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phredgreen 07-11-2003 01:49 AM

new! amazing! the ergonomic keyboard for pirates!
 
the new computing sensation that's taking the seven seas by storm...

http://www.defectiveyeti.com/images/corsair.jpg


:lol:

cchris 07-11-2003 06:27 AM

HARHARHARHA

shalafi 07-11-2003 07:06 AM

damn i need to get me one o them

G_Whiz 07-11-2003 07:25 AM

Looks cool, but explain to me how it's ergonomic? And, where do I get one?

platypus 07-11-2003 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
Looks cool, but explain to me how it's ergonomic?
I would think the SHIFT key is not needed as the R should be capped by default (no pirate says, "rrrrrr!"). So, if this is true, then all required interaction with the keyboard can be done with a single hook.

Avast! It is Errrrrgonomic.

G_Whiz 07-11-2003 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by platypus
I would think the SHIFT key is not needed as the R should be capped by default (no pirate says, "rrrrrr!"). So, if this is true, then all required interaction with the keyboard can be done with a single hook.

Avast! It is Errrrrgonomic.

That's as good an explanation as any other.

Sign me up, Matey!!:hmm:

Batman976 07-11-2003 08:44 AM

Let the pirate jokes begin! Starting off with the classic...

Q: What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A: RRRRRRRR!

Q: Where do pirate's go to drink?
A: To the barrrrrrr!

Q: How do they get there?
A: In their carrrrrrrs!

Q: Why don't they walk?
A: Because it's farrrrrr!

Q: What made the pirate sick?
A: His SARRRRRRRRS!

Okay, I'll leave some for you guys! Heh.

Peetster 07-11-2003 09:54 AM

HAR HAR HAR! Avast, yea Maties! More Grog! Aaarg.

aus5tin 07-11-2003 10:06 AM

where does a pirate keep his dog?



in the Yarrrrrrrrrrrd!


sorry...I'm aware that was stupid.

sadistikdreams 07-11-2003 10:11 AM

hah. im gonna buy me one of those.

absorbentishe 07-11-2003 10:51 AM

ARRRRRRRRRRRR, I think I'll get me one of those!

Spinach_Indeed 07-11-2003 11:13 AM

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgAAAKkV4Qjy*r3uwqxJYyU6jVhFL!74Qz1jQNOYtBKnF4hGP1sXishYfWOO*BvwhNru4MyUV9LvTg4khvQ1SHdJuAfnDn7VEfCUos1!qYQ/Arrr.gif?dc=4675429862388375268[/IMG]

Giant Hamburger 07-11-2003 11:53 AM

We would like an Ahoy! key, as well.
http://www.stanford.edu/~snaylor/ahoy.jpg
Thank yee matey,
-GH and friends

Stiltzkin 07-11-2003 06:41 PM

Thats the worst pirate's keyboard I've ever seen. As a pirate, I feel insulted; it's missing the "A", "G" and the "H". Words such as "ARRG" and "HARHAR" are essential to the true pirate's vocabulary. I'm going to lobby my congressman to put my keyboad design into effect! ARRG!

grumpyolddude 07-11-2003 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stiltzkin
Thats the worst pirate's keyboard I've ever seen. As a pirate, I feel insulted; it's missing the "A", "G" and the "H". Words such as "ARRG" and "HARHAR" are essential to the true pirate's vocabulary. I'm going to lobby my congressman to put my keyboad design into effect! ARRG!
Aaarrrggghhh!!! She blows!
paraphrase of Crusty the Clown

debaser 07-11-2003 08:45 PM

Comedy fucking gold!

bundy 07-11-2003 11:26 PM

thats bloody brilliant phred.
thanks!!!

Gortexfogg 07-12-2003 01:07 AM

Hilarious keyboard design. Practical? If I was a pirate replying to this post, all I could say would be "RRRRRRRRRR!!!!!"

Well, I guess that's practical enough for a pirate.

grumpyolddude 07-12-2003 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
why the hell do they need a space bar?

Ever hear about Space Pirates?



http://www.sincuser.f9.co.uk/003/softwre1.gif

MacGnG 07-12-2003 12:14 PM

i dont even know

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...m/pir8puyo.gif

http://www.atterbury.org/assets/images/PIRATE.JPG

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...ges/pirate.gif

http://www.ticketsconcertssports.com/danny-pirate.jpg

fhqwhgads 07-12-2003 01:21 PM

Q: What's a pirate's favorite pickup line?

A: Arrrrrrr ya free Saturday night?

TerresqueÜ 07-12-2003 01:26 PM

Har-de-har-har-har!

Stiltzkin 07-12-2003 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
and wheres the rape and pillage button?
Are ye serious, lad? A true pirate won't press a button to get one of those two things done, he'll go out and get 'em done himself!
Quote:

Originally posted by Gortexfogg
Hilarious keyboard design. Practical? If I was a pirate replying to this post, all I could say would be "RRRRRRRRRR!!!!!"

Well, I guess that's practical enough for a pirate.

You hit it right on the nail.
Quote:

Originally posted by grumpyolddude
Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
why the hell do they need a space bar?
Ever hear about Space Pirates?



http://www.sincuser.f9.co.uk/003/softwre1.gif

:lol: LOL :lol: So subtle, so hilarious!


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