new! amazing! the ergonomic keyboard for pirates! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

phredgreen · 07-11-2003, 01:49 AM

the new computing sensation that's taking the seven seas by storm...

cchris · 07-11-2003, 06:27 AM

HARHARHARHA

shalafi · 07-11-2003, 07:06 AM

damn i need to get me one o them

G_Whiz · 07-11-2003, 07:25 AM

Looks cool, but explain to me how it's ergonomic? And, where do I get one?

platypus · 07-11-2003, 07:59 AM

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Originally posted by G_Whiz
Looks cool, but explain to me how it's ergonomic?

I would think the SHIFT key is not needed as the R should be capped by default (no pirate says, "rrrrrr!"). So, if this is true, then all required interaction with the keyboard can be done with a single hook.

Avast! It is Errrrrgonomic.

G_Whiz · 07-11-2003, 08:19 AM

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Originally posted by platypus
I would think the SHIFT key is not needed as the R should be capped by default (no pirate says, "rrrrrr!"). So, if this is true, then all required interaction with the keyboard can be done with a single hook.

Avast! It is Errrrrgonomic.

That's as good an explanation as any other.

Sign me up, Matey!!

Batman976 · 07-11-2003, 08:44 AM

Let the pirate jokes begin! Starting off with the classic...

Q: What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A: RRRRRRRR!

Q: Where do pirate's go to drink?
A: To the barrrrrrr!

Q: How do they get there?
A: In their carrrrrrrs!

Q: Why don't they walk?
A: Because it's farrrrrr!

Q: What made the pirate sick?
A: His SARRRRRRRRS!

Okay, I'll leave some for you guys! Heh.

Peetster · 07-11-2003, 09:54 AM

HAR HAR HAR! Avast, yea Maties! More Grog! Aaarg.

aus5tin · 07-11-2003, 10:06 AM

where does a pirate keep his dog?

in the Yarrrrrrrrrrrd!

sorry...I'm aware that was stupid.

sadistikdreams · 07-11-2003, 10:11 AM

hah. im gonna buy me one of those.

absorbentishe · 07-11-2003, 10:51 AM

ARRRRRRRRRRRR, I think I'll get me one of those!

Spinach_Indeed · 07-11-2003, 11:13 AM

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Giant Hamburger · 07-11-2003, 11:53 AM

We would like an Ahoy! key, as well.

Thank yee matey,
-GH and friends

Stiltzkin · 07-11-2003, 06:41 PM

Thats the worst pirate's keyboard I've ever seen. As a pirate, I feel insulted; it's missing the "A", "G" and the "H". Words such as "ARRG" and "HARHAR" are essential to the true pirate's vocabulary. I'm going to lobby my congressman to put my keyboad design into effect! ARRG!

grumpyolddude · 07-11-2003, 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by Stiltzkin
Thats the worst pirate's keyboard I've ever seen. As a pirate, I feel insulted; it's missing the "A", "G" and the "H". Words such as "ARRG" and "HARHAR" are essential to the true pirate's vocabulary. I'm going to lobby my congressman to put my keyboad design into effect! ARRG!

Aaarrrggghhh!!! She blows!
paraphrase of Crusty the Clown

debaser · 07-11-2003, 08:45 PM

Comedy fucking gold!

bundy · 07-11-2003, 11:26 PM

thats bloody brilliant phred.
thanks!!!

Gortexfogg · 07-12-2003, 01:07 AM

Hilarious keyboard design. Practical? If I was a pirate replying to this post, all I could say would be "RRRRRRRRRR!!!!!"

Well, I guess that's practical enough for a pirate.

grumpyolddude · 07-12-2003, 10:42 AM

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Originally posted by Bones
why the hell do they need a space bar?

Ever hear about Space Pirates?

MacGnG · 07-12-2003, 12:14 PM

i dont even know

fhqwhgads · 07-12-2003, 01:21 PM

Q: What's a pirate's favorite pickup line?

A: Arrrrrrr ya free Saturday night?

TerresqueÜ · 07-12-2003, 01:26 PM

Har-de-har-har-har!

Stiltzkin · 07-12-2003, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by Bones
and wheres the rape and pillage button?

Are ye serious, lad? A true pirate won't press a button to get one of those two things done, he'll go out and get 'em done himself!

Quote:

Originally posted by Gortexfogg
Hilarious keyboard design. Practical? If I was a pirate replying to this post, all I could say would be "RRRRRRRRRR!!!!!"

Well, I guess that's practical enough for a pirate.

You hit it right on the nail.

Quote:

Originally posted by grumpyolddude

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
why the hell do they need a space bar?

Ever hear about Space Pirates?

LOL

So subtle, so hilarious!

07-11-2003, 01:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
phredgreen who? Location: the phoenix metro	new! amazing! the ergonomic keyboard for pirates! the new computing sensation that's taking the seven seas by storm... __________________ My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine

07-11-2003, 06:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	HARHARHARHA __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-11-2003, 07:25 AM	#4 (permalink)
G_Whiz Junkie Location: Northern California	Looks cool, but explain to me how it's ergonomic? And, where do I get one? __________________ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

07-11-2003, 08:44 AM	#7 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Let the pirate jokes begin! Starting off with the classic... Q: What is a pirate's favorite letter? A: RRRRRRRR! Q: Where do pirate's go to drink? A: To the barrrrrrr! Q: How do they get there? A: In their carrrrrrrs! Q: Why don't they walk? A: Because it's farrrrrr! Q: What made the pirate sick? A: His SARRRRRRRRS! Okay, I'll leave some for you guys! Heh. __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

07-11-2003, 10:06 AM	#9 (permalink)
aus5tin Crazy Location: SWLA	where does a pirate keep his dog? in the Yarrrrrrrrrrrd! sorry...I'm aware that was stupid. __________________ You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.

07-11-2003, 07:06 AM	#3 (permalink)
shalafi ARRRRRRRRRR Location: Stuart, Florida	damn i need to get me one o them

07-11-2003, 09:54 AM	#8 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	HAR HAR HAR! Avast, yea Maties! More Grog! Aaarg.

07-11-2003, 10:11 AM	#10 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	hah. im gonna buy me one of those. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

07-11-2003, 10:51 AM	#11 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	ARRRRRRRRRRRR, I think I'll get me one of those!

07-11-2003, 11:13 AM	#12 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgAAAKkV4Qjyr3uwqxJYyU6jVhFL!74Qz1jQNOYtBKnF4hGP1sXishYfWOOBvwhNru4MyUV9LvTg4khvQ1SHdJuAfnDn7VEfCUos1!qYQ/Arrr.gif?dc=4675429862388375268[/IMG] __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

07-11-2003, 11:53 AM	#13 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	We would like an Ahoy! key, as well. Thank yee matey, -GH and friends

07-11-2003, 06:41 PM	#14 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Thats the worst pirate's keyboard I've ever seen. As a pirate, I feel insulted; it's missing the "A", "G" and the "H". Words such as "ARRG" and "HARHAR" are essential to the true pirate's vocabulary. I'm going to lobby my congressman to put my keyboad design into effect! ARRG! __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

07-11-2003, 08:45 PM	#16 (permalink)
debaser Sir, I have a plan... Location: 38S NC20943324	Comedy fucking gold! __________________ Fortunato became immured to the sound of the trowel after a while.

07-11-2003, 11:26 PM	#17 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	thats bloody brilliant phred. thanks!!! __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-12-2003, 01:07 AM	#18 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hilarious keyboard design. Practical? If I was a pirate replying to this post, all I could say would be "RRRRRRRRRR!!!!!" Well, I guess that's practical enough for a pirate.

07-12-2003, 12:14 PM	#20 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	i dont even know

07-12-2003, 01:26 PM	#22 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Har-de-har-har-har! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-12-2003, 01:21 PM	#21 (permalink)
fhqwhgads Junkie	Q: What's a pirate's favorite pickup line? A: Arrrrrrr ya free Saturday night?