I have a giant green..
 

Willy! <~~ Clicky

sad,sad,sadddd....little willy there ...hulk

but. what i dont understand is.

why is he always wearing purple shorts.

even in the movie.

It's in the script...

He had brown at one point.. And also, everything else rips off, shirt, socks half of his pants.. how come the rest of his pants dont come off?

they're fat kid pants... elastic waist, yo. ;)

Well, the article says the doll is 12 inches tall and his green bean is 2 inches long. So if you upsized that to 6 feet, Bruce Banner would be packin' 12 inches. Hardly sad and little. And what is the Hulk supposed to be, 9 feet tall? Then he must be swingin' a foot and a half of green irradiated meat.

I think the Hulkster can keep his ladies satisfied. ;-)

No Bones, more like, you wish it was a tranny she-hulk.

I think that is the first time in my life I have heard the term 'Tranny She-Hulk'... Sounds like it should be in the 'wayside'

BTW...if it is green...it has gone bad

WA HAHAHAHAHAHA