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Old 06-12-2009, 07:43 AM   #20561 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2009, 08:13 AM   #20562 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2009, 08:46 AM   #20563 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2009, 08:59 AM   #20564 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2009, 09:19 AM   #20565 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2009, 09:40 AM   #20566 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2009, 09:44 AM   #20567 (permalink)
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Chihuahua
/ It's an estate in Mehhhico that borders on the estate of Tejas.
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Old 06-12-2009, 09:52 AM   #20568 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2009, 10:05 AM   #20569 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2009, 12:37 PM   #20570 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2009, 12:46 PM   #20571 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2009, 06:21 PM   #20572 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2009, 08:50 PM   #20573 (permalink)
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Old 06-13-2009, 02:57 AM   #20574 (permalink)
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Old 06-13-2009, 02:59 AM   #20575 (permalink)
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Old 06-13-2009, 03:26 AM   #20576 (permalink)
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Old 06-13-2009, 05:11 AM   #20577 (permalink)
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Old 06-13-2009, 07:51 AM   #20578 (permalink)
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Old 06-13-2009, 07:21 PM   #20579 (permalink)
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London Particular
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Old 06-13-2009, 08:21 PM   #20580 (permalink)
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Emma Peel (a classic British dish)
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Old 06-14-2009, 01:43 AM   #20581 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2009, 04:25 AM   #20582 (permalink)
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Bond
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Old 06-14-2009, 05:00 AM   #20583 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2009, 07:16 AM   #20584 (permalink)
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...exonerated
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Old 06-14-2009, 07:43 AM   #20585 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2009, 12:18 PM   #20586 (permalink)
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depiliated
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Old 06-14-2009, 12:47 PM   #20587 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 06-14-2009, 01:06 PM   #20588 (permalink)
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...Bald Head Island
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Old 06-14-2009, 02:45 PM   #20589 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:12 AM   #20590 (permalink)
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straight anal
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:43 AM   #20591 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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Old 06-15-2009, 05:17 AM   #20592 (permalink)
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tequila

/ From a conversation overheard in college:
"You want to go see [wretched local band] tonight?"
"I'd rather have a tequila enema."
"Lime and salt with that?"
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Old 06-15-2009, 10:34 AM   #20593 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 06-15-2009, 11:36 AM   #20594 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2009, 12:21 PM   #20595 (permalink)
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...park, eh?
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:08 PM   #20596 (permalink)
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Moose Dick
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:27 PM   #20597 (permalink)
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....................(nevermind)
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Old 06-15-2009, 03:53 PM   #20598 (permalink)
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Nirvana?
/ that to nevermind

Explaining Moose Dick:
Two guys are sitting on the porch in Canada. One says, "You want to play 20 questions?"
Other guy says, "OK, eh."
"OK, I've got one."
Second guy says, "Can you eat it?"
First guy, "Well, I guess so?"
Second guy says, "Moose Dick."
First guy, "Damn. You win. Again."
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Old 06-16-2009, 02:14 AM   #20599 (permalink)
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Ambrosia
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Old 06-16-2009, 02:26 AM   #20600 (permalink)
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(moose dick, eh?)
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