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Old 05-30-2009, 11:50 AM   #20401 (permalink)
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Old 05-30-2009, 01:34 PM   #20402 (permalink)
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Old 05-30-2009, 01:51 PM   #20403 (permalink)
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Old 05-30-2009, 10:35 PM   #20404 (permalink)
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...and were back to "taxes."
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Old 05-31-2009, 02:26 AM   #20405 (permalink)
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(all my) exes (live in texas...)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 05-31-2009, 04:54 AM   #20406 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2009, 05:09 AM   #20407 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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ass.....



it's all about the ass!
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Old 05-31-2009, 05:51 AM   #20408 (permalink)
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he's right.....it is all about the ass..........how you been joe?
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Old 05-31-2009, 07:20 AM   #20409 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2009, 07:57 AM   #20410 (permalink)
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bankroll

...'til the govnmt takes it with taxes!
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Old 05-31-2009, 08:21 AM   #20411 (permalink)
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spent....


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how you been joe?
survivin bro, you know....

and you?
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Old 05-31-2009, 12:23 PM   #20412 (permalink)
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Old 05-31-2009, 01:53 PM   #20413 (permalink)
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shit-faced...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 05-31-2009, 02:56 PM   #20414 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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hung-over....
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Old 05-31-2009, 03:47 PM   #20415 (permalink)
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full of energy and love of life and excited and full of enthusiasm ...aka speed freak
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Old 06-01-2009, 02:01 AM   #20416 (permalink)
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crazy 'bout this new guy and we make mad passionate love 24/7 and barely have time to get out of bed and eat food
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Old 06-01-2009, 02:18 AM   #20417 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:51 AM   #20418 (permalink)
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Good News
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Old 06-01-2009, 11:46 AM   #20419 (permalink)
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jewel's back...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-01-2009, 12:22 PM   #20420 (permalink)
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...and front, too
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Old 06-01-2009, 12:25 PM   #20421 (permalink)
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Breasts
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Old 06-01-2009, 12:33 PM   #20422 (permalink)
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thighs ...stuffed

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Old 06-01-2009, 12:38 PM   #20423 (permalink)
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Hot Beef Injection
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Old 06-01-2009, 02:03 PM   #20424 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2009, 02:26 PM   #20425 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:16 PM   #20426 (permalink)
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...cigar rolling, silly
(but me thinks you knew that... )
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Old 06-01-2009, 04:07 PM   #20427 (permalink)
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(dusky maiden thighs?)

cigarillo...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-01-2009, 04:45 PM   #20428 (permalink)
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Oral

/ Where's my mind? In the Gutter over there?
// Those dusky maiden thighs can roll my cigar after the faceplant.
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Old 06-01-2009, 07:40 PM   #20429 (permalink)
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Oral...

Roberts
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Old 06-01-2009, 09:13 PM   #20430 (permalink)
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Oxygen
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Old 06-02-2009, 02:21 AM   #20431 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-02-2009, 02:55 AM   #20432 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2009, 03:45 AM   #20433 (permalink)
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...fork
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Old 06-02-2009, 03:58 AM   #20434 (permalink)
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spoon



I always wished the fork ran away with the spoon rather than that big flat plate.


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Old 06-02-2009, 07:51 AM   #20435 (permalink)
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Mighty!
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Old 06-02-2009, 07:56 AM   #20436 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2009, 08:04 AM   #20437 (permalink)
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Cheeeeeeese!
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Old 06-02-2009, 11:35 AM   #20438 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2009, 11:41 AM   #20439 (permalink)
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/ Come, join me in the gutter.
// The water is wonderful
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Old 06-02-2009, 12:46 PM   #20440 (permalink)
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challenge...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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