanks GH for the story, you always crack me up!

BBtB 07-11-2003 11:05 AM

Thats the most hamburger related pictures I have seen in a single thread in atleast a fortnight.

rockogre 07-11-2003 11:31 AM

Man, nothing eats like dead cow carcass ground and grilled.

paddyjoe 07-11-2003 12:44 PM

GH, please remind everyone of the thought and care that needs to go into forming the perfect pattie.

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QgDLAkoUDrB94QDT6RV0tHzxSKByotucqcuPEPY!I*YD0tK8kV3BZRKv*Ko0ZkgxOaTASnXgUYGyjymQpNZmt!tiJA0Ilgjq2Gci6R4!qic/burgers.gif?dc=4675429870463465768[/IMG]

BigTruck1956 07-11-2003 05:30 PM

hahhahaa hamburgers rule!!

cchris 07-11-2003 06:39 PM

Well now it is lunchtime.
"Sparks up BBQ".

heyal256 07-11-2003 06:55 PM

I think that the only thing missing from this thread is a picture of burgertime (the old arcade game). More info here (in case someone doesn't know what game I'm talking about) http://www.klov.com/B/BurgerTime.html

richeee 07-11-2003 07:05 PM

Great Post, Oh Giant Burger!
I'm off to Red Robin, now!

grumpyolddude 07-11-2003 08:52 PM

Oh Giant Hamburger! We pray you are please with our modest offering:
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RAALA...29917532866586

May our Hamburger Shrine be pleasing in your, er, eye(?).

Fly 07-12-2003 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rockogre
Man, nothing eats like dead cow carcass ground and grilled.
dude....you said it

dead animal.thanx GH.

tikki 07-12-2003 05:30 AM

[homer]mmmmmmm. flesh....[/homer]

:D

Reese 07-12-2003 05:58 AM

Giant Hamburger.. for such a giant hamburger you have a tiny avatar...

HiThereDear 07-12-2003 10:09 AM

Hey, as they say, Cybermike, it ain't the size of the patty, its how you slide it between the buns that's important.

TerresqueÜ 07-12-2003 01:29 PM

I certainly can't wait for the first "Space Burger"

bondagegirl 07-12-2003 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HiThereDear
Hey, as they say, Cybermike, it ain't the size of the patty, its how you slide it between the buns that's important.

damn that was funny, that had me crackin up. I'm goign to have to steal that! lol:lol:

Giant Hamburger 07-12-2003 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cybermike
Giant Hamburger.. for such a giant hamburger you have a tiny avatar...
Hail Cybermike,

I am very far away from you that is why I appear so tiny. Your distance perception is functioning famously.

Remain still...


With the help of my assistant, I will now approach you.


Do not be alarmed.


http://www.nctc.net/counties/sioux/burger.jpg

How's that?
-GH

LittleOralAnnie 07-13-2003 09:24 AM

*licks lips* looks mouthwatering to me

MacGnG 07-13-2003 12:03 PM

lol

Gortexfogg 07-13-2003 12:53 PM

"Three dedicated scientists"... hahaha! Funny stuff. Makes me hungry.

Fire 07-26-2003 12:56 AM

all hail the giant hamburger


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