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Old 08-27-2008, 05:24 PM   #19001 (permalink)
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pneumonia-hole...

ahahahha..........i love it phil........people look at me funny when i ask them to close their pneumonia hole.........hahahhhah

like "wtf are you talkin' about" kinda funny


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Old 08-27-2008, 06:37 PM   #19002 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2008, 02:17 AM   #19003 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2008, 02:31 AM   #19004 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2008, 05:57 AM   #19005 (permalink)
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/ from auricle...
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Old 08-28-2008, 06:16 AM   #19006 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2008, 06:36 AM   #19007 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2008, 02:44 AM   #19008 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2008, 04:36 AM   #19009 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2008, 05:15 AM   #19010 (permalink)
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Jim [taking a written driving test]: Pssst. What does a yellow light mean?
Bobby: Slow down.
Jim: Okay. What...does...a...yellow...light...mean?
Bobby: Slow down!
Jim: Okay. Whaaaaaat...dooooooeees...aaaaaaaa...yeeeeeel-loooooow...liiiiiiight...meeeeeeeaaan?
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Old 08-29-2008, 05:43 AM   #19011 (permalink)
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/ The Classic novel by I. P. Freely
/ Damn, Nick, I still want to do Terrible, Awful, Filthy things to Marilu Henner that she would really, really enjoy.
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Old 08-29-2008, 06:04 AM   #19012 (permalink)
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...Th, you'd better lay off Marilu, bud. She's MINE...you hear, all MINE!!!
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Old 08-29-2008, 07:42 AM   #19013 (permalink)
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/ But it's a dry heat
/ Unlike what I will do with Marilu
/ I am willing to share, there's plenty of her to go around.
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Old 08-29-2008, 08:43 AM   #19014 (permalink)
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...to be more specific, hot cross buns. Like the ones on you know who Marilu.
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Old 08-29-2008, 09:19 AM   #19015 (permalink)
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/ That'll give ya hot cross buns
/ If it's done right
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Old 08-29-2008, 01:12 PM   #19016 (permalink)
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unlike "that girl..."

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Old 08-29-2008, 03:53 PM   #19017 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2008, 06:34 PM   #19018 (permalink)
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Old 08-30-2008, 04:00 AM   #19019 (permalink)
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cute...

but tell us how you REALLY feel...
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Old 08-31-2008, 03:04 AM   #19020 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2008, 04:29 AM   #19021 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2008, 05:52 AM   #19022 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2008, 09:44 AM   #19023 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2008, 09:45 AM   #19024 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2008, 06:05 PM   #19025 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2008, 11:25 PM   #19026 (permalink)
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(for use on a sore pig)
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Old 09-01-2008, 03:02 AM   #19027 (permalink)
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menicine...

(taken by a sick guy...)
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Old 09-01-2008, 03:05 AM   #19028 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2008, 08:00 AM   #19029 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2008, 09:09 PM   #19030 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2008, 01:36 AM   #19031 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2008, 02:30 AM   #19032 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2008, 03:28 AM   #19033 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2008, 04:51 AM   #19034 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2008, 06:07 AM   #19035 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2008, 07:31 AM   #19036 (permalink)
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...not sure why I associated that word, because the mohel I know around here is a pretty smart guy
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Old 09-02-2008, 10:31 AM   #19037 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2008, 12:32 PM   #19038 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2008, 01:10 PM   #19039 (permalink)
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Old 09-02-2008, 03:04 PM   #19040 (permalink)
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